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Parents want to kick me out of the house

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FBGM
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alright i used the search bar so shhhhh if its a repost, my bad.

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what the fuck.
May 4 2010 5:38PM
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lineskier10
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thats hillarious
May 4 2010 5:40PM
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J.DUKE
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i see nothing wrong. mom's just a bitch
May 4 2010 5:41PM
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nychka
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I thought it was pretty good till the end where he reveals his age, then I burst out laughing.
May 4 2010 5:43PM
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FBGM
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shut up morgan
May 4 2010 5:43PM
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garrets
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he's 31, lives at home, never had a job, and spends a thousand dollars on porn... wow
May 4 2010 5:44PM
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FBGM
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yeah same here i thought he was gonna be some 16 year old kid and thats when i was like wtf..
May 4 2010 5:47PM
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snowking249
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haha i busted up laughing when he said he was 31! thats some funny stuff
May 4 2010 5:54PM
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FBGM
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irrelevant, what are your intentions?
May 4 2010 5:56PM
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soulskier
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noice!
May 4 2010 5:57PM
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FBGM
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oh okay haha sorry. yeah i think it could be really good for you, depending on...a lot of things. age certainly being one of them. forces you to grow up and learn to take responsibility for yourself. as for my age, right in between what you said :) haha
May 4 2010 6:03PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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ok you guys don't make fun of me, my mom is being totally irrational and you shouldn't make fun of me... and everyone knows 31 is the new 18
May 4 2010 6:11PM
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Delaney
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seems like a very cool person
May 4 2010 6:14PM
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triebby
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I don't even find that funny, that is just sad.
May 4 2010 6:53PM
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Malcolm
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haha that was good. i started laughing when he said hes 31
May 4 2010 6:57PM
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spruitm
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Dont laught at Charles.  He is my friend and has no where to stay now.
May 4 2010 7:11PM
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leahey
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word hahahhaa
May 4 2010 8:24PM
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LIL-WAT
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haha yea as soon as it said hes 31 it got way funnier
May 5 2010 1:09AM
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Jwalk
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At first I thought it was like a 17 or 18 year old but when it read 31 I lol'd, almost guaranteed fake but still quite humoring.
May 5 2010 1:15AM
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geteducated
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May 5 2010 2:35AM
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katie.
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what a quality life.
May 5 2010 10:43AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i only clicked this because i saw that a pink name created the thread and i wanted to be the first to say
"well you could always come stay with me"

way to get my hopes up.
May 5 2010 10:47AM
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Ikkebillig
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May 5 2010 11:07AM
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s_a_m
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haha i was thinking the same thing when i opened it.  im pretty sure its fake but whatever its still funny
May 5 2010 11:19AM
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FBGM
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haha sorry dude
May 5 2010 11:54AM
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snwbrdmilf
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If he's never had a job, where does the money come from to spend thousands on porn?

I know this is supposed to be funny, but its just another person at home trying to creating a story to get people to laugh on the internet. Whoever believes this guy really wrote it, is an idiot. Just sayin' =)
May 5 2010 12:11PM
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Hermondo
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fake obvi
May 5 2010 12:14PM
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EvanMeyer
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best part was when he said he was 31 although this completely reminded me of the one guy on true life im addicted to porn
May 5 2010 12:20PM
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Gary_Busey
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haha "my favorite thing to do is smoke cigars and watch porn.  I like to keep it classy."

that guy is such a douche

May 5 2010 3:14PM
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yellav
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i have never laughed at something on the internet so hard before. thank you for this delightful gift.
May 5 2010 3:24PM
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gucio
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I like that part which starts with "I'm 31..." hahaha
May 5 2010 4:11PM
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hue.
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too bad he's 31..
May 17 2010 9:27PM
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VT_scratch
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WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET ELEVEN THOUSAND POSTS MALCY? jeez i swear everytime i look at ur post count its up 4k.

to the op, WHAAACK
May 17 2010 9:30PM
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bstuck1
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But really, what's so wrong about trying to make people laugh? Regardless of it being fake or not, it's still funny.
May 17 2010 9:49PM
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toominator
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hahaha nice find made me lol
May 17 2010 10:40PM
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kootenayklaus
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this seems like a real life stepbrothers. minus either dale or brennan
May 17 2010 10:49PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Touche
May 17 2010 11:45PM
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