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Girlfriend's birthcontrol achieved!

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RockyMountnHigh
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ha haters hate say "cool story hansel", but basically my gf's mom keeps getting pissed about me and her "hanging out" in her room for extended periods of time finally she got so mad about it ha she gave up trying to stop it and bought my gf birth control. win, I scared her mom into buying bc. /claim

Apr 12 2010 10:05PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
did you find twenty bucks?  congrats and good luck.
Apr 12 2010 10:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i heart my girlfriends little pink pill congrats homie
Apr 12 2010 10:09PM
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Shadows
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just hope she doesnt start cheating like a mofo on you....
Apr 12 2010 10:11PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
Not too worried I gots two other chicks I could be railin right now if I wasn't dating her so I'm covered.......anybody else with similar claims or awesome stories?
Apr 12 2010 10:13PM
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montageskier
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I kinda doubt that....
Apr 12 2010 10:16PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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ha ok buddy I don't really care if you doubt it
Apr 12 2010 10:18PM
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montageskier
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Ha you called me buddy. First I doubted you because your pumped for bc like a ninth grader but have two chicks on the side. Now after calling me buddy, you might be gay. Jeeze crazy world.
Apr 12 2010 10:19PM
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Dylan_
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finally about 2 years of dating the wifey is on birthcontrol, has been on it for about 2 and a half months, and raw doggins great!
Apr 12 2010 10:22PM
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Shadows
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for real, this is now a thread about how your girlfriend SHOULD be cheating on you if thats the way you feel. fuckin idiot. i hope she fucks mad dudes and ends up giving you aids becuase she has a pill, why do you need condoms?
Apr 12 2010 10:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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^Very nice!
cool story hansuckass! you've become such a treat to your girl friends mother, that she's forcing her to take birth control in hope of preventing you from having a illegitimate bastard child with down syndrome! yea! population control!
Apr 12 2010 10:24PM
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Gnarshred
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I don't know too many girls NOT on birth control... Then again, I don't know any girls that live with their mums haha
Apr 12 2010 10:25PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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When did I ever piss you off? And I'm in highschool. Fuck sakes I would never cheat on her...I'm just saying that If she did then I gots teh revenge lol...and why would I make a thread about my girlfriends bc if I was gay. Chill out.
Apr 12 2010 10:25PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Okay everybody chill. I would never cheat on her. You gots the wrong idea I'm just trying to make a thread to get people to share stories and get along I don't need to be flamed
Apr 12 2010 10:28PM
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Biggie-Smalls
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Birth control = sweet new pair of boobs at least thats what i hear.....
Apr 12 2010 10:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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you and your girlfriends mom hang out?
Apr 12 2010 10:30PM
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Gnarshred
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Also be careful, because raw-doggin is great, and you WILL get addicted.

And your drunk self will automatically assume every girl is on birth control haha trust me!
Apr 12 2010 10:30PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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lol k thanks for advice
Apr 12 2010 10:32PM
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family_vacation
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i think it's that the thread creator has has some serious problems with his LA classes.
Apr 12 2010 10:33PM
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deleted5
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i remember my first vagina..........
Apr 12 2010 10:33PM
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Deezy
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/WIN!!!!!!!!
Apr 12 2010 10:33PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Ha my bad I guess that doesn't make sense. Ouch sadly I plan to major in English. Looks like I'm fucked.
Apr 12 2010 10:34PM
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family_vacation
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*Ouch, Sadly I plan to major in English.
Apr 12 2010 10:35PM
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DaveM
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So unbelievably true
Apr 12 2010 10:36PM
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SteezyOhio
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Ouch, sadly I plan to major in English.**
Apr 12 2010 10:37PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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You are right.
Apr 12 2010 10:38PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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lol fuck!
Apr 12 2010 10:38PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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+k dude thanks

Apr 12 2010 10:40PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Your girlfriend will lose any acne that she may have and she will get bigger tits in like a month. Congrats.
Apr 12 2010 10:41PM
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skiminnesota
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[IMG]lisamcpherson.org/images/so_much_win_graphic.png[/IMG]
Apr 12 2010 10:41PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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I already had you at 10/10 but I see what ur doing there ha
Apr 12 2010 10:43PM
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BenWhit
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Raw doggin is amazing, especially with mo worries.
Apr 12 2010 10:44PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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I am seriously telling you the truth dude. Like no lie. It will actually happen haha.
Apr 12 2010 10:44PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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sweet
Apr 12 2010 10:48PM
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nedward
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honestly, its like you never wanna wear a condom again..its too good...
Apr 12 2010 11:30PM
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emopoppins
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is this serious? i thought i heard something like this but i wasn't sure if it was true.
Apr 12 2010 11:36PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Ya I thought he was kidding but if that's true that's just awesome
Apr 12 2010 11:38PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Yeah it seriously happens. I have a girl go up two cup sizes.
Apr 12 2010 11:39PM
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skiierman
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whoa man bro chad, chill!!! like man bro, you freakin like on the roids brooo!!! chilllll no-exlode chad!
Apr 12 2010 11:49PM
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Mykel
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God dammit. I'm too old for this site.
Apr 13 2010 12:58AM
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thisandthatfilms
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hahahaha
Apr 13 2010 12:59AM
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J.DUKE
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one cup size up.
Apr 13 2010 10:18PM
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.Emerson.
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lol
Apr 13 2010 10:22PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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GTFO
Apr 27 2010 11:08AM
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stokedelic
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Achievment Unlocked: 20 G

No Need To Pull Out

Apr 27 2010 11:18AM
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fourtwozero
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dude that means u can cum in her vag. oh and pee in her butt
Apr 27 2010 11:33AM
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babysteeze84
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Depends on what bc she's taking, whether it's low-estrogen or not, her whole body may go up a couple sizes. Some girls gain weight when taking the pill/shot/ring, girlfriend of mine gained 40lbs. Also just depends on her genetics/chemistry, don't want to rain on your parade here but doesn't always happen. If she gets mean mood swings before her period she might mellow out some too.
Apr 27 2010 12:13PM
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laxstar
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how i feel everytime i am on this website, but yet i still come here so what does that say about me?
Apr 27 2010 12:26PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Also a possibility that she would gain 40lbs worth of tit
Apr 27 2010 12:31PM
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MADDECENT
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It seems to have sucked you in aswell as the rest of us. Good luck.
Apr 27 2010 12:33PM
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LadySaGa
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im pregnant
Apr 27 2010 1:14PM
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