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So I just got caught smoking...

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Z_rob
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I just wanted to make one last thread before my priveleges get taken away for probably a month and i wont be on.

so basically i got fucked, she came home and said she smelled it and saw me and my friend in the backyard.

I have a
-job
-3.8 gpa
-girlfriend

and any list minute tips or hints or like facts or videos i can use to maybe get her a little less mad?
Apr 4 2010 12:50AM
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Slinger1x1
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that would be pretty hypocritical if you got in trouble though....
Apr 4 2010 1:19PM
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BootySpunk.
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I would kill to have a 3.8 I think if I did my mom would not give a shit what I did as long as I keep getting through school with good grades.

But to the OP have a conversation with her. Treat her like an adult and if she doesn't treat you like one than something is wrong with her.
Apr 4 2010 1:34PM
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Maximili420
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ask her if she smoked too, and talk about the ups of smoking not the downs
Apr 4 2010 1:44PM
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namechange
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wow, you're a pussy
Apr 4 2010 1:50PM
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frp1080
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are you in 9th grade?
Apr 4 2010 2:04PM
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Z_rob
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thanks guys im getting some good stuff out of this. so we already talked this morning.

basically she is just worried how it will affect my life later down the road if i were to get caught by the cops and stuff. i can no longer stay the night anywhere (big whoop) and i have to take random drug tests, so not too bad of a consequence but looks like my days of the reefer are done, at least til im on my own. But she agreed to watching "The Union" with me later and i made her promise to keep an open-mind to the movie and my arguments and told her im not trying to get myself out of trouble i just want you to have a better understanding of this "drug" or should i say plant? because the stuff she said about it was just all the usual naive and ignorant bullshit you get from teachers, above the influence commercials and cops.

ill give another update, in the meantime keep em' coming and thanks!
Apr 4 2010 4:23PM
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jasontheredhead
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super high me is also a good lil movie to watch about that

just explain to her why you do it and how it affects you, you seem to be doing fine with it so i dont think that it should be that big of a deal

Apr 4 2010 4:28PM
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deleted5
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move out
Apr 4 2010 4:33PM
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Proze
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Dude the random drug tests (with some exceptions) never actually happen. I can think of four good friends whose parents have threatened that and they have not in the past 3 or so years administered said test. The legit ones arent cheap either. This will blow over man dont be too concerned.
Apr 4 2010 5:36PM
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theabortionator
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Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!! Owned.

Next time be smarter. If you're parents are crazy don't be retarded. doesn't anybody learn from the 800k threads about this shit?
Apr 4 2010 5:43PM
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Motherfucka
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Tell her how high your karma is
Apr 4 2010 5:58PM
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meth_time
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i think this is what we're all wondering right about now
Apr 4 2010 6:23PM
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freestyler540
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Play it off cool
Apr 4 2010 6:36PM
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charmander
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yeah, my parents have been "testing" me for 3 years now.

i got my first drug test last year, after the school called and said they saw me selling (total bs) i passed that shit no problem.

i dont do drugs at all anymore, just drink and dip nbd
Apr 4 2010 6:43PM
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Dainsey
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and i'm pretty sure u can put bleach in your piss so that it fucks with the drug test. and since your parents are doing it you should be good...cuz i don't think their going to watch u piss.
Apr 4 2010 6:46PM
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IceCreamer
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O hai imz a engerner in teh colage, u iz awl dum.
Apr 4 2010 6:48PM
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yourthemannowdog
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are you still making a pizza? i'm kinda hungry
Apr 4 2010 7:03PM
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Swaggermager
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I really wanna know what he said to her
Apr 4 2010 7:28PM
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B.Snow
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Right on point.
Apr 4 2010 7:36PM
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Z_rob
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i basically told her that im a good kid who makes good grades in school, work a job 10-15 hours a week, have a steady relationship and am a pretty respectful child and that i just like to smoke weed on occasion to just kind of let loose.

she tried to tell me that all marijuana is laced and stuff now-a-days (total bullshit) so i told her she needs to watch the union with me (which we are going to do in 20 minutes) because she is extremely naive on this subject obviously.
Apr 4 2010 10:35PM
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B-runge
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NICE
Apr 4 2010 10:37PM
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t3hb055
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Make her smoke some. I think she will understand.
Apr 4 2010 10:43PM
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Malcolm
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with the information youve given me i say you should tell your mom you were working that night and that it couldnt have been you it was actually your girl friend. and then say you have a 3.8 average and youre too smart to make up such a stupid story
Apr 4 2010 10:51PM
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garygohard
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worksevery time
Apr 4 2010 11:19PM
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shredables
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dont get caught
Apr 4 2010 11:25PM
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rickroller
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shity
Apr 5 2010 12:44AM
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ohpatti
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when I got caught I said I did it to fit in witha new group of friends and I was pressured, it worked.. Kinda
Apr 5 2010 12:56AM
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Z_rob
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after showing her the union she basically said she understands the plant is not bad and has not negatively impacted my life, she just doesn't want me getting convicted and having it follow me forever preventing me from getting jobs and what not. ya know?
Apr 5 2010 12:56AM
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ohpatti
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So your in the clear.. Just tell her you learned your lesson and thank her for shoeing she cares
Apr 5 2010 1:03AM
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B-runge
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completely understandable^
this thread made me wanna watch the union again, so i did, kinda wanna show it to my dad, even tho i think he already doesnt really care and understands that its not a bad thing
just be smart about it and make sure she knows you are
Apr 5 2010 1:04AM
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Z_rob
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yea word the union is such a good documentary, basically points out all the flaws in the war against marijuana and how marijuana is not bad at all and we have a lot bigger fish to fry if were gonna worry about this stuff.

