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Racer Girls and Big Asses

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Phrosty
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Man some racer chicks have some fucking thunder thighs. I mean you wouldn't wanna get cought in between those, christ.
Apr 16 2004 1:20PM
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winterparksuks
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picabo street is a fatty





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Apr 16 2004 1:23PM
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mammothpunks
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tree trunks

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Apr 16 2004 1:27PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
hhahahhahahha its so true. thats why I didn't race


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Apr 16 2004 1:40PM
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DENALI44
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they do have ginormous legs, but man i havent seen such huge legs and such little girls as the legs on gymnists


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Apr 16 2004 1:47PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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The condition you speak of, also known as 'Alpine Ass,' is a serious one indeed. Most ski racing girls are well toned and shapely after a few seasons of racing, but a small percentage of these girls expand at an unprecedented rate. The condition is enhanced when the excess of muscle in the rear is jammed into a downhill suit, which is the one exception to the rule that girls look good in spandex...

'Big mountain riding is the wildest aspect of skiing. It's the roots of our sport, and it's not just something that's borrowed from surfing and snowboarding, we created this dimension of it. I don't know if I'd call someone who only does tricks a skier, are those guys skiers, or do they take off and land?' -Kent Kreitler, from TGR’s The High Life

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Apr 16 2004 1:49PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Thank You PocketRocket and yes it is quite serious but some chicks can pull it off and it is def Hott!!




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Apr 16 2004 2:00PM
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hoodratz47
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hey man more cushion for the pushin

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Apr 16 2004 2:03PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^no dude i don't think you understand.....more rock for your cock is more accurate - those chicks are solid dude there's no cushion at all



-Strode



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Apr 16 2004 2:16PM
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4skizzle
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they're built for comfort not for speed.










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Apr 16 2004 2:18PM
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Pipe_Munky
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i can't say i've seen many racer girls with the big ass. sure they've got big legs but it's all muscle and as long as they don't lock your head in when you're down there, you're all good!






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3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
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6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
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Apr 16 2004 3:06PM
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apestead
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theres nothing wrong wit a big ol ass
DUDE, I NOW HAVE PIX, CHECK THEM OUT
Apr 16 2004 3:08PM
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bigsky_gurl
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I think skier legs look good on girls and guys. Muscle is sexy!



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Apr 16 2004 3:26PM
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vantownloc
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they look scandinavian.
Apr 16 2004 3:30PM
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apestead
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big ol 0-8-3
DUDE, I NOW HAVE PIX, CHECK THEM OUT
Apr 16 2004 3:44PM
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manus
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I guess I'm the only guy on here so far that thinks its sexy, I think athetic girls are sexy as hell, at least you know your not gonna break em.


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Apr 16 2004 3:47PM
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lucyford
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athletic girls are cool....but some racer chicks have massive legs and i dunno, just not that appealing. not that it matters to me really. but guys with skier legs are hot

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Apr 16 2004 3:58PM
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jumpman
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Apr 16 2004 4:09PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
big thighs, pretty hot chick


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Apr 16 2004 4:10PM
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BigCock
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oh my god take that down right now, god commands you to!
Apr 16 2004 5:52PM
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strode
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manus makes a good point.....and that chick is hot you're on crack it you don't think so



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 16 2004 6:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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there are some fugly ski racer girls... lots of them... unless youre in california. there was one on our team nicknamed the sun on toothpicks... in her tuck... as in the air... yellow suit. i saw one chick with a cow printed suit... spots and the like... fit her well.
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Apr 16 2004 8:18PM
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Jackpot
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she's pretty hot, you just can't where her ass starts and thighs end, and vice versa


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Apr 16 2004 8:20PM
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F5*
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i dont know, but i love solid thys, uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm












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Apr 16 2004 8:47PM
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rynmartn
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I think its really hot


yay skiing

Apr 16 2004 10:17PM
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skierdudeguy
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i went to a pro race in alaska... DAMN some nice asses in those spandex. i told you racers were smart, they get eye candy 24/7

