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Fuck you Jon Olsson

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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Seriously, the fuck! He lives in fucking monaco, his girlfriend is insanely hot! He's a pro skier, he organises one of the sickest events of the ski year and now he's doing gumball in not just a super car but one of the best super cars in the entire rally/world. And to top it all of he seems like the nicest guy ever. Fuck you Jon, I want your life!!! /rant.
May 2 2010 7:34AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I wish he was a total douche, so I could justify my envy as hate. But he's just not.
May 2 2010 7:37AM
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AndrewNZ
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FML?
May 2 2010 7:54AM
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TomasAa
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Gumball 3000 start in London! from Jon Olsson Video Blog on Vimeo.

May 2 2010 8:03AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Yes! If he was a dickhead i would reign down an all mighty hate fest of jealousy on his ass!! But he's so nice i'd feel bad hating on him.
May 2 2010 8:13AM
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lilwhiz165
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its so true.
May 2 2010 8:15AM
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leahey
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ZOMMGG LOOOK AT THHAT HAIR OMG OMG OMG!!
May 2 2010 9:53AM
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Blurst
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what car is he doing gumball in?
May 2 2010 9:54AM
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johnnypsunami
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not only does he live such a pimp lifestyle, but he pays for it by being a pro skier. its the best of both worlds. so damn jealous.

May 2 2010 10:05AM
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*simba*
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Ya think if I ran in front of his car in New York, he'd let me ride in it?
May 2 2010 10:15AM
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keepinithyphy
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I agree with you except for the fact that the lambo LP670-4 is not one of the best super cars in the enitre rally/world. its not even one of the best super cars in the world, ill give it super car status tho, it deserves that at least.
by the way, am i the only one who thinks jon olsson is gay? he looks like he is an actor on queer eye for the straight guy, if you ask me all the shit he does is for compensation/hiding the fact that he likes men.
May 2 2010 11:14AM
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Apresbang
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Ah, its up there with the enzo performance wise. As for the gay thing, he's just a magnificently attractive man
May 2 2010 11:27AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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that race looks like so much fun
May 2 2010 11:30AM
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yojimbo
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i dont even understand the race? is it just a bunch of dudes with too much money and really nice cars who get together to race or something? none of them seem like really professional drivers or anything.
May 2 2010 12:02PM
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pmw
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guy talking from 1 26 -1 54 sounds like a legit retard
May 2 2010 12:07PM
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keepinithyphy
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I dont want to get into a car argument on a skiing website, its uber gay and even if you "win", you dont in reality. If you wanna talk cars message me and ill tell you why the lp isnt all that special.
May 2 2010 12:12PM
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Ben.
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have you seen olivia?
May 2 2010 12:13PM
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jeremy.g
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fuck that. jon is banging a fucking slammin babe that you or i never will. he just seems like a complete badass to me. skis, bangs hotties, drives sweet cars, and generally does whatever the fuck he wants
May 2 2010 12:15PM
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Jwalk
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yes that explains his pro model ski graphics and hot wife for sure.
May 2 2010 12:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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he's worked his ass off for years to earn everything he has and to get where he is. the guy deserves it, he pours his fucking soul into what he does and you have to respect that
May 2 2010 12:44PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
I've a ton of respect for the guy. I just dislike the fact thats its not me doing all that shit!

I'm jealous, there, I said it!!
May 2 2010 12:47PM
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Davy.Crockett
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May 2 2010 1:03PM
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theabortionator
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Wasn't sure what to expect from this thread
May 2 2010 1:11PM
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ECfreeski3
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dude... he's european
May 2 2010 1:37PM
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nickyp
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cheaaaaaa. You can see my house on the left at 6.56
May 2 2010 1:40PM
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Backyard.Skier
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holy shit there were some nice cars there.
May 2 2010 1:47PM
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p-oskier
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Yeah, I don't get it, how can the "rally" be legal if most of the cars are speeding? People know where the cars are going to be passing so why don't the cities put lots of police cars on the roads and get everyone arrested?
May 2 2010 1:47PM
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General_Ripper
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The Gumball is coming through my city (buffalo Ny) on thursday. I'm going to run Jon off the road i think then steal his car. I think I could take him in a fight
May 2 2010 2:05PM
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tommycat
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he does a lot more than ski to pay for that kind of lifestyle. I'd really like to know all of the stuff he's done and does to get money

May 2 2010 2:07PM
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r0dubs
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May 2 2010 2:11PM
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r0dubs
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May 2 2010 2:11PM
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EC-Skier
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i think everyone can agree with this thread
May 2 2010 2:18PM
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nickyp
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May 2 2010 2:27PM
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Apresbang
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They do, the police in alot of the countries are all over them like flies on hot shit. Sure the year before last one of the drivers hit a golf in Macedonia, he killed the two people in it and then hopped into another gumball car and fled to the boarder, where he got arrested.
May 2 2010 2:40PM
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alpine_pow
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an add i once saw for head skis:

HEAD. Jon Olsson gets it.

Do You?
May 2 2010 2:59PM
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hundreds
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he is so fucking gay
Jun 14 2010 3:13PM
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s_a_m
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he sells goggles that cost over 3000 dollars... wtf
Jun 14 2010 3:21PM
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skibum193
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300, not 3000
Jun 14 2010 5:32PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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http://www.bornrich.org/entry/yniq-ski-goggles-to-look-cool-at-end-of-season-parties/

$3650. yeah.
Jun 14 2010 5:37PM
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skibum193
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http://www.yniq.se/shop/product_list.php?base_currency=1

I guess the EUR is now worth 10x the USD?
Jun 14 2010 5:41PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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well fuck, alright i guess they are $300. still a shitload of money for goggles
Jun 14 2010 5:49PM
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hundreds
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who would pay 300 for those gay looking goggles
Jun 14 2010 6:08PM
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Hermondo
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lots of people
Jun 14 2010 6:10PM
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hundreds
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yeah he created a whole new type if skier. the high class gaper. now instead of buying goggles from good will you can pay 300 bucks to look like a faggot
Jun 14 2010 6:16PM
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WHO_DAT
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I have no opinion of Jon, I would just likt to say lmao at the above statement. I will agree that those goggles are hideous, though.


To those who were asking about Gumball though, it's not actually a "race" anymore, though it is cool if you get to a checkpoint first. It use to be a race but has more so turned into a road trip "adventure" for sports car enthusiasts.
Jun 14 2010 7:58PM
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.brian
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he gives back to the skiing community with joss, joi and the swedish open, idk about charity
Jun 14 2010 8:09PM
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