The autistic kid was at home one day by himself in the middle of the day and he calls his dad and is like "DAD, I CAUGHT A TROLL! I CAUGHT A TROLL!!" the dad of course figures it's just symptoms of his sons autistic disease and doesn't give a shit about it, so he hung up. three minutes later, the autistic son calls again and says "DAD, I TRAPPED THE TROLL, HE WANTS OUT BUT I WON'T LET HIM OUT UNTIL YOU COME!" So the dad gets off of work for his lunch break and goes home. The son takes his dad to where he trapped the "troll", which was in the closet. He opens the door, and there standing is a MIDGET!. This MIDGET was a jahova withness person going door to door advertising the religion! The autistic son answered the door because someone was there, and it was this midget, so he wraps up the midget and throws him in the closet thinking it is a troll! As soon as they open the closet, the midget darts outta the house screaming.
TRUE STORY. hahaha