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there were two very good skier named thomas and simone. they were in a very pic movie making contest. everyone though the movie they made was very good. but then big bad jonny came in and didnt tell anyone how to make the movies good, so thomas and simone team didnt go very good. so they gave there movie away for free to all the little kittys and this made jonny very mad. he banned them from his land, never to return. now everyone is on there period over the big scary skier fight, and there afraid that there will be no more awsome o movies from thomas and simone. its all a mistery.
So this happened to me only a few hours ago
I was in the cafeteria at my school near a window. I decided to open it to get some breeze in. Right as I open it, a pretty decent size spider comes in the room. It was on the wall near our table so a girl started to scream so I laugh at her and then this happen:
Her: I hate spiders, they're my biggest fear!!
Me: Yeah I hate them too but like they're not that bad
Her: Would you eat this one for 50 bucks?
Yes 50 bucks to eat the spider. So I ask really? and then she says no but if you eat it I swear I'll give you 30 bucks. I turn back to look at the spider and it was discuting. I fucking hate spiders and this one was like black\brown with a little abdomen and medium length legs that were moving in a way that disgust me even more.
So I climb on the table to take it and then everyone in the room (including a teacher) comes to see what's happening. When the girl told everyone what was happening, I felt the pressure rise. One of my friends came on the table with me and offered me to take the spider and throw it in my mouth so I wouldn't have to see it (I couldn't kill it before eating it, I needed to eat it alive). I accept, and after a good 4 minutes of watching the spider move in his hand, I finally say go and he threw it in my mouth. I swallowed it right away and everyone started to scream. It didn't taste so bad but everytime I had the picture of the spider inside me, I started to feel bad. But the girl gave me the 30 bucks so I think it was worth it, but there's no chance of me doing this again hahaha.Plus, I received mad props from everyone for my courage!
It wasn't to get attention, more for the cash and for my own pride of doing something impossible in my opinion, but yes it was gross and it did caught a lot of attetion. And the fact of claiming it is even worse I know, but IMO it was a good epic story cause on the moment it was.
Plus, in a moth or so, me and a friend are going to live in the woods for 4 days without any food or water so I will eat a lot of insects. I saw this challenge as a training for my fututre adventure.
Hay una persona se llama Tom. Tom es muy muy athletico, deportista, graciosio, y bastante alto. Tom vive en Bellingham Washington. Tambien, Tom encantan esquiar. Tom encantan esquiar mas su madre. El quiere viver en Utah, pero no tiene dinero. Porque Tom no tiene dinero, tiene que trabajador. Tom va trabajadorar en el almacen. Despues dos anos, Tom va a Utah. Tom es muy satisfisio y agradecido. Vive en Provo Utah, y el va a Powder Montana todos los dias para esquiar.
one time i was down in santa cruz hangin out with some buddies who where going to school there... now i got drunk.. i mean drunk... i got kicked out of this party for pissing in a potted plant inside the house but it was a large potted plant so it did not seep. but none the less i got kicked out. so i walked down the street and went in to this guys back yard and finished off my pint of whiskey int the back of this guys ghetto boat that was under a tarp.... i lit up a j.... i puked hard core in the boat and then i heard a rustling so i bailed, and ran as fast as i could... then i blacked out . so i wake up on this grassy hill by sprinklers doushing me and i relize i am at a feild of a middle school. so i get up soaked to the bone and hung the fuck over, and start walking and i have no fucking clue where iam .. so i find a 7 11 and i call mitch an hes like jim. you have walked 3 miles in the wrong direction... but ill come pick you up......
that was a good one... glad i came out of it on top...
There is this homeless guy in New Haven, Conneticut that everyone calls Titanium Joe. So Titanium Joe was in a parking garage one day, high on cocaine, and he fell over the edge and down onto the street. At the exact moment that he was falling out of the parking garage Ozzy Ozbornes tour bus was driving underneath. He crashes into the bus and breaks every single bone in his body. When they take him to the hospital he goes into a 4 year coma and he gets so many metal rods and pins put in him he is called Titanium Joe from there on out. After getting release from the hospital he proceeds to sue Ozzy, for some reason, and wins millions of dollars in a settlement. Too bad for him, his then wife divorces him and takes all of his money and goes and buys an island off the coast of Florida with her new rich doctor husband, so now he is homeless. At some point his daughter dies in a building fire and his sister is killed by drug dealers but that's not really that important to the story. Now he spends his time begging at a pizza joints and stuff so he can save up enough money to buy a boat and go murder his wife and that rat bastard doctor. Aint that some shit.