Well, people want karma because it makes their e-penis longer, and if you have a John Holmes e-penis your pretty awesome.
are you by any chance large, green, carry a club, and live under a bridge?
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chad's Gap the next day? - Rowen