I'm 21 years old (yup I can legally buy you all the alcohol you could ever want.) A little about me:
-I own my own vehicle.
-I am an Actor living in LA. (So I obviously I'm loaded)
-I like skiing, threesomes, partying until the sun comes up, and I'm down with movies. (Seeing as I am in them)
-I'm pretty much into anything that ends in sex.
-I smoke weed and am down with all sorts of substances.
-I love rap and the Hyphy movement (I grew up in the Bay)
I only date perfect 10 models or actresses, I don't really give a fuck if you have a personality as long as you put out.
You must also love Pokemon or we will never work out.. Actually in reality we probably wont work out anyway I'm more just looking for sex..
you should be finding the proper doctor to willfully euthanize you instead.
youre jesus and everything you say is pure gold
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
My name is Martin.
-I'm 18 but turning 19 soon, so yes I'm ripe for the picking.
-Prefer older women, preferably in the 70-85
-I'm completely broke right now and live with my mom in the summer
-Freshman in college
-I have a 1994 Honda Accord EX with 200,000 miles on it. No car radio because it got stolen
what I'm looking for in a woman
-a girl who just wants to have a little fun on the way out
-willing to go down and put out
-wouldn't mind writing me into the will
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
i have made myself look like a fool? read over this thread, your just lying your ass off and drwaing pictures in paint to back it up.-lazyafterbang
Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun-skithecanada
If you suck you should not be posting, this website is for good people.-skithecanada