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Pizza Scissors

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ace_
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Apr 10 2010 10:57PM
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JASTEW206
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why didnt i think of that?
Apr 10 2010 10:58PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Just for retards who can't cut a pizza. Its like at Dominos they have a rack thing you put over the pizza so if you are an idiot you still can't fuck it up.

Completely pointless unless they cost less than pizza cutters. You could probably cut a whole pizza with a pizza cutter in the time it would take you to cut like 2 slices with that thing.
Apr 10 2010 11:00PM
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AmishTerrorist
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I'm gonna go stock up on like 20 of these. you never know when you'll need them...
Apr 11 2010 10:12AM
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Milksteak
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I just feel like it should have scissors on both sides or just take the spatula thing out...Or just not exist..
Apr 11 2010 10:17AM
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Crack.
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holy fuck
Apr 11 2010 10:20AM
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BrewskiJr
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2 things.

1: you still have to cut the initial slice because the scissors are only on one side.

2: Who the fuck eats a slice of pizza that small! That thing should be 2x as big.
Apr 11 2010 10:24AM
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THATS_STREET
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Apr 11 2010 10:29AM
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Crack.
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thats so 4 years ago
Apr 11 2010 10:31AM
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dispatchQ_main
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if only billy mays was alive to sell em...
Apr 11 2010 10:33AM
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yuck
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yeah, pizza scissors are screwed.
Apr 11 2010 11:30AM
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Static
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bitches don't know bout my Pizza Boss 3000
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Apr 11 2010 11:34AM
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Malcolm
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i just rip it apart with my teeth and hands
Apr 11 2010 11:36AM
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speedy29
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kitchen shears they are so fucking useful.
Apr 11 2010 11:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'm usually too hungry to cut my pizza...
i just fold mine in half and eat it like a sammich.... :)
Apr 11 2010 11:40AM
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