Summer soon- BBQ Rules

BBQ RULES :
> We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months.  Therefore it is
> important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
> cooking activity.   When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
> of events are put into motion:
>
> Routine...
> (1) The woman buys the food.
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
> the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
> lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
> where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can
> take place without the interference of the woman.
>
> Here comes the important part:
> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
> More routine...
> (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.  He
> thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
>
> Important again:
> (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
> More routine...
> (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
> and brings them to the table.
>
> (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
> And most important of all:
> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>
> (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed
> ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed
> reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!