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ON3P - Worst Topsheet Ever Contest!

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MacMahoooon
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The guys at ON3P have decided it is time for a little twist on the topsheet contests, and are now running looking for the Worst designs you can think of for a ski. Check out the rules and details here (https://newschoolers.com/web/mediacontests/main/cid/60/ ) then bust out the Photoshop, or better yet MS Paint, and start designing! We want to see how hideous a design you can come up with, neon, stick men, annoying pokemons, its all up to you. Design the worst and get a pair of ON3P skis of your choice. Just remember your winning pair of skis will be adorned with your master piece.

Get to work!!
Apr 9 2010 2:45PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
The Susan Boyle one allllmost made me pee my pants.
Apr 20 2010 11:43PM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
I have an idea that will be so ugly it may cause blindness. And nightmares.


But only if I have the time this week...
Apr 21 2010 2:07PM
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BMskier
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that may have turned out really big.

my entry though

Apr 21 2010 11:23PM
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BMskier
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https://newschoolers.com/web/mediacontests/showentry/cid/60/id/3022/
Apr 21 2010 11:23PM
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CLASH
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
hahah the Spade really ties the whole thing together
Apr 21 2010 11:56PM
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Zump.
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i'm glad this is here so i didn't have to do the work to post it myself
Apr 22 2010 1:10AM
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schmies
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They are getting better! I mean....worse! The first few are funny. I would actually really want a ski with that vampire douche-bag on it. hahahahaha.

Nice job guys, this is going to be amazing.
Apr 22 2010 10:42AM
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dompuch
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hahaha those are all funny
Apr 22 2010 12:37PM
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RudyGarmisch
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One week left! C'mon guys, its a free pair of skis! Scott and I are definitely liking (because they're so terrible) the ones that actually have effort put into em, the quality is so good and the graphic just so horrible on some... Keep it up!
Apr 22 2010 4:29PM
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ml242
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These one off Wrens are ready to roll like desert storm. Under her unassuming customary dress is a wintry fox ready to striptease down any couloir in the backcountry. Forgetting trying to rip lines on any other ski - Just like all ON3P's, these Wrens are ready to "blow up" the competition. p.s. does having the worst press release count in the voting?


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Apr 22 2010 9:15PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
win
Apr 23 2010 5:42PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
those are absolutely terrible. you WIN my friend
Apr 25 2010 2:33AM
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ml242
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Thanks dudes! I got a ton of questions about the billy goats while standing in liftlines, would Definitely love to see some of the reactions those would get.
Apr 25 2010 4:33PM
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DrZoidberg
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Would osama pros be too offensive?
Apr 25 2010 8:16PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I think Oakley may have a patent on the Osama Pro's. I think the sand-core technology is beyond our technical expertise, we only work with bamboo.
Apr 25 2010 8:29PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
ahh, the Mao Pro's

in fact, give me a sec to make these
Apr 25 2010 8:37PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
Hahaha Mao pros. Here's where I'm going with mine, it's gonna look like a playing card when I'm done. I'm gonna extend the dunce cap and probably ad some other nonsense related to NS.

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Apr 25 2010 8:56PM
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corona
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Apr 25 2010 9:10PM
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turbo_penguin
Posts: 282 - Karma: 15
all day! what everyone else said and more. someone please make these skis now.


Apr 25 2010 9:19PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
hahahah you forgot somebody
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Apr 25 2010 9:20PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
wtf what does tim talmage have to do with this contest?
Apr 26 2010 10:40PM
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DannyLeavitt
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haha classic
Apr 27 2010 9:35PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Wish I'd read this first.  I fail!  I will have to redo on large canvass.

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Apr 27 2010 10:24PM
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mr.green
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thats definitely the worst ive seen so far, soo good job haha
Apr 27 2010 10:50PM
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FandM_Jibber
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jon olsson pro models are the "worst designed" top sheet ever: you are either gay or at the constant danger of skiing into objects.
Apr 27 2010 11:24PM
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RJD2
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Apr 28 2010 2:11AM
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RudyGarmisch
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2 days left!
Apr 28 2010 2:55PM
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ECfreeski3
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holy god

i'm so glad i clicked on this thread. some of these are the best graphics ever though. the guideline shouldve been "stupidest" graphics ever cause some of these are obviously stupid as fuck, but so awesome
Apr 28 2010 4:52PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
I NEED STEPHENHAWKING CAYLORS! :D
Apr 29 2010 2:25AM
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A.cup.of.stfu
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Apr 29 2010 3:18PM
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Chronic_
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i dont think you understand how much i love this game
Apr 29 2010 7:21PM
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Chronic_
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http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/08/26/retro-skifree/

playthe game here
Apr 29 2010 7:27PM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382
SkiFree was the best game ever. I used to play this dumb game for hours!
Apr 30 2010 1:58AM
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Schoellkopf
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Work? That's pretty funny
Apr 30 2010 11:30AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
you are definitely going to win!

but this was my submission
[IMG]http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2738/uglyskis500kb.jpg[IMG]
Apr 30 2010 12:04PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
goddamn fuck me i guess
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Apr 30 2010 12:05PM
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steeze-doodle
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winner!!!
Apr 30 2010 4:10PM
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ml242
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This contest has really made watching the snow disappear easier on the EC.

May 1 2010 11:09AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Thanks for all the terrible submissions, we'll need about a week to really narrow it down to the worst thing we've ever seen.
May 1 2010 10:17PM
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Malcolm
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omg those are awesome
May 1 2010 10:21PM
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Steeezy-E
Posts: 237 - Karma: 12
hey when are results going to be posted?
 
i checked details and didnt find any mention of it.

Peace
May 2 2010 12:27AM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
make a top 10 list, i want to  see how they stack up, also PLEASE make a limited run of the winning graphic
May 2 2010 12:36AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
What do i win?

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May 2 2010 4:51AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
You win.
May 2 2010 5:03AM
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j-bo
Posts: 347 - Karma: 329
Who Wins?
May 5 2010 6:10PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
[IMG]https://newschoolers.com/web/mediacontests/showentry/cid/60/id/3092/[IMG]
May 5 2010 6:17PM
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TWoods
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May 5 2010 6:18PM
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Schoellkopf
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Work?
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May 5 2010 6:19PM
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j-bo
Posts: 347 - Karma: 329

actually

May 5 2010 8:00PM
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TWoods
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thanks. My brother made that one hahaha.
May 5 2010 10:12PM
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