I just got yelled by some wanna be park crew, JJ, too old to ski, for saying "battleship its my favortie feature to hit" and he walks up really slow to me and says, "If you ever cuss again on this mountain, Ill cut your pass personally". So we had an argument and blah blah blah.
So I got on the lift with my buddy and were talking about how much bullshit it is and a guy interupts(He looks to be 70 and well shaved) and he says"you got in trouble for saying shit?! Thats fucked up!, and then he starts ranting and brings up a reel big fish concert at BSU for family night, hes like " the whole night they were being decent actually until the end, the lead singer gave us a warning "alright guys this songs gonna have an F word in it" so I attentively listened, The trumpets start playing and all of a sudden FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, Thats all he said"
Funny part was is that he acted like he was playing the guitar and trumpet and everything ohhh and yelled fuck the ski patrol at one of them below us
some old ass dude (at least 60) commented on my bud leaf bandana then starts rambling on about how back in the day he used to do a bunch of drugs and that in the 70s he ate so much acid he had to go to an insane asylum and shit he was crazy but he did smoke me on a j which was nice
these are all cool storys
I was ten at the time so it was awhile ago. I was gapered out in my one piece and helmet that had flowers and smiles. I get on the lift with these older guys that start talking about how crazy sex he had with some girl the night before, It was very detailed and intense. I was ten, it tramatized me. And then two weeks ago at mt snow. a kid that could only be 11 at most asked me if I wanted to party with him, when I asked him how old he was he told me old enough. He then proceeded to tell his much older friend he was going to rape him in the butt.
"so are you one of those bump skiiers?"
Kids are fucked nowdays, when i was 11-12 I was happy enough just being on the slopes, nevermind looking to score a hit.