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I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE! CHOOSE ONE FOR ME!

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Big_Spence
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"sometimes when i get out of the shower, bruno sniffs at my penis. but i never let him lick it."
-Peter Rindal

that was my submission for my senior quote. because it uses the word penis, it got turned down. :-(
so please NS, give me some non-vulgar quotes to use.

I NEED TO TURN IT IN BY 12:30 TODAY. SO THINK FAST!

whoever submits the winning quote will win some dicuts or something.

kthxbai,
Spencer
Apr 9 2010 12:55PM
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Ducky.
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How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?
Apr 9 2010 5:36PM
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Mr.Feeny
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genius
Apr 9 2010 6:25PM
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Balto
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"I feel like, I'm in, a hottub"
Apr 9 2010 6:33PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
"I asked god for a bike but I know god doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for forgiveness"


When you hit a baby with a bottle of no more tears will It make beautiful irony?
Apr 9 2010 6:34PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
"My skis are one of the three things I love in life, the other two being weed and blowjobs."
Apr 9 2010 7:11PM
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Balto
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that actually sounds exactly like spencer...
Apr 9 2010 7:19PM
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EastCoast315
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hahaha
Apr 9 2010 7:22PM
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gregorio
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every time I read your name I think it says "Prontocunts"
Apr 9 2010 7:24PM
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blatt
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I was all out of gum"
Apr 9 2010 7:28PM
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E.FARR
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If you aint first your last!! -ricky bobby...shake and bake!
Apr 9 2010 8:08PM
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.newman.
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"Only the things that you truly love will you pursue with that energy and for me my family, my friends, and skiing, that's it for me, that's my life. The joy i get from skiing, that's worth dying for."- CR Johnson
Apr 9 2010 8:31PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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Do you who else lived by that quote?
Apr 9 2010 8:35PM
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Malcolm
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post the picture youre sending him no homo
Apr 9 2010 8:36PM
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2_fadez
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Apr 9 2010 9:15PM
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Squid.
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"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your
enemies and chase them before you, to rob
them of their wealth and see those dear
to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp
to your bosom their wives and daughters."
genghis khan
Apr 9 2010 9:20PM
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J.Braun
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I Don't Smoke to Get High, I Smoke to Stay High.
Apr 9 2010 9:21PM
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207
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

-Bill Clinton
Apr 9 2010 9:27PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13

small but mighty

(if your smaller)

Apr 9 2010 9:54PM
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CANNON^
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haha my physics teacher told our class this once. greatest thing everm but how about "cool story hansel"  or the one that is in my thing below (im pulling a major blank, im on total shut down right now)
Apr 9 2010 10:00PM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
yeah...I already said that on the first page...
Apr 10 2010 12:09AM
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Aaaron.
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yooo bryce
where you at?
Apr 10 2010 12:11AM
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Dustin.
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Do you honestly think they rejected the quote simply because it had the word "penis" in it?  Or maybe the content had something to do with it?
Apr 10 2010 12:11AM
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easiestEC
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do something like...."whats a senior quote?"
Apr 10 2010 12:15AM
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Swaggermager
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This
Apr 10 2010 12:18AM
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the.hoffman
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If it don't make dollas, it don't make cents.
Apr 10 2010 12:26AM
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Dainsey
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bahahaha prontocuts...you gotta sig that lol
Apr 10 2010 12:42AM
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J.DUKE
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may our parks be groomed
our pow be steep
May Our beers be cold
And our cocks balls deep
Apr 10 2010 1:10AM
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soulskier
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that was my senior quote and i know the polls are close, but my sig has a pretty good one from abe lincoln
Apr 10 2010 1:13AM
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NoCoastSkier
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[IMG]lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_559/Funny_Pictures_5596.jpg[/IMG]
Apr 10 2010 1:16AM
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hoodratz47
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wow   what a nit picker. its ns for fucks sake!

"the man who has everthing is still jelous of the man who has two of everything

live every day as if it was your last,,,,  come one day you will be right

Apr 10 2010 2:48AM
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Swaggermager
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so, what did you pick?
Apr 11 2010 12:02AM
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JSiegel
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from the movie Brokeback Mountain:

Biker #1: Whoooeee! Look at this crowd. Bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this.
Biker #2: All swelled up with patriotic feeling and ready to be humped like a frog.
Biker #1: So where you figure the most pussy's at - Las Vegas or California?
Biker #2: Hell, I don't know. But if you make it between Wyoming and Montana, I'd pick Wyoming in a minute.
Ennis Del Mar: Hey, you might wanna keep it down. I got two little girls here.
Biker #1: Fuck you! Asshole.
Apr 11 2010 2:50AM
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van_ski
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YES.
Apr 11 2010 3:07AM
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SweatyBallShack
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"What Jesus would look like if he were super ignant". anybody know who said that? And who he was talking about?
Apr 12 2010 9:02PM
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E.FARR
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todd wallnutz.  theres a quote to live by
Apr 13 2010 12:27PM
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ImGoinSailin
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this
Apr 13 2010 12:40PM
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Alex_G
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SPAGETT!
Apr 13 2010 1:34PM
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hoodratz47
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goddam spagett 

Apr 14 2010 3:07AM
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theabortionator
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If you want one thats not stupid.

"Ive got a strong urge to fly but Ive got nowhere to fly too"
Apr 14 2010 3:09AM
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