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NS, I will have a 300 yard water balloon slingshot in a couple days.

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ButteredToast.
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It's shipping right now. Post up some ideas of what to do with it!
Apr 28 2010 9:16PM
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PaleCelery
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Shoot drugs across the border.
Apr 28 2010 9:18PM
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PJS.
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hide in the bushes near your nearest high school and hit hot girls at long distance
Apr 28 2010 9:20PM
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the_moderaper
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launch eheath across the border (100 foot range limit)
Apr 28 2010 9:22PM
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Downtofilm
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How much was it
Apr 28 2010 9:23PM
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special-J
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Put it at a 10 degree angle at someones face from 5 ft away. Dude it would be funny.
Apr 28 2010 9:24PM
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special-J
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Prefferably a complete stranger
Apr 28 2010 9:24PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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ok... i had one they are sick

shoot things that are not water ballons... anything
Apr 28 2010 9:25PM
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cct_222
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water balloon slingshots are sooooooo much fun

-regular water balloons
-piss filled water balloons (if u wanna be an asshole)
-eggs
-golf balls
-circular fruit
- (best one)cover a potato in lighter fluid, light it quick, launch at night!
Apr 28 2010 9:26PM
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NW_Rider
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Surgical tube and a funnel?

funnelators, the perfect deterrent for the guy with a generator and fire hose on his boat during seafair.

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Apr 28 2010 9:26PM
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XtRemE11
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we broke a girls ribs with one of those,  it was just a normal water baloon too, and she was like 200 feet away. it tore her shirt so much that it was basically hanging off by one sleve. it was crazy.
Apr 28 2010 9:31PM
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CypressGrove
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^hahaha damn thats crazy

golf balls and eggs fir sure, but that gets pricy

throw a bonfire in the middle of a giant field and shoot gasoline filled balloons at it

or kittens.

Apr 28 2010 9:38PM
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skiierman
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load it with buck shot and fire it off in a crowded mall.
Apr 28 2010 10:08PM
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5teve.
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this .
Apr 28 2010 10:09PM
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dirtylion27
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friend the kid who has 150 tennis balls... you to could have a blast together. or shoot unsuspecting cars on a road from long distances. try not to be to busy of a road. or shoot cars stopped at red lights
Apr 28 2010 10:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
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1.find a very high place with a good view of a lot of people, its even better if there is only one way to access your location, and you have the slingshot aiming down that path.

2.tie each end of the slingshot to something sturdy. (my friend built a portable PVC frame for his)

3.get enough water balloons to last you a long time.


4.???????



5.profit.


Apr 28 2010 10:12PM
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soulskier
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shoot it off the roof at unsuspecting strangers at night
Apr 28 2010 10:14PM
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Tinga
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shoot things straight up in the air then try to run away and not get hit by the stuff falling.
Apr 28 2010 10:15PM
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the_moderaper
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shoot 5000 metal bb's straight up and run away, trying not to get shreaded
Apr 28 2010 10:17PM
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dreadyboy
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Whatever you do, don't hit a group of nerds who can build a stronger more accurate slingshot
Apr 28 2010 10:18PM
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CypressGrove
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you were the kind  of kid that put a penny in a lightsocket huh?

Apr 28 2010 10:19PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i have done this.

it only works if you put the bb's in sort of container, otherwise i find that they just kinda spill outta the sides as soon as you release the slingshit. also, you dont have to run very far to keep them from hitting you.
Apr 28 2010 10:20PM
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Big_Spence
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Apr 28 2010 10:25PM
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1337
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this.
Apr 28 2010 10:28PM
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Backyard.Skier
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hahaha

but ya get balloons or something soft and shoot them at shit.
Apr 28 2010 10:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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FUCKING BEST IDEA RIGHT HERE


TEAM UP WITH THIS GUY: https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/538069/
Apr 28 2010 10:44PM
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Hansel.
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evan, you should come cause shenanigans to shinyas house with me.
Apr 28 2010 10:47PM
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p_n
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fuck shit up
Apr 28 2010 10:50PM
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Otter.
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I have one already. I pwnd some little preschooler from across a football field. You will have more fun then u think with this. Good buy hah
Apr 28 2010 11:13PM
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ButteredToast.
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holy piss are you serious? Can they hurt people that bad? I mean they're JUST water balloons right?...


