I was a timid kid when it happened, slayed a decent looking fatty to get it out of the way. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. - gmack24
All depends on the girl; If she has a ass, then it is her ass, if a girl has a great pair of tits, then it is her tits, If a girl has great tits and ass, I would say that her most important feature would be her blood alcohol content. - derbski
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
fo sho. glad to see that hes out of the hospital!!
My friend Afterbanged so hard, he broke both legs, his hip, 4 ribs, caused an avalanche, and killed everyone within a 100mile radius of the 'bang.
But it was still not 'too much' bang.
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
So awesome to see this. And also amazing that with this interview so many people can also see that even after the accident he is still so passionate about snowboarding. Big inspiration.
Skiing's rad, hating's bad.
"Pull your boner out of your hot doggers and chill" -Reed.
[On the topic of hipsters] "...it's a lot better than being a frat boy with a tight A&F tee and true religions high fiving your spiky-haired bros because you just felt up some half-silicon skank on the dance floor at AuBar." - J.D.