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Tell me some stuff about Hitler!!!

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CoonKiller
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Looking for some fun facts about hitler that most people don't know.

GO!
Mar 8 2010 7:42PM
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Gnarshred
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he invented the interwebs
Mar 8 2010 7:44PM
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.travis.
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http://tinyurl.com/yacaoll


Mar 8 2010 7:44PM
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DirtyDiabetic
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=interesting+facts+about+hitler
Mar 8 2010 7:44PM
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OhMyBosh
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i think adolf hitler is a pretty cool guy, eh kills jews and doesnt afraid of anything.
Mar 8 2010 7:47PM
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babujib
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he was a world renowned economist (won the Time Magazine's Man of the Year in 1938 i believe).
he was half jewish
he was a vegetarian
he created the blowup doll
he had one testicle
Mar 8 2010 7:49PM
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OhMyBosh
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obvious troll is...
Mar 8 2010 7:51PM
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CoonKiller
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Thank you Imma check some of that out,and plus k to you for seriousness
Mar 8 2010 7:52PM
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OhMyBosh
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protip: they're BS.
Mar 8 2010 7:53PM
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CoonKiller
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Figured once i looked at the blow up doll one,but no point in not checking
Mar 8 2010 7:55PM
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Nathn
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The way Mein Kampf was written actually shows he was not very intelligent, the English version makes him seem WAY smarter. Half of what he said in speeches was almost jiberish, but he was just that charismatic.
Mar 8 2010 7:55PM
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alex.bgk.
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he ordered the design of the "people's car"

it became what we know today as the beetle.. (Volkswagen)
Mar 8 2010 7:56PM
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anxju
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protip: you once again prove youre the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth

http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19390102,00.html
Mar 8 2010 7:57PM
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nickyp
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You're thinking of Mel Gibson
Mar 8 2010 7:58PM
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soulskier
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well, he was man of the year and i'm pretty sure he has some jew in him
Mar 8 2010 7:58PM
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babujib
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look it up, all real shit.
Mar 8 2010 7:59PM
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anxju
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not present in this thread
Mar 8 2010 7:59PM
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nickyp
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That one is an urban myth.
Mar 8 2010 7:59PM
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p_n
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the one about him having 1 testicle is 100%......accurate
Mar 8 2010 8:00PM
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.brian
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he dated his niece
no matter how warm he feels, Hitler will never take off his coat in public.
Adolf Hitler was fascinated by hands.

The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.


Mar 8 2010 8:01PM
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RJ_Res
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His birthday is on 4 20. So next time you celebrate, you're also celebrating the birth of Hitler. Hope that won't ruin anyone's 420.
Mar 8 2010 8:01PM
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Peter.
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his favorite food was italian sausage
Mar 8 2010 8:01PM
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pmills
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Mar 8 2010 8:02PM
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elemeno89
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wore a crappy come-over tupee with a pubey mustache. 
Mar 8 2010 8:03PM
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babujib
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece
Mar 8 2010 8:03PM
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Spinoza
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hitler was a shit eating asshole who liked in the bum and i dont mind saying so!
Mar 8 2010 8:04PM
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max...
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he had intestinal problems which led him to have really bad gas

swear this is true. check it if you don't believe me
Mar 8 2010 8:06PM
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asapCferg
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He broke multiple peace treaties and took over all of czechaslovakia and some of poland. Some say he wanted world war 2 and that was his main goal being in charge of germany
Mar 8 2010 8:08PM
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rickroller
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420 ya
Mar 8 2010 8:14PM
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feihlination
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the one with the one testicle is a myth i guess. he wasnt of jewish heritage, at least not directly




he fought in WW I and (according to his autobiography) once faced a british soldier unarmed (he was a medic or radio operator anyway) and for some reason the british guy didnt shoot/captured him...

he wanted to study art but wasnt accepted at the academy. had he been accepted, well we dont know.

he tried a putsch in 1924 or so and wasnt charged for treason (judge is said to share equal ideologies) and became a free man after one or two years. had he been thrown to jail for a life-sentence as it was usual for such a crime, well we dont know.

he (or his crew) was the inventor of some movie-marketing things, the frog-perspective comes to my mind. when he was filmed, he looked bigger than he was.

he survived over 30 attempted assassinations.

he wrote mein kampf while in jail after the putsch.

he hated abortions and had fits of rage when he heard about one. obviously nothing was more important to him than an innocent life...

its speculated that his hate on jews was fortified by a jewish girl he was interested him in his youth, but who ignored him.

he had a dog named blonde and it littered during the last days of the war.

he didnt deny jesse owens a handshake. instead he wanted to shake only the hands of germans olympians in 1936, but the IOC told him he should either congratulate ALL athletes or none of them. however, owens later stated that the american president treated him worse after his victories as hitler did.


so much out of my mind, seriously didnt look any of these up so i do not issue a guarantee for any of them.



Mar 8 2010 8:21PM
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jamodeo
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he was very disappointed in banana tech

Mar 8 2010 8:25PM
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Dustin.
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False, read a book.
Mar 8 2010 8:28PM
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dckiteboards
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http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/17/17-strange-facts-about-hitler/
Mar 8 2010 8:29PM
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feihlination
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now i got a good one which is very unknown and i forgot it in my last post.

the towns in which his parents lived were evacuated shortly after he had full control in austria. nowadays there is the secondbiggest army-training area in europe (allentsteig) and nothing indicates that people lived here. it is guessed that there was some kind of incest or "un-arian" heritage thingy going on in his family and he wanted to destroy every evidence.


i have been in allentsteig during my time in the military and it is the most depressing place i ever have been. maybe its because it was a cold, cloudy/snowy winter day and i was freezing my ass of driving one of these old bundesheer jeeps, but there is nothing, literally nothing for idk how many miles (and in austria it is pretty rare to drive more than 10 minutes without passing a town or at least a few houses).
Mar 8 2010 8:36PM
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MADDECENT
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That second one is..... quite interesting
Mar 8 2010 8:38PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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this is real fucking weird but true.. Hitler loved getting and giving golden showers.. he was really sexually perversed
Mar 8 2010 8:44PM
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worldwideweapon
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he lives in the camper behind your house
Mar 8 2010 9:17PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i love the WWW thought you should know
Mar 8 2010 10:08PM
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zagfan5
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he lost

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Mar 8 2010 10:54PM
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vailsux.com
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hitler is. . . . DEAD.

the funny thing is that hitler started a war to purge europe of racial impurity and the result of the war was massive multi-racial immigration into europe.
Mar 8 2010 11:27PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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fail.......thats not even right..............
Mar 8 2010 11:28PM
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hue.
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he was an american war hero
Mar 8 2010 11:30PM
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thelittlebiggs
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 He went to the circus on several occasions in 1933 and sent extremely expensive chocolates and flowers to the female performers. Hitler even remembered their names and would worry about them and their families in the event of an accident.

Mar 8 2010 11:33PM
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Ben.
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he experienced chemical warfare in WWI and thus refused to use it in WWII.


yet had no problem with mass genocide... dude was messed up thats for sure.
Mar 8 2010 11:35PM
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skiminnesota
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best picture ive viewed on the internet today.

bravo.
Mar 8 2010 11:38PM
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finnajon5
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no worries it wont :)
Mar 8 2010 11:40PM
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finnajon5
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no worries it wont :)
nothing can ruin my 420!
Mar 8 2010 11:41PM
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vailsux.com
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if it wasn't for hitler, most of us wouldn't be alive.
Mar 8 2010 11:43PM
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Powder*Hound
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Hitler used cocaine so often he would take sedatives to fall