I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
coincidence much> i was working at my tim hortons friday night and some drunk ass blonde lady walks in and bought a guy behind her a coffee and donut. i laughed, too bad she didn't even leave a tip though....
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i was sittin at tim hortans the other day, eating my chinken wrap snackers. it was around 6:30. and two girls totally wasted ( they looked aroun my age (16) and its a tuesday night) run in and they are like "WHERES THE BATHROOM" and some lady points behind them so they run over tot he bathroom and its locked so one gir yells " COME FUCKING UNLOCK THIS DOOR OR ILL THROW UP.. FUCK" the guys who was working there says "its already unlocked" she walks over and just throws up all over the bathroom. and the workers were pissed they had to clean that shit up.
Riding no poles is like getting head from a guy, it feel's great untill you look down, and realize your gay.