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This sunday is go without sex for a day

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1337
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It's going to be hard but i think i can last.
Apr 8 2010 6:35PM
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ROOS.
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can we still masturbate, i gotta do something with my harvest
Apr 8 2010 6:37PM
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theabortionator
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honestly I probably wasn't going to get any on a sunday night anyway. But if the opportunity comes around I don't care about the poor people who have no sex.
Apr 8 2010 6:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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shouldnt be too hard for me.

Apr 8 2010 6:37PM
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1337
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no. think about all those people with no arms to fap with. just think about them
Apr 8 2010 6:39PM
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ROOS.
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youre right, i didnt even think

its gonna be tough, but my load will stay un blown
Apr 8 2010 6:40PM
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theabortionator
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I still don't understand what the fuck fap is?
Apr 8 2010 6:40PM
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uni-corn
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Apr 8 2010 6:41PM
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blackoutbill
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Maybe I'm just a quite masturbater, but I think it is supposed to be the sound that is made while playing the skin flute
Apr 8 2010 6:42PM
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ROOS.
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you spelled quiet wrong, and yes it is supposed to be that
Apr 8 2010 6:43PM
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theabortionator
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I've never heard that in my life
Apr 8 2010 6:47PM
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5teve.
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yea i guess i can do it.

Apr 8 2010 6:47PM
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lahnabonny
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ditto -_-
Apr 8 2010 6:48PM
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Tjacks19
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Damn!
Apr 8 2010 6:54PM
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Big_Spence
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come back from a ski day sunday.
that typically means i go over to my girlfriends that night...
so i don't know if i can comply this sunday. could we bump the day back to saturday?
Apr 8 2010 7:00PM
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skiierman
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lets be rebels!
Apr 8 2010 7:01PM
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fourtwozero
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haha yea right
Apr 8 2010 7:02PM
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Tjacks19
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Me first
Apr 8 2010 7:05PM
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pigglywiggly
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dildo
Apr 8 2010 7:06PM
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blackoutbill
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Ah fuck got the e and t mixed around. Thanks
Apr 8 2010 7:06PM
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lahnabonny
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ahahahaha
Apr 8 2010 7:08PM
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Tjacks19
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you realize you're hot. you shouldnt have posted on this thread. there's a lot of guys around haha
Apr 8 2010 7:09PM
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pussymoneyweed
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ive been bating 5 times a day for a couple years regardless of where i am. i can't do it. simply can't do it.
Apr 8 2010 7:10PM
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lahnabonny
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lmao im sorryyyy
Apr 8 2010 7:11PM
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.travis.
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Eh, my girlfriend gets pissed at me every Saturday night for drinking too much anyway so Sunday's usually a bust regardless.
Apr 8 2010 7:14PM
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VT_FLO
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they've still got feet broski
Apr 8 2010 7:16PM
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1337
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OH RLY?
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Apr 8 2010 7:18PM
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Tjacks19
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Yeah really i'd do her!
Apr 8 2010 7:20PM
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uni-corn
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HONK HONK
Apr 8 2010 7:21PM
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Big_Spence
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too bad you're 12.
Apr 8 2010 7:22PM
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Tjacks19
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Too bad i'm not retard. you would assume i'm a horny little twelve year old
Apr 8 2010 7:23PM
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uni-corn
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Imma peg you at 17.
Apr 8 2010 7:25PM
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Big_Spence
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judging by your massive amount of Jibbin pictures in your profile you can be no older than 14.
and because you are more than willing to plow a random girl you've merely seen pictures of via the internet i'm going to go ahead and assume you're quite horny.
Apr 8 2010 7:26PM
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uni-corn
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One who is not that hot either.
Apr 8 2010 7:27PM
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1337
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14 is a solid guess, stole it from meh
I will go 13 then
Apr 8 2010 7:27PM
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Tjacks19
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Jbbin when i'm board. Nice peg at 17
Apr 8 2010 7:28PM
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lahnabonny
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FML -_-
Apr 8 2010 7:29PM
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Big_Spence
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Apr 8 2010 7:29PM
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Tjacks19
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That pic is my brother and his gaper friend.
Apr 8 2010 7:29PM
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Tjacks19
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Sorry, just forget all this BS
Apr 8 2010 7:30PM
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uni-corn
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So you are just another 17 year old who has yet to get laid so you play jibbin all the time.

And even a less-than-hot girl on the internet turns you on. Well, you fall in 75% of this website.
Apr 8 2010 7:31PM
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*TURBONERD*
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same...
Apr 8 2010 7:36PM
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Noss.
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SMD is more like it
Apr 8 2010 7:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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Guys... grow the fuck up...
Apr 8 2010 7:36PM
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EastCoast315
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Sort of like when someone posts something dumb and they say "oh I was just joking" or "Dude I was sooooo hammered"

nice try
Apr 8 2010 7:37PM
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Tjacks19
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I just said i'd tap that! im not sitting her with a boner! WTf i bet you guys wern't any different when you were 17!!
Apr 8 2010 7:39PM
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uni-corn
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I was a respectful teenager.
Apr 8 2010 7:40PM
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lahnabonny
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 8 2010 7:41PM
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Tjacks19
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How am i not? you don't know me dude! lay off
Apr 8 2010 7:42PM
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uni-corn
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But now that I am in my twenties, things done changed.


Are you Jewish by chance?
Apr 8 2010 7:42PM
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Tjacks19
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No im not, are you Hindu by chance??????
Apr 8 2010 7:43PM
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