Holy Shining light unto us all, that man has balls the size of a Honda civic.
Let's not forget that hoodies have long been worn by Eskimos, one of the most despicable groups around.
I call them "snow Mexicans" because they're stinky and lazy. Ugly, too. They need more hood and less face. They also have beady, slanty eyes and smell like fish. They need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.
You hear me, Nanook? The third grade. It's time to be a man.
-Old Man Hatchet