about the rainbow rail up at chads or that he actually did it?
you began your life as a little bad-ass sperm attacking the ovum like it was day old pizza. Spitting on all the other pansy sperm, you set up base camp on that egg and spent the next nine months like a goddamn king. You were in a warm haze the entire time, and eating constantly. In fact it was so great there in the womb, when you finally got out, you knew you were going to spend the rest of your life trying to get right back in