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It's one of those babies. About 30 bones or so.

Updates will come when I try out some good ideas. Pics and maybe vid as well
Apr 28 2010 11:19PM
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A_Zuck
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Go To Lake Powell on a houseboat... start a rivalry with other boats and fuck shit up...
Apr 28 2010 11:20PM
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no_steeze
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yeah i like to use my bb gun to shoot elderly women

hurting people who are more frail than me is both entertaining and safe!!
Apr 28 2010 11:20PM
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CypressGrove
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I pushed a stroller in front of a subway once.
Apr 28 2010 11:22PM
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Owl
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HAHA I could just see one of the sides to snap and it would just fly and nail the other guy in the back of the head
Apr 28 2010 11:22PM
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BMskier
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i had one at one point and i was pulling it back and my friends let go and it fuckin hurt so bad. dbags.
Apr 28 2010 11:22PM
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XtRemE11
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yeah we had a super powerful one, that we souped up with more bands, and we stretched it back with like 3 people pulling it back, so it went crazy fast, like the instant we released it it hit her.  it was pretty fucked up but we had no idea it would be that bad.
Apr 28 2010 11:23PM
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Bar_Down
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thats trailer park boys worthy
Apr 28 2010 11:28PM
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nstubler
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yeah dude

We hit this one kids face and it swelled up so bad.
he couldn't see out of his left eye and it was bruised hardcore




Apr 28 2010 11:28PM
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sagesnow
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I have about 6000 tennis balls because the local tenis court throws around 500 tennis balls out a week and i collect them. Then we use my tennis ball machine to shoot people.

Apr 28 2010 11:29PM
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Skwirl
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Nice, watch out though. When I was in high school my friends and I made one by sticking poles in the back of a pickup then using another car to pull it back. Moral of the story, we did two grand in damage to a womans car, gave a kid a concussion and got in a healthy amount of trouble. They were full sized balloons filled with about a gallon each though so maybe if you have water balloons your good?
Apr 28 2010 11:37PM
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MADDECENT
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haha might as well have just ended the thread with this. Nothing tops it
Apr 28 2010 11:39PM
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XtRemE11
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yea basically just shoot them at shit thats far away and if it hits run.
Apr 28 2010 11:40PM
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JIB_WALRUS
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get on top of a building close to an intersection when the cars stop hit them do it at night and dont shoot at mexicans tons of fun!!!!!!
Apr 28 2010 11:51PM
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BEARS.
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why not? thats racist.
Apr 29 2010 12:48AM
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NW_Rider
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When my dad was in his early 20's, he shot one at SeaFair (A huge boating weekend with blue angles and hydro races in Seattle) and he shot it at a yacht, you know those white spheres on top of em, the things that protect the radars, yeah it went right through it. Be careful with the thing.
Apr 29 2010 2:37AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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you read my mind perfectly... i have to say... dangerous... LETS TRY!
Apr 29 2010 5:17AM
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theabortionator
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Do it. Pics or it didn't happen
Apr 29 2010 5:34AM
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theabortionator
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I've had a few just like that for years. We used to go gofling behind my house on the course with them. Make dumb kids realize you don't like them.

I have an big supply of golf balls and apples from the tree, so plenty of shit to shoot at people. never had anything really horrible happen that I can think of though
Apr 29 2010 5:41AM
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Mooserz
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Ihave one of those, my stepdad and I used to launch the balloons over our house from the backyard to the neighbors house across the street. they ended up moving
Apr 29 2010 6:26AM
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Static
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it's fun to vaporize potatoes, just shoot them at a close wall for fence
Apr 29 2010 6:45AM
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.Natty.
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I like this one better..

Apr 29 2010 9:24AM
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