its just so interesting
Apr 5 2010 1:07AM
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B-runge
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seen it like 4 times, good shit
started smoking when i was 13, got caught pretty soon after, took a break for about a year or so, smoked occasionally for a year or so, now i smoke rarely, im not really sure why i smoke rarely because i love smoking and how it makes you feel and how it makes you think. something about my parents keeps me from smoking and i have no idea what it is because im fairly sure theyre cool with it because im open about my friends smoking with them and i get decent grades, like a 3.8 or so and am not a bitch to them like my 12 year old sister who thinks shes the shit. just the other day friends were over, left to go on a walk and smoke a few bowls. My dads like where did all your friends go and i said on a walk and hes like "oh just out for a short toke i see" and i just said yep and he made a few jokes about them raiding the pantry and that was that.
idk why i just wrote that, but it was fun, and spring break is over and school sucks :D
Apr 5 2010 1:18AM
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kush.
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Smoke in your bathroom with the fan on alot more legit
Apr 5 2010 1:21AM
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Z_rob
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hahaha thats great.
Apr 5 2010 1:39AM
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SteezyOhio
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just deal with it!
fuck my parents are as closed minded as it gets and when i got caught my dad didnt fucking talk to me for  2 god damn weeks, literally he didnt talk to me after cussing me out and smashing my pipe, my mom only talked about how fucking stupid i was for smoking for a week then we didnt talk for another week after that, you have to sack up and realize what you did has a punishment, not everybodys parents can be as chill as your coolest friends parents, mine arnt for sure, i mean it happens, suck up for the next few months or your gonna be in a hell life
Apr 5 2010 2:45AM
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Static
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my parents caught me and made me smoke my whole stash, tough love
Apr 5 2010 3:04AM
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wallischsgaylovr
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Apr 5 2010 4:15AM
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Static
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nice first post
Apr 5 2010 5:02AM
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theline
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Trade parents???

Apr 5 2010 8:34AM
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B-runge
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thats not even bad
haha
Apr 5 2010 9:16AM
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bubonj
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if you got a job and decent grades tell your mom to go fuck herself.. its not like your smoking the crystal or the rock.

if anything its better than your burning it down around the house where you have no chance of getting booked. when i was in high school, i got booked for the crons and after that my mom said i had to burn in the yard.
Apr 5 2010 9:21AM
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EvanMeyer
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hahah your a bitch and your moms a hoe if your getting grounded for a month for smoking

Apr 5 2010 10:22AM
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yojimbo
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how old are you?

stop saying hella.

explain to her that you've got good grades and a job and that you don't use it heavily or irresponsibly

tell her that you could be out doing heroin like all the other kids but no, you just smoke a little herb.

oh, and stop saying hella. that word is horrible.
Apr 5 2010 10:25AM
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EvanMeyer
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seems like you just had the hardest life ever I dont know how you could not talk to your dad for 2 god damn weeks thats just absurd

Apr 5 2010 10:44AM
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karmagod
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Haha sounds like you just have the happiest life ever. I didn't talk to my dad for 3 years at one point. And we lived in the same house.
Apr 5 2010 10:50AM
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CANNON^
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just happened to me again for the second time 2 months ago. basically wait out the month. it get really depressing but just keep urself busy thats my best advice and try to keep ur mine off of it

Apr 5 2010 10:54AM
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EvanMeyer
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not sayin i got a good life my i live with my dad and sister and see them maybe twice a month i dont talk to them at all how about you dont talk shit when you know nothin
Apr 5 2010 11:50AM
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karmagod
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Hahahahahaha, thanks dude. I needed a laugh before I went to class.
Apr 5 2010 11:56AM
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EvanMeyer
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your a bitch dude

Apr 5 2010 12:06PM
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An10a_Eng
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i went to a normal high school im just not a fucking retard. if you cant get straight As in high school you honestly shouldnt be allowed to reproduce cuz your a fucking moron and its people like you who vote for the obamas of the world
Apr 5 2010 12:23PM
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