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I about had a f****ing heart attack today!

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Craze
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Sitting in school I was txting my mom because she was asking all these questions about if I knew some Alicia girl. I really didn't at all but I was thinking she was just about to gossip about someone in my school that did something drastic. So after she drops all that she txts me later saying the Sheriff came to the house and I have been summoned to court for a paternity test!!! I about dropped dead in the middle of class. She never txted me back for an hour as I was sitting there thinking about how I just fucked up my whole entire future. So then she txts me back to say she called the Sheriff and they had the wrong Tyler Smith WTF!!!!!
Apr 8 2010 3:15PM
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theabortionator
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Oh snap
Apr 8 2010 3:16PM
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blong131
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BURRRR
Apr 8 2010 3:16PM
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Phill.
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hah, thats scary
Apr 8 2010 3:16PM
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hellomynameisjef
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liek omg
Apr 8 2010 3:16PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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Holy Moly
Apr 8 2010 3:17PM
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laurence^
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Count your blessings
Apr 8 2010 3:19PM
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soulskier
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you must have a new outlook on life, seems like a near death experience
Apr 8 2010 3:19PM
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PaleCelery
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that dumb cunt
Apr 8 2010 3:21PM
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messplay
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ho-ly shit. now i know your name!
Apr 8 2010 3:21PM
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Mr.Luke
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Ha ha ha ha ha. No, but seriously, that sucks
Apr 8 2010 3:22PM
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yojimbo
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thats why you always wear a dick skin, tyler.
Apr 8 2010 3:23PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck that shit man
Apr 8 2010 3:24PM
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Jodi
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I smell a lawsuit.
Apr 8 2010 3:25PM
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Craze
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No it was worse!
Apr 8 2010 3:26PM
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GratefulDead
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I have a friend named Tyler Smith, hahaha.
Apr 8 2010 3:27PM
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chapz
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sure the girls name wasnt marla?
Apr 8 2010 3:27PM
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uni-corn
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Apr 8 2010 3:27PM
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Craze
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Did he fuck some bitch and blame it on me?!? Not cool! Haha
Apr 8 2010 3:29PM
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SteezyOhio
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you should prolly make your mom your personal slammich bitch for the next year(s)
Apr 8 2010 3:31PM
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theabortionator
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Sue her for the baby and then sling it on the black market.
Apr 8 2010 3:31PM
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Sufferboy
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his names tyler smith not tyler durden
Apr 8 2010 3:33PM
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Tinga
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thats what you get having such a generic name.
Apr 8 2010 3:33PM
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GratefulDead
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Haha hes from NY.
Apr 8 2010 3:33PM
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EastCoast315
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haha, it must suck being a breeder.
But in all seriousness, thats a SUPER shitty thing for the cops to fuck up.
Apr 8 2010 3:41PM
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rigzz
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Thread-jack: My dad almost had the same thing except instead being for a baby, it was about taxes, they had the wrong Claude ***, and they told him over the phone that he owed like 38 grand, and it wasn't until they started taking the adress and shit that they were like, WTF it ain't the good guy. haha. And the dude lives right down my street and 1 month later, his house was being sold. hahaha.
Apr 8 2010 3:47PM
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.frenchy
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yea i woulda passed out fo sho

Apr 8 2010 3:50PM
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PaleCelery
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fuck taxes, fight the power
Apr 8 2010 3:51PM
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EastCoast315
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if your not squatting land or living in a van, your not living
Apr 8 2010 3:53PM
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Big_Spence
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i do too.
Apr 8 2010 3:55PM
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.catierob
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congrats, you've just had the feeling equivlant to thinking youre preggers lol

Apr 8 2010 3:56PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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you should have known that it wasnt true if you had safe sex...

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Apr 8 2010 3:56PM
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J.DUKE
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sooo, who's Alicia?
Apr 8 2010 4:01PM
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Craze
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I dont know, if any one finds out holla at ya boy! Lol maybe i could fuck her for real this time.
Apr 8 2010 4:08PM
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MattWeiss
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if shes getting a court summons for a paternity test, i dont think you wanna fuck her, plus she has a kid now so...have a good time with that
Apr 8 2010 4:10PM
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Deezy
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dude, thats fucked. I can imagine you in class. like fucking dead ahha
Apr 8 2010 4:12PM
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NW_Rider
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1:20
Apr 8 2010 4:14PM
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BWalmer
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That's what I was gonna say.
Apr 8 2010 4:15PM
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Craze
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It was a joke, since i never did fuck her and she "accused" me of doing so.
Apr 8 2010 4:20PM
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HenniferLopez
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the irony of your name and the subject being discussed is amazing.
Apr 8 2010 4:21PM
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Craze
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I wasnt worried about the kid. I was worried about my mom freaking the fuck out, and about going back to court. Especially since I did not do anything. I hate going to court with a passion. And I now have a open case felony so if i do go back to court with in the next two years i could be givin an extra 360days in jail on top of any other sentence i get. And being i have only been to juvenile court, I would rather keep my name out of the "real" Court house especially when I have not done anything. I was more or less scared to go in there to plead not guilty and have the real judge open my files, In my town if that had happend, i woulda been on double secret probation!
Apr 8 2010 4:25PM
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fourtwozero
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shoulda said yes for da child support
Apr 8 2010 4:26PM
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deleted5
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thats what you get for having the last name of smith
Apr 8 2010 4:30PM
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1337
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holy fucking shit that blows
Apr 8 2010 4:34PM
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ski_ENDUB
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keep a lookout for the dingo.

Apr 8 2010 4:46PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Hi Tyler Smith
Apr 8 2010 4:55PM
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skiierman
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tell the sheriff tyler smith moved to salt lake city. hate to see another bastard child from him.
Apr 8 2010 4:55PM
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5teve.
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that's freakin crazy.
Apr 8 2010 5:00PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=854645340&ref=search&sid=1184037942.242783921..1

Do you like bulls?

Apr 8 2010 5:00PM
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Craze
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no definitely not me haha
Apr 8 2010 11:06PM
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shortdawg
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GUCCI IS NO AMATEUR
Apr 8 2010 11:07PM
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