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Bear Grylls

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treecery.
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So I'm watching his new new show "worst car scenario" and it kinda sucks. If your watching it put your tv on mute and it's waaaay less exciting. Cool story right?
May 5 2010 10:10PM
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ThaLorax
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May 5 2010 10:11PM
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Blurst
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Bear is a total pussy. Les Stroud would kick his ass any day of the year.
May 5 2010 10:12PM
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2_fadez
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there used to be a show on TBS called "Worst Case Scenario" with the exact same plot. I remember watching it before, Mike Rowe was actually famous.

Bear Grylls pulls another knockoff again


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worst_Case_Scenarios_(TV_series)
May 5 2010 10:18PM
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skiminnesota
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lololol watching this now.

the old geezer cannot swim to shore? not to mention he should have had a life jacket ON HIM being in a canoe, or at the very least one handy.
May 5 2010 10:21PM
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treecery.
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Well he wasn't expecting a jetskiier to go "careening" hahaha Bear and his craaaazy forigen words
May 5 2010 10:25PM
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theJones
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survivorman is boss
May 5 2010 10:29PM
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.Natty.
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false. les just sits in a poorly made tent for five days starving his ass off
May 5 2010 10:32PM
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yohaass60
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dear god i hope he doesn't get the '93 jetta!
May 5 2010 10:32PM
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p-fo
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May 5 2010 10:34PM
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theJones
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gotta agree with you on this, if he ever had to go a couple days longer he would just die, but still great to watch and i doubt anyone could do much better
May 5 2010 10:35PM
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triebby
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May 5 2010 10:45PM
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treecery.
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With of course his camera crew
May 5 2010 10:47PM
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Blurst
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Ya but at least he does it by himself, bear has a crew of like 20 people.
May 5 2010 10:56PM
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mode2n
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word/
May 5 2010 11:07PM
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cclan
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hardly, he does it with literally nothing, its real + hauling camera gear, sure its not drama filled or anything but hes also legit
May 5 2010 11:08PM
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OhMyBosh
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Oh look, its this thread again.
May 5 2010 11:23PM
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Cthulhu
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May 5 2010 11:57PM
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Mac.
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Another Bear vs. Les thread. Great.

Bear still does everyone shown on tape, which includes some pretty badass things.
May 6 2010 12:04AM
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gus555
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sir you are incorrect. while les stroud sits in the grass mastubating to hippos mating 5 times an hour, bear is tackling wild boars and shanking their brains out with a knife made of his pubes
May 6 2010 12:04AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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i've met les stroud. hes the real deal badass, but a nice guy. loved his show but now hes making a gay survival show with a bunch of pussy ass little kids that i saw while i was in whistler. I guess it only airs in Canada. Good thing too, i dont wanna see that shit in the U.S.

but still, Les is a boss
May 6 2010 12:09AM
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fujarome
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if you look beyond the show, bear is much more badass. He was in the SAS which is impressive as shit, and climbed everest at age 23, 18 months after breaking his back.

Watch escape to the legion. I'd love to see les get through that. Even bear barely made it through.
May 6 2010 12:14AM
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carbon.pulse
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How many bears could bear grylls grill, if bear grills could grill bears?
May 6 2010 1:23AM
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DTC
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Bear Grylls is the new Chuck Norris.

Les Stroud is more concerned about cooking cute little meals for himself consisting of plants and if hes lucky some meat.

Bear Grylls is out biting the heads off snakes, shanking wild bores, tearing into live salmon with his teeth, and pulling porcupines from their holes 10 feet underground.

Plus the man slept inside a fuckin camel for christ sake...
May 6 2010 1:33AM
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Dustin.
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Ya thank God he had a camera crew to watch him be a badass instead of beat off in a tent like Les Stroud.


What the fuck does his crew do other than get shots that aren't shit quality like Stroud's?
May 6 2010 2:15AM
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Jahseph.
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Hahaha I haven't hear that before and it is definitely worth some pondering
May 6 2010 2:22AM
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treecery.
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in my defense this was meant to be a thread about how much his new show sucked not about if he is better than les or not
May 6 2010 7:29AM
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theline
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if bear grylls won't eat it, get the fuck away from it.

that man is terrifying. he's the chuck norris of nature programming.

