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Things to do in a hospital

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pelle_munch
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So my dad is getting his knee checked from surgery, and im sitting here wondering what to do. Suggestions?
Apr 21 2010 10:58AM
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prontocuts.com
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internet, tv, read, theres nothing else. Ive spent my whole life in hospitals, lol
Apr 21 2010 11:00AM
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ECB
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well since you are already there, and you are on newschoolers you must be on some sort of computer so keep using that, play a game, hang out in the forums on ns, watch southpark on southparkstudios.com or youtube some videos
Apr 21 2010 11:05AM
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pelle_munch
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i thinking more along the lines of sabotaging the hospital by making all the linolium floors slippery. Jk that would suck for the patients
Apr 21 2010 11:09AM
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.jr
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Are you fucking kidding me? Why would that even cross your mind?
Apr 21 2010 11:17AM
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I_Am_Mod
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*wheelchair race!

*act retarded and have people / (secy) nurses help you

*when you're with 2 or more, have one of you build something in the middle of the hallway, then when nurses/personnel try to stop you, have your friend/brother tell them you're autistic and they shouldn't bother you or else you'll flip shit !
Apr 21 2010 11:27AM
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timmi
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pull bedridden peoples plugs, and then plug it back in and go PSYCH!
Apr 21 2010 11:32AM
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dubaiski
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grab yourself a weelcair and learn how to weelie. So easy but so fun
Apr 21 2010 12:00PM
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K2skipunk
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Masterbate.
Apr 21 2010 12:09PM
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Big_Spence
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www.hulu.com
Apr 21 2010 12:14PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I was in the hospital 2 weeks ago for 5 days, I ended up watching 32 movies and a bunch of TV shows.... its the only thing to do until they feed you :(
Apr 21 2010 12:45PM
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lahnabonny
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aw this has to be the saddest post ever lmao so sorry bud
Apr 21 2010 4:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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raid the pharmacy.
Apr 21 2010 5:52PM
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pelle_munch
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i like this idea.
Apr 21 2010 7:20PM
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Spaceman_spiff
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steal some babies.
Apr 21 2010 7:26PM
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apcaipse
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Encyclopedia dramatica. 4chan. 99chan. Go watch scrubs and take all the pranks from there.
Apr 21 2010 10:17PM
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MANDER
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find a doctors outfit and walk into random rooms telling people they are going to die. even better, tell terminally ill people they are going to live. but not actually cause youll go to hell.
Apr 21 2010 10:18PM
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special-J
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SWITCH some babies.
Apr 21 2010 11:46PM
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unchyll
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wheel chair race.

Apr 22 2010 12:38AM
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BEARS.
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wheelchair wheelies.
Apr 22 2010 12:40AM
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r0dubs
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fucking





sporcle
Apr 22 2010 12:40AM
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karmagod
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Find the fridge that they keep all the popsicles in.
Apr 22 2010 12:42AM
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andersteeze
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Hit on the nurses?
Apr 22 2010 12:58AM
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Waffle11
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Make a rubber band ball
Apr 22 2010 1:41AM
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Davy.Crockett
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haha go switch the names on the baby cribs. also one time this kid i know got hit by a car and was in the hospital and when i was visiting him he unplugged his heart beat monitor so the line went flat and all these nurses and doctors came sprinting in
Apr 22 2010 1:52AM
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mr.rise
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Do the heart beat monitor thing. its hilarious.
Apr 22 2010 8:10AM
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