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The Craziest Dreams

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MAJORSteeze
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
tell me your craziest dream ever.
I'd tell you mine, but I'd need like 2 pages of text to explain it and you still wouldn't get it
Mar 10 2010 7:34PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
i had this dream last night where i was wandering around the forrest, then a bunch of really tall people with these like big ass tube shaped things were knocking down the forrest with them, i got caught under a tree, and one of the tall people was like poking me, and they were all laughing, they gave me a mellon i think it was a watermellon, or something that resembles it. so i ate it and then these native american looking people came up and helped me out. we walked over a hill and this cat with boots came up to us and some shit happened that eventually ended up with a giant, like mile high polar bear cooking us eggs, and while i was eating my eggs one of them started talking to me, we had some long conversation and thats when it ended.

another dream i was hanging out with my friends, then our neighbor came over and told us that aliens were coming, we started leaving the house, and we saw shit in the distance like evaporating, somewhere in the dream we figured out some kind of wind was like making everything dissapear, like once the wind comes, everything it touches no longer exists, like theres nothing there. like empty space. we somehow avoided it, not sure how, but we ended up sleeping in some random apartment.
then we woke up and the wind was coming again, so we went into the parking lot to find a car, and we picked a souped up integra, like with a huge wing, we thought it would be funny. one of my friends gets left behind, when we remember and stop to wait for him he gets swallowed up by the wind and i remember it was super fucked up, i dont remember what happened, but like im scarred that my mind came up with that shit.
so we are running away from it, and after a long time we make it to some city, we go and get these people who im pretty sure were supposed to be relatives of mine, they live in some huge building and they keep telling us its safe here. so we are sitting in their apartment, and look out the window to see huge chunks of land getting ripped up, like big blocks full of sky scrapers getting sucked up into what im guessing is a space ship, though we never see it. i see like a park getting sucked up, and all these people are jumping off and splatting on the ground. like hundreds of people.
so we all leave the building, my relatives say they are staying. so we get out and somehow get far as fuck out of the city, and we watch basically the whole thing get sucked up piece by piece, and all i remember is that we somehow get trapped between the wind and getting sucked up, and we chose the wind. then i woke up.

it was seriously the craziest dream ive ever had, i woke up still half believing it, sweating, and freaking the hell out. it was badass
May 10 2010 3:20AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
kate came into the ski shop i work at, and she lives in my town claimin itt
May 10 2010 3:50AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
dreamed that i pissed in a trashcan in the kitchen







but i was sleepwalking, and actually did it
May 10 2010 5:09AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185

once i dreamed i was skiing on telemark skies (which ive never done) and it was my first run and i hit the park and i was like oh these are easy but i should get used to them so i skipped the first box and then came up to the second and i thought it was just a flat box so i hit it and then got to the end and there was a 30ft drop of to like 5ft of landing which i overshot but still somehow didnt fall. then i guess i didnt learn from that and hit the next rail which ended up having the same drop off at the end but i landed in the landing that time.

another ski dream, i hit a little tiny jump at the beggining of the run and got so much air i landed at the bottom of the run. after i landed i was sad because all i did was a strait air ha.

my brother was saying that in one of his dreams he kept speeding up going down a run and wouldnt slow down even if he turned sideways and he couldnt avoid jumps and would just overshoot them

May 10 2010 10:12AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185

sorry for double post but i just remembered this

i was at like a beach place and there was a huge like 50ft wall/platform you were on top of above the beach so there was no way to get to it. my brother jumps without telling us and just lands and makes a huge hole in the ground and i thought he was dead but then he just starts playing on the beach. Then i look and my friend is standing on the verticle wall with a camera and i was like oh shit your gonna fall! and then he realized he was defying gravity and i grabbed his hand and he pulled me off the edge and we both fell and then at the bottom i saw a broken leg and i was like holy shit you broke your leg and he was like nah and then i realized it was my leg so i just popped it back together and as i did this i woke up and my knee popped

Also while im at it i was walking on one of those mountain bike platform things that was like 1000 ft high with my grandma and there was a huge drop to another one so i jumped it but missed and was falling and like oh im gonna die, but then i got to the trees and landed in a net. then i was in the forest with my dad hiking and a bear came and attacked us

May 10 2010 10:22AM
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amo2le86
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
Im starting some anti-malarial medication tomorrow and a side effect I hear is intense dreams/hallucinations at night. Will update you on how it goes!
May 10 2010 11:55AM
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Jules.
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That I got out of bed and got on ns and looked at the thread.
May 10 2010 12:01PM
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