I'm going to attempt to translate:
this is pretty gay but like heres my story.
This is pretty gay, but here is my story:
i used to be so good with girls and i literally got every girl i liked like a year ago. then there was this girl that i really liked and my friend had already had her so i asked him for advice. i know i could have gotten her if i stayed the way i was but i didnt know that then. i acted differently and wasnt myself with her and i never got her. then from that point on, i just couldnt get anyone. im trying to go back to the way i was before but i dont think its working. sorry for being so gay but this sucks.. any help?
A year ago, I used to be a player and literally hooked up with every girl I liked. One girl that I liked used to hook up with my friend, so I asked him for advice. I discovered later on that she liked me for me. Unfortunately, instead of having self confidence, I pretended to be someone else when I was around her and messed up my chance. Since then, I lost my mojo. All I want to do is revert to my old womanizing days, but I am having trouble. Does anyone have any advice on how to land my plane into various hangers?
As with all life situations, this can be related to That 70s Show. There was an episode where Kelso was having trouble getting it up for Pam Macy (aka Super Hot Girl). During this episode, he discovered that the reason he is having difficulties is because his head that is located above his shoulders was telling his head located below his waist that he was in love with Jackie still.
In other words, you probably still like the girl you blew it with and don't have any interest in getting random tail.