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Mayonnaise: Good or Evil

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boomboompow
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This is a massive debate amongst my flat-mates.

Mayonnaise.

When, if ever should it be used?


May 5 2010 6:16AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
IT SHOULD BE BANNED. FUCK MAYONNAISE
May 5 2010 6:19AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Mayonnaise is the greatest condiment EVER

It has so many uses, it is untrue:

On Sandwiches (some sandwiches, i.e. BLT and Club, may NEVER be eaten without it)
Potato Salad
Coleslaw
As a dip for fries
As a base for tartar sauces
For cooling down spicy foods, especially North African foods, i.e. Kofta, Shish, Kebab


Name one other sauce that can do all those things.


Thats right, there isn't one.



May 5 2010 6:52AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i put mayonnaise on everything; it rules !!

mayonnaise mixed 50/50 with ketchup = epic win also !
May 5 2010 6:56AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
mayonnaise is beyond disgusting. i absolutely can not stand it. the only time i will EVER tolerate it is on chicken salad, but if theres even a little too much ill just throw that shit away
May 5 2010 6:57AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
nasty, nasty, nasty.
it is tasteless white filth.
May 5 2010 7:01AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^that being said, there are different kinds of mayonnaise; i can't stand the one with mustard for example...
even from just travelling very little around europe i've found that mayo is very very different depending on where you eat it; so maybe the american mayo just sucks when compared to the european mayo....

belgians put mayo on virtually everything; salad, fries, between hamburgers, sandwiches, etc....
we use mayo as much as we use ketchup...
May 5 2010 7:03AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
MAYO IS AWESOME
May 5 2010 7:11AM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
It's good on BLTs and clubs and such. Also good on bacon burgers
May 5 2010 7:41AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,058
Mayo is good, MW is better
May 5 2010 7:44AM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
This. Its one of the best condiments to put on so many sandwiches, and is also one of the best dips for fries.
May 5 2010 7:56AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I'm legit going to bring some Hellman's Mayonnaise over with me, if you don't already have it over there.

It will change your life.
May 5 2010 8:12AM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111EVELVEN111!11
May 5 2010 8:41AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
now i know why your name is i_am_god.
this is my favorite things to do as well.
May 5 2010 9:12AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Mayo + ketchup + fries = party for my tastebuds


How can anyone live without deviled eggs?
May 5 2010 9:52AM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
I hate Mayo. Blaarrrghhh
May 5 2010 9:55AM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
mayo's the best. i prefer it over ketchup for burgers and fries
May 5 2010 10:01AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
I put mayo on everything. Best condiment EVER.
May 5 2010 11:08AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
good
but which is better mayo whip or actual mayonnaise
May 5 2010 11:25AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
First time I ever tasted mayo was on a McChicken Sandwich, I was like 'eurghhh it's got mayo on'. But I couldn't be bothered to scrape it off.

And my God, am I glad I didn't. The first bite of that sweet, yet tangy mayo, and I was hooked.
May 5 2010 11:31AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
it should never be used...EVER...even if there's a FIRE
May 5 2010 11:38AM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
if you dont like mayo, GTFO
May 5 2010 11:41AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Fry Sauce.

CAnt have fry sauce without mayo.

And mayo is good on sandwiches, and burgers, but i usually just put fry sauce on my burgers.
May 5 2010 12:12PM
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boomboompow
Posts: 32 - Karma: 21
One of my flat-mates just made a tuna mayo filling for her sandwich.
canned tuna and mayo. 2 things i just can't stand
May 5 2010 12:17PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
mayo and mustard in a sandwich is a sandwich full of win.
May 5 2010 12:19PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Ya a tuna sandwich i have them all the time. tuna is to dry on a sandwich without mayo, i also just make a bowl of it sometimes and put it on saltines=delicious
May 5 2010 12:20PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Never. Ever. Ever ever ever. Mayonnaise is beyond disgusting.

May 5 2010 12:20PM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
I hate mayonnaise. But for some reason a thin layer on the top bun of my hamburger is just delicious. It's the only way I use it.
May 5 2010 12:22PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
this.
May 5 2010 12:24PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
my cousin offered me $40 bucks to finish one of those huge jars of mayonnaise with just a spoon, $20 to attempt it. i threw up after about 11 or 12 spoonfulls. It was fucking gross, and now i can't eat mayonnaise at all, but i'm $20 richer. I didn't really like mayonnaise before this inccident anyways.
May 5 2010 12:28PM
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boomboompow
Posts: 32 - Karma: 21
heroic effort
May 5 2010 12:30PM
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nkmo.
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May 5 2010 12:31PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
Wendys Spicy Chicken sandwich with only mayo is the most spectacular meal one can ever have.
May 5 2010 12:45PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
DOG ANY SAMMICH IS A WINRAR WITH SOME MAYO HAYYYYYY

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May 5 2010 12:55PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I can't eat tuna without mayo mixed in and a little relish. Mayo like all other foods has a time and a place.
May 5 2010 1:03PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
next time you grill a fat, dripping juicy burger, toast up the buns just a little on the grill and then use just a bit of mayo (real mayo, no miracle whip) and cracked pepper on the bun. resist the urge to slather on barbeque or ketchup or whatever. seriously, it is lifechanging. the way the mayo mixes with the juice from the patty creates the ultimate sauce, and the little bit of pepper perefcts it. its the only way we eat hamburgers now. i saw it on good eats, and we all (should) know alton brown would never give a bad recipe

Now do it, seriously
May 5 2010 1:12PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
ONLY HIPSTERS HATE MAYO. DO YOU WANNA BE LIKE THESE FUCKTARDS?


May 5 2010 1:13PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
mayo=gross fry sauce=delicious. paradox.
May 5 2010 1:30PM
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
mayo is filthy. the only time it can be used is on a BLT, and even then i hardly put any on
May 5 2010 1:34PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
people get paid to make things like this?
May 5 2010 1:35PM
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Jodi
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please see my "favorite tricks" line in my profile.
May 5 2010 1:54PM
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MangoSteeze
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The NSer Racial demographic is really showing through in the thread. Any real soul brother knows the truth.

May 5 2010 2:16PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

hellmans may or trader joes mayo  amazing...............  BUT FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MIRACLE WHIP

the tangy the sweet its like sweet relesh  SOOO FUCKING GROSS OMG BARF EVERYWHER ON MY COMPUTER CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT M W

jims top three nasty ass food condemnts

1  HENIZ GRAVY IN A JAR

2 MIRACLE WHIP

3 RELISH ( but pickles are ok  only dilll fuck sweet and butter pickeles)

May 5 2010 2:29PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
May 5 2010 3:05PM
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CypressGrove
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I love mayo.

May 5 2010 3:13PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
yeah plus mayo and ketchup on hot dogs is great
May 5 2010 3:15PM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
yeah mayo and ketchup is the best combo on chicken sandwich hamburgers fries you can never go wrong with some mayo and ketchup

May 5 2010 3:17PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
fuck yeah mayo

screw miracle whip
May 5 2010 3:26PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
helmanns ftw
May 5 2010 3:30PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I like it on carrots and thats about it
May 5 2010 3:41PM
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ECfreeski3
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is "fry sauce" a canadian thing?
May 5 2010 3:45PM
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