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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
searched bared, but decided not to click on any of them there are to many random threads.

answer the person aboves would you rather question and keep it goin!






Q: would you rather poop a soft ball or pee a marble?
Apr 26 2010 1:27AM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
some of the "would you rathers" seem very disturbing and sadistic.
May 3 2010 2:09PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
would you rather have your cock and balls on the bottom of your foot

or have no cock
May 3 2010 8:06PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

have no cock balls on my foot means i would be steppin on them all day and it would hurt like a bitch

would you rather be rich and never ski or be poor and somehow ski every weekend

May 3 2010 8:16PM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
Poor and ski every weekend, I couldn't live without being able to ski

would you rather have a massive nose or massive ears?
May 3 2010 8:20PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
i dunno, honestly probbly be rich, becasue you wouldnt know the pleasures of skiing if you were rich.

would you rather eat a cup full of thumbtacks?

or..

pick up a peice of horse poop and eat it.
May 3 2010 8:20PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
eat horse poop, it was just taste incredibly bat, a cup full of thumbtacks would like screw up your mouth

would you rather have a 5 inch long needle put up your ass, it may or may not poke something
or
have a 2 inch in diameter water bottle shoved 5 inches up your ass
May 3 2010 9:43PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
water bottle. it would just be like buttsecks from a smaller then average penis. (NO HOMO OF COURSE)

would you rather eat everyone in your family

OR

watch someone rape your whole family and they brutally kill them?
May 3 2010 9:49PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
Eat my family I only have 1 member of my family my mommy I coulnt stand to see her get taped and killed.

Suck a trannys dick or fuck a tranny and the tranny was a guy but changed to girl
May 4 2010 3:01AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92

fuck a tranny. but it would be uncomfortable.

would you rather hit your mom in the face with a baseball bat, or kill your dog(or other pet).

May 4 2010 8:52AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
sorry for messing up the order but... woah
May 4 2010 10:07AM
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m1tch
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
Kill another pet. Fish Count
Would you rather only eat fruity pebbles or cinnamon toast crunch for the rest of your life
May 4 2010 10:19AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232

FRUITY PEBBLES

would you rather get the electric chair or lethal injection?

May 4 2010 10:37AM
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boomboompow
Posts: 32 - Karma: 21
lethal injection, no pain apparently

Would you rather lose your legs or your arms?


May 4 2010 11:22AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
legs. you would just wheel around all day.

you you rather make out with your best guy friend for 1 hour or kill him?
May 4 2010 11:25AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
make out. major no homo would you rather fuck another dude for an hour, or take it from another dude for 15 minutes?
May 4 2010 12:13PM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
lethal injection

would you rather pee any soft drink or poop skittles
May 17 2010 1:10AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Shit skittles.

Would you rather eat the food from Iron Chef or the food from Man vs Food?
May 17 2010 1:15AM
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cmb8964
Posts: 347 - Karma: 98
iron chef

would you rather have one coconut sized testicle, or 100 marble sized nuts
May 17 2010 1:30AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
100 marble sized nuts...

Would you rather be sticky (think honey or sap all over your body) for the rest of your life, or have to watch "Will and Grace" for 12 hours of your day, every day, for the rest of your life?
May 17 2010 1:50AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
coconut

would you rather fuck a dead whore or get fucked by a old man? (the whore has been dead for a while)
May 17 2010 1:51AM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
whore

would you rather have to take a 5th of shitty vodka up the ass or have insanely bad acne for the rest of your life
May 17 2010 3:22AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Take a 5th of vodka up the ass....not only because I have done that, but because girls would dig that shit


Would you rather lick Bob Barkers asshole clean after he takes a shit, or have unprotected sex with a hooker from Africa while listening to your mother tell you how to take out the garbage?
May 17 2010 7:23AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
you aren't making this easy....
probably the having to listen to my mom, whilst banging.

would you rather fuck a man?
Or, bang the hottest woman, dead?
May 17 2010 8:08AM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84

fuck the dead chick

would you rather be sterile or impregnate a girl you just hooked up with in college.

May 17 2010 8:16AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Impregnate girl
heroin addict or meth addict?
May 17 2010 8:01PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397

meth, cuz heroins for pussies

cunt punt, or falcon punch??

May 17 2010 8:19PM
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robotunicorn
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
For sure falcon punch

Would you rather: get punched in the face by george foreman while he's pitching his grills to you, or fuck rosie o'donell (no paper bags allowed)
May 17 2010 8:58PM
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robotunicorn
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
For sure falcon punch

Would you rather: get punched in the face by george foreman while he's pitching his grills to you, or fuck rosie o'donell (no paper bags allowed)
May 17 2010 8:58PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
rosie.

would you rather fall of a massive cliff or off of a massive building
May 17 2010 9:21PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
gonna die either way, so cliff.
May 17 2010 9:24PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
shit, dorry for a dub post,

would you rather jump off the hover damn into a shit load a crocs, or jump off the golden gate bridge into a shit load of electric eels.
May 17 2010 9:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
jump off golden gate birdge because i've done it before.

would you rather eat a live gold fish or french kiss a horse
May 17 2010 9:29PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Disregard females or acquire currency?
May 17 2010 9:30PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I have eaten a live gold fish before (lost a bet).

Would you rather work as a coroner or as a field surgeon in the Civil War?
May 17 2010 9:36PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
into a shit load of electric eels?

didnt think so
May 17 2010 9:37PM
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Captain_Slow
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Would you rather ski down Mt. Everest with one skiboard as fast as you can or
ski down the same bunny slope everyday for 8years
May 17 2010 9:58PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
acquire currency, cause then you get money and females.

be a really good skier but film for somebody pro and always get shadowed by them
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be the worst skier in the world but always have a good time sucking at skiing
May 17 2010 10:01PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
Always having a good time skiig but not being good.

Wod you rather have no rails or no jumps in your mountains park.
May 17 2010 10:09PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
No rails.

Would you rather be addicted to gay butt seks or CRYSTAL METH.
May 17 2010 10:35PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
Crystal meth

would you rather give you're mom and abortion or you're best friends grandma an abortion
May 17 2010 11:29PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
Grandma?

Would you rather get shanked by a rusty sword or loose your finger in a power saw
May 17 2010 11:32PM
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snowriderdj
Posts: 344 - Karma: 11
rusty sword, would you rather be always extremely thirsty or extremely hungry
May 17 2010 11:35PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
extremely hungry, would you rather own a lion or a cheetah. (sp?)
May 17 2010 11:46PM
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Answerless
Posts: 392 - Karma: 118

cheetah they look sicker

Would you rather watch your family get raped by Shaq Attack or listen to Hannah Montanna rapping?

May 18 2010 12:09AM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
rapping would you rather go to school for 50 hours straight or hook up with susan boyle for 10 min?
May 18 2010 12:22PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84

current girlfriend

would you rather get stuck in a pit of large spiders or a pit of snakes? (neither are poisonous)

May 24 2010 1:37PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Spiders, I hate snakes


Would you rather make out with your mom, or make out with your uncle?
May 24 2010 1:51PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
school

would you rather only eat hornets for the rest of your life or starve to death?
May 24 2010 2:30PM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
would you rather finish in front of your parents or watch your parents finish in front of you?
May 24 2010 4:45PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
finish in front of my parents,
would you rather...

Fuck Kirstie Alley, or Rosie O'donnell
May 24 2010 5:23PM
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