Thats not even 100 lines... There's no way thats even 10 pages.
Stop being a lazy fuck and read it yourself, the Iliad isnt even that hard.
"Snake is the epitome of everything badass and manly. He makes Chuck Norris look like a gaping vagina." Motumbo.
ive pulled the goalie to her.
does this make me gay?" seward talking about Lady GaGa