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

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Apr 16 2004 10:43PM
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Barmski
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Yes, see is why more girls need to start jibing and skiing park and not racing. Cause when you hike in the park that creates cardio vascular endurance which leads thin toned hot lil bodies that are awesssome! None of this work out shit just hike hike hike!
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Apr 17 2004 1:57AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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I do a lot more hiking skiing big mtn than I do in the park. I ride the lift for park


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Apr 17 2004 2:11AM
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jibtastic
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oooooh, dass junk in the trunk man.
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Apr 17 2004 5:59PM
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wrenegade
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hiking the park isnt really that much of a work out, unless you are already out of shape.

hiking 45 degree slopes in 2 feet of pow, now thats a fucking workout.





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Apr 17 2004 6:00PM
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alpinecowboy84
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having a huge ass isn't necessarily a bad thing, eg: JLo. that ho has an enormous ass and most of us love it. its even huger in person.

we got it nice nice nice
Apr 17 2004 6:50PM
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wiener
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i love those fat asses them big girls just try harder because they dont get as much lovin
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Apr 17 2004 7:03PM
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Barmski
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^^ not if you hike the park like me and that is none stop for 4-5hours straight on steep incline up and down up and down.
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Apr 17 2004 7:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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do any of you race? as i recall there were like 5 hot girls in the whole northwest
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 17 2004 7:20PM
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strode
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chicks that go faster than me are sexy



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Apr 17 2004 7:32PM
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ATLANTASKI
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id say women soccer and lax players, and swimmers have the best legs, and cheerleaders as well have the best bodies by far.
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
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I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


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Apr 17 2004 10:34PM
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TwinTipRider
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ppl always notice and tell me about how my legs are huge ...but it's not that good of a thing on a chick unless they are super hot and can sking amazingly
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Apr 18 2004 10:21AM
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skifree919
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all the cheerleaders at my school are ugly, all the hot ones play field hockey now. But they are a bunch of bitches



jibba jabba
Apr 18 2004 11:48AM
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linemaverick540
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bump


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VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 18 2004 1:21PM
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hoodratz47
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in my league in p-town there are some hella hotbabes
that have not suffered 'alpine Ass' but i think it gets guys too. since i started racign i had to get bigger fuckin pants...
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^no dude i don't think you understand.....more rock for your cock is more accurate - those chicks are solid dude there's no cushion at all



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Apr 18 2004 3:08PM
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Carter23
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no boobs and big asses... sweet


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Apr 18 2004 3:09PM
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khem
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I used to race for a long time, just quit and am playin in the park now, but it comes along with the package of bein a racer, big ass and big thighs...some chicks can pull it off, and then i've seen some that just need to put that ass away....
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Apr 18 2004 5:59PM
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hoodratz47
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baudunkadunk
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prolly cause you are a mexican, I dont even knew that any mexicans knew what a cork is...

Motherfuckers...

ant4life bitches
Apr 18 2004 6:02PM
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epimitheus
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a dadonka donka butt

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Apr 18 2004 6:09PM
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b19119
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Haha......funny












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Apr 18 2004 11:03PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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hey phrosty is this from personal experience?



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Apr 18 2004 11:07PM
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Roy
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chicks and buldgin muscle turn me off
Apr 18 2004 11:14PM
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McGoo
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I know two girls, both snowboard instructors. One of them has the tightest toned ass I have seen, the other needs an overwidth sign on hers. Same goes for the thighs I guess.

Most of the racer girls I have seen in spandex to have freakishly large thighs, they could squash my head like a melon.



In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.
Apr 19 2004 12:12AM
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dooner
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racer girls have bruised asses too


ALASKA PRIDE
Apr 19 2004 5:02AM
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hoodratz47
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yeah but the racers ive been with have tons of stamina and squeeze teh last drop out..
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prolly cause you are a mexican, I dont even knew that any mexicans knew what a cork is...

Motherfuckers...

ant4life bitches
Apr 19 2004 11:53AM
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jumpman
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^squeezing is sooo awesome


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Apr 19 2004 12:01PM
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