take 1 tennis ball. cut a hole in it.
take a sparkler and rub off all the shit at the end into the tennis ball, maybe do this multiple times in 1 ball.
drop a match into the tennis ball,
wait a few seconds and/ or throw
and you have a tennis ball comet.
You know you were drunk when you wake up and find a facebook video the next morning of yourself jumping into a bush, fucking up your ankle and rolling around on your driveway screaming "ahhhh my ankles are broke, I'm tanner motherfucking hall, my ankles are broke" ~auddie~
"dude that other girl skier is hot!"