May 6 2010 7:54AM
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boomboompow
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Even in the UK they think Bear Grylls is a joke. We've got a guy called Ray Mears who's way better.

Bear Grylls stays in the holiday inn overnight, nuff said.
May 6 2010 8:04AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Les Stroud actually survives, Bear can take risks that would probably kill someone who was actually trying to survive. I would know to eat grubs from a dead tree because of Les, I would probably try and jump off a cliff into a 2 foot pool because of Bear.
May 6 2010 8:07AM
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.Natty.
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True. There's also times where his camera crew has to do some crazy shit to follow him. There was one episode where they were in some giant underground river. The whole crew had to go through a completely submerged tunnel along a rope to get to the continuation of the river on the other side.

May 6 2010 8:14AM
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OhMyBosh
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This.
May 6 2010 9:57AM
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Delphi
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Les Stroud is a chubby little bitch. Put Grylls in his shoes and he would do just as well, if not better.
May 6 2010 10:12AM
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fujarome
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bear's isn't so much a survival show as it is entertainment and worst case scenario. Just look at the way many of his episodes start. Why the fuck would you have a parachute with you in a glacier? Anyone who takes what either of these shows say as being complete truth about survival is an idiot. I prefer watching bear though, because his show is entertaining. I watch survivorman too, but then i get sick of hearing les complain about everything until his ride out shows up.

But i reiterate, watch Bear in "Escape to the Legion" It's ridiculous what he went through on that show. Much better than a survival show.
May 6 2010 10:15AM
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Hoppy
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This.



Ray Mears survives better than bear grylls..........survives
May 6 2010 1:28PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I'm Bear Grylls, I'm going to put myself into terrible situations so I can do stunts. Oh, and I'll call it a survival show, because I've got to separate what I do from others.
May 6 2010 2:23PM
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Uah
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Bear is fucking legit, him an Les are both badass. But Bears off camera shit is wild. http://www.badassoftheweek.com/grylls.html

May 6 2010 2:46PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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you can't honestly believe that a guy who is at least 10 years older with about 1% of the fighting experience would win that fight
May 6 2010 3:04PM
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jester8589
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oh look its this guy again.
May 6 2010 3:07PM
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Delphi
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http://www.beargrylls.com/biography.html

read that, then tell me what the bitchy little Canadian has done.
May 6 2010 3:21PM
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kramerbradley35
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fuck ya he does
May 6 2010 3:22PM
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theline
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and........ Bear Grylls wins.

May 6 2010 4:18PM
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vailsux.com
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 i heard bear grylls likes boys
May 6 2010 4:35PM
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Mr.Luke
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even tough bear grylls has a camera crew, a helicopter, and a medic crew and the whole thing is mostly fake, it's still fun to watch
May 6 2010 4:40PM
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SOLID7
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Who cares if gets followed by like 100 people?! I'd rather see some guy running around shaking everything he sees jumping into lava and shit... or whatever he does.
May 6 2010 4:58PM
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SOLID7
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*shanking
May 6 2010 4:59PM
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Elmo.
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bear does unessecary shit cuz he can and knos nothign will happen to him... les just leaves for 7 days and has no clue where he is lol im pretty sure he gots more balls.... i just ate a lizard for protein... sweet bro
May 6 2010 5:01PM
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Mac.
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Les is a pussy. His show is boring as fuck. Man Vs. Wild is extremely entertaining and fun to watch.

Just watch some of the things Bear does, and tell me he is not the man.

Les does more stuff that most people would see if they were just trying to survive, but bear does more extreme life threatening situations.
May 6 2010 9:29PM
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OhMyBosh
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Bear pretends that he does shit that you would do if you needed to survive, with shtiloads of safety crew around and he sleeps in a holiday inn whilst pretending to be surviving in the wild.

Les goes into the middle of nowhere by himself and films the whole thing alone and survives for a week.


If you have a short attention span and like watching a cunt run around and give himself enemas then sure Bear is great, otherwise, Les = win.
May 6 2010 9:35PM
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Totes_Magotes
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So here's an analogy all of you can understand.

Les Stroud is like a shitty semi pussy skier making a pretty bad edit by himself (oooo, let's say with a gopro)...

Now Bear Grylls is like Mike Hornbeck or Tom Wallisch making a professional level edit...

which would you rather see?
May 6 2010 9:51PM
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