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SkeechyD
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searched bared, but decided not to click on any of them there are to many random threads.

answer the person aboves would you rather question and keep it goin!






Q: would you rather poop a soft ball or pee a marble?
Apr 26 2010 1:27AM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
poop a soft ball.

would you rather eat a baby that is still alive, or eat a baby that's been dead for a week?
Apr 26 2010 1:29AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
Probably poop a soft ball. If a vag can deliver a baby Im sure a butthole could manage a soft ball.
Apr 26 2010 1:30AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
dead, nothing says it hasnt been kept in a freezer and you can't cook it

would you rather punch a cop or do coke?
Apr 26 2010 1:32AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Do coke.



Get laid then total your car or sit at home while you know all of your mates are at a rager.
Apr 26 2010 1:36AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
do coke duh

Apr 26 2010 1:37AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
would you rather ski or board... ohhh shits big game right herrE!!!!
Apr 26 2010 1:44AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
sit at home.

fuck bitches or get money? and no, you cannot fuck bitches AND get money
Apr 26 2010 1:45AM
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MNS
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Would you rather swim in a 50 meter pool for 10 minutes with 2 salt water crocodiles or take a hit of heroin
Apr 26 2010 1:51AM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
heroin

Would you rather your friend crashed you car or you crashed your friends car?
Apr 26 2010 1:54AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
impossible.

Would you rather have a vagina or quit skiing for the rest of your life?
Apr 26 2010 1:54AM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
friend crash my car

would you rather be blind or deaf
Apr 26 2010 10:18AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
im already half deaf, so i'd rather be deaf.

would you rather get punched in the throat or be without newschoolers for 4 months?
Apr 26 2010 10:23AM
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VPP
Posts: 250 - Karma: 15
Deaf. Blindness would be much worse.

Would you rather live in the hottest place on earth or the coldest?
Apr 26 2010 10:27AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
coldest, duuh :)

would you rather attempt to hit chads gap or attempt a naked 50m(160ft) superman frontflip ?


Apr 26 2010 10:40AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^remember, most of you aren't pro and those are 2 ridiculously big jumps! (+ if you crash naked you get nasty burns)
Apr 26 2010 10:42AM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
Probably Chad's, at least when I fell I wouldn't be naked and if it was an epic enough crash I could be on TruTv with Tallon Manning.

Would you rather get a dick tattooed on your face, or a face tattooed on your dick?
Apr 26 2010 10:56AM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?  (that means no cheese on anything ever)
Apr 26 2010 12:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
give up blowjobs!
cheese is one of the higher things in my life....

would you rather be awesome at snowboarding or be mediocre at skiing ?
Apr 26 2010 12:26PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

i would give up blow jobs for shur as long as handies footies and regular sex are still okay :)..epic thread btw

if you had to suck one who would it be, peirce brosen (sc?) or harrison ford

Apr 26 2010 12:27PM
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Beer=Yum
Posts: 334 - Karma: 11
i love um both but probably blow jobs. you stop getting them eventually anyways when your old. that is so tough tho. i love blow jobs

would you rather get aids and live a boss ass 20 more years and die or have an uber retarded kid that you had to tend to 24/7 for the rest of your life?
Apr 26 2010 12:29PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
thats hard.. maybe the aids one.. but either one, your life is pretty shitty.


would you rather,

let someone drop a 10 LB weight on your mouth from 5 feet

or

put a needle under your toenail and kick a wall
Apr 26 2010 12:39PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
Toenail - the 10 lb weight could definitely kill you

would you rather :

have your fingers peeled like bananas
or
have your eyeballs popped with firesticks
Apr 26 2010 12:45PM
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Biggie-Smalls
Posts: 259 - Karma: 10
You need to say no-homo after that sheesh.. of and pierce brosnen hand down
Apr 26 2010 12:47PM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
Have a vagina so I could be Pro..


Apr 26 2010 12:48PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
peirce brosnan. NO HOMO
Apr 26 2010 1:49PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63

fingers so you can still see.

would you rather attend a justin beiber concert or lose the game?

Apr 26 2010 2:08PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
the game

would you rather drink piss or eat shit
Apr 26 2010 2:13PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
Thats tough.. probably skiing but i need to think about it.
Apr 26 2010 2:14PM
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tacobellslayer
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No Would you rather ski on iced groomers for the rest of your life or only be able to ski on a parapelligic ski But not be a parapelligic
Apr 26 2010 3:29PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
Ski on iced groomers, that's all my home mountain is anyway. Would you rather suck off a dude or eat out a black woman with a nasty forest?
Apr 26 2010 5:50PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
would you rather be able to have massive orgies with any girls you chose as much as you wanted or make a million dollars a day but no one would be attracted to your money and you couldn't buy hookers
Apr 26 2010 6:09PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Girls
Would you rather snort a whole pepper shaker or a live bee?
Apr 26 2010 6:10PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
money, you didn't say girls wouldn't like you just said they wouldn't want your money.

would you rather get raped, no condom or lube, for a day non-stop or break your arms and legs in 5 places per limb
Apr 26 2010 6:21PM
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L.U.P.E.
Posts: 699 - Karma: 3,134

raped ahah.

would you rather smoke a blunt or a bong?

Apr 26 2010 6:47PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
poop in grandmas mouth

would you rather eat a live rat, or see a guy dressed as batman raping your mom
Apr 26 2010 6:58PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Obviously poop in grammy's mouth, it isn't even close to what goes down on Sunday bruch.

Would you rather have penises for fingers and toes, or have your whole body as sensitive as a clit.
Apr 26 2010 7:00PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
CLIT BODY!

Would you rather fuck a man, or get fucked by a man.

(no homo)
Apr 26 2010 7:04PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
well, I'm vers, so I do it both ways. But I like bottoming alottt.
Apr 26 2010 7:09PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
penises for fingers and toes imagine the poisiblities and plus i wouldnt wanna have an orgasm cuz a dude on a crowded bus is rubbing up against me

would you rather have sexual organs that light up like ET's finger when youre sexually attracted to someone or have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually eminating from your crotch
Apr 26 2010 7:11PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
def the sexual organs lighting up like ET's finger, that actually would be cool

would you rather get a 1/4 inch fragile glass shoved into the tip of your penis than hit with a hammer.. or a baseball bat with metal balls all over it shoved up your butt
Apr 26 2010 7:31PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
e.t. dick


would you rather have each individual fingernail pulled off 5 times (letting it grow back) and dip them in lemon juice each time

or get your dick biten off, swallowed whole, puked up then sewn back on no anesthetics and it still functions
Apr 26 2010 7:34PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
fingernails

would you rather have diarrhea for the rest of your life, or have both of your middle fingers cut off?
Apr 26 2010 8:13PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Fingers I suppose. prothetics.

Would you rather be punched in the face every 15 minutes for the rest of your live or be in solitary confinement?
Apr 26 2010 8:16PM
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bnor
Posts: 286 - Karma: 12
solitary confinement, you can always wack it







would you rather eat a medely consisting of big foots dick, and anderson coopers sperm, or get forcibly raped by a 500 pound black woman wearing a 4 foot dildo?
Apr 26 2010 8:25PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
For all the women out there...

Would you rather have a completely flat chest, with pizza size nipples (they would show wearing bikini, might touch in the middle), or have massive boobs (watermelon size) with no nipples?
Apr 26 2010 8:25PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
punched in the face because you would probs develope the skill to dodge them especially when you know when they are coming. Would you rather have sex with opra or get the shit kicked out of you by chuck Norris?
Apr 26 2010 8:29PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
sex.

would you rather poop on a hot girl and she'd be disgusted with you, so no sex, or eat her poop and get to have sex.
Apr 26 2010 8:33PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
not eat poop. i can find other women.
would you rather view porn of your parents from last week or of your current girlfriend with their ex?
Apr 26 2010 8:36PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
girlfriend ill dump her ass
would you rather smell farts for the rest of your life or taste puke for the rest of your life?
Apr 26 2010 8:43PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
farts

sex with any girl in the whole world or $10,000 in cash
Apr 26 2010 8:50PM
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