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Boner vs erection

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An10a_Eng
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I know how ridiculously stupid this thread is, but my roommates are currently arguing over which word was first used to describe a firm penis.
May 3 2010 1:26PM
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yojimbo
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probably neither.
May 3 2010 1:28PM
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Liam.
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erection
May 3 2010 1:28PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Erection seems more Scientific so I would go with that
May 3 2010 1:29PM
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superpoluha
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you work for nasa... this isnt rocket science
May 3 2010 1:32PM
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[~_~]
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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what this is.
May 3 2010 1:33PM
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An10a_Eng
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its flesh rocket science
May 3 2010 1:34PM
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Caveman.
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haha win.
May 3 2010 1:35PM
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nickyp
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lol
May 3 2010 1:37PM
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no_steeze
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i'd guess boner, and then the scientific term was created

but i'm sure the first person looked down and was like "lol boner" not "well good sire it appears as though my genital region, especially the shaft of my penis, has been stricken with an excess of blood causing an erection due to my sexual excitement over seeing ms. perrymuggins wink at me from below her flower adorned hat"
May 3 2010 1:40PM
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An10a_Eng
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hahaha thats a good point
May 3 2010 1:41PM
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May 3 2010 1:41PM
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FBGM
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i think alex knows what he's talking about.
May 3 2010 1:42PM
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theabortionator
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You would make this thread
May 3 2010 1:43PM
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An10a_Eng
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seeing as i did make this thread im going to validate your claim. i would make thread.
May 3 2010 1:44PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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well thats embarrassing....
May 3 2010 1:44PM
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theabortionator
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May 3 2010 1:50PM
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May 3 2010 1:54PM
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An10a_Eng
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but what if my boner is softer than yours?
May 3 2010 3:25PM
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ECfreeski3
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i'm gonna say i definitely think erection was used first
May 3 2010 3:28PM
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Tw33k3d
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you know how i know you're gay?
May 3 2010 3:29PM
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FBGM
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i'm gonna have to say it was more something along the lines of "efhgikehfbg"
May 3 2010 3:29PM
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superpoluha
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bitch louis napsack


what now?
May 3 2010 3:29PM
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Brentizzle
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just made my day
May 3 2010 3:31PM
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Big_Spence
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erection.
May 3 2010 3:31PM
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An10a_Eng
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how?
May 3 2010 3:35PM
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theabortionator
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May 3 2010 3:44PM
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Tw33k3d
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May 3 2010 3:57PM
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FBGM
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haha win
May 3 2010 4:01PM
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GANDALF
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[img]http://michaeljlewis.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/boner-growingpains.png[/img]

if you used to watch the show "Growing Pains", you know exactly what i'm talking about.
May 3 2010 4:11PM
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GANDALF
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fuck
May 3 2010 4:12PM
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An10a_Eng
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oh fuck you got me good.


I WAS RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER!
May 3 2010 4:28PM
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Spinoza
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ive heard prick used in way back times
May 3 2010 4:31PM
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gregorio
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how did you find that did you look up "boner" on google images or something? gross man, just gross. unless you're into that kinda stuff then i understand i just don't go that way. i respect you for coming out to people, it must've taken a lot of courage. but maybe you didn't do any of that who am i to say.
May 3 2010 4:33PM
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Mr.Luke
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It was first called

"Hard Thing"
May 3 2010 4:34PM
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Tw33k3d
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so that's what they call it these days
May 3 2010 4:36PM
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An10a_Eng
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i never said i didnt feel pretty...
May 3 2010 4:39PM
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Elmo.
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ill b the only one to give a straight answer well probably erection its more scientific... plus k+ for all the luaghs and funny posts
May 3 2010 4:43PM
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6God
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yeah I doubt people from thousands of years ago called it a boner or an erection, its was definitely called a hard thing
May 3 2010 8:24PM
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Black.Bird
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no homo?
May 3 2010 8:33PM
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special_k10101
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neither,

chubby.
May 3 2010 8:37PM
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pussymoneyweed
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im da hardest nigga round, not da oldest naw meann?
May 3 2010 8:47PM
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Otter.
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Stiffy
May 4 2010 3:48PM
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5teve.
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erection?
May 4 2010 3:52PM
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NW_Rider
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May 4 2010 3:52PM
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.Jack_S.
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photo.php.jpgtry this cleaner. ha but i think erection was used first

May 4 2010 3:55PM
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KC_Hoffwoman
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http://www.edrugstore.md/articles/features/the-history-of-the-erection-part1/

somebody studied its history.
May 4 2010 3:58PM
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toominator
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haha yes grunting and various hand gestures
May 4 2010 4:40PM
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cultrara
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May 4 2010 4:50PM
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FBGM
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haha yeah i mean i don't think the first dudes who got boners spoke english
May 4 2010 5:20PM
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WVskiing
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boner

May 4 2010 5:30PM
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