i threw in 5 bucks and told the sticker stuffer to buy themselves a beer sfter work, i got back a package with my SASE taped to the box and i got movies, posters, a "salomon freestyle team" t shirt, and a shitload of stickers
I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
i came a lot, but im not spiderman. nothing was on the ceiling.