Imma Fix the Economy mmka?

Step one.

outlaw most mechanized equipment. especially equipment that reduces the need for laborers.

IE riding lawn mowers that do 3 times the work of a push mower in half the time. it would be far far better to have a large un skilled labor force push mow all the grass in this country.

Another example, we would create an untold number of jobs in the country if we would DESTROY every combine and most heavy farm equipment. better to have 3 times the workers doing the work of one worker plus a combine.

next, airplanes would be regulated to a certain size (im thinking about 50 passengers) this would create more jobs in the airline industry, and would allow for more pilot hours to be flown, along with the subsequent ground operations.

(actually this ones real) freight trains would be limited in capacity, and speed. this would be done to further create jobs that are done away with when trains became faster and could carry more capacity.


basically, my plan is to cut production capacity in HALF then let man take the place of machine subsequently ending un employment thereby saving the economy for everyone.

Our country would be turned into a workers paradise where everyone would enjoy a new updated bill of rights seeking to bring a greater sense of brotherhood and equality to this nation.
FDR had it right when he proposed the following:

The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the nation;
The right to earn enough to provide adequate food and clothing and recreation;
The right of every farmer to raise and sell his products at a return which will give him and his family a decent living;
The right of every businessman, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad;
The right of every family to a decent home;
The right to adequate medical care and the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health;
The right to adequate protection from the economic fears of old age, sickness, accident, and unemployment;
The right to a good education.
All of these rights spell security. And after this war is won we must be prepared to move forward, in the implementation of these rights, to new goals of human happiness and well-being.

this works right guyz?

feel free to add your own "imma fix the economy" suggestion.

this is where my mind goes when i get bored. scary isnt it?