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Right as they are about to shoot him, he sees a penny and bends down to pick it up. The bullet they shoot flies over his head and hits a barrel of gasoline behind him. The barrel catches on fire and all the Nazis run away fearing that it might explode. He runs the opposite direction of the Nazis and barely escapes the explosion. As the barrel explodes into a ball of fire, he shouts "nooooo" and is knocked to the ground by the force of the explosion. He lays on the ground apparently unconscious for a couple of seconds while the Nazis yell in the distance. Right when the reader thinks he is finally dead, his eye slowly twitches open. He gets up and runs to a nearby village where he takes refuge in a family's shed. Then he meets a princess, has sex with her a lot, marries her and lives happily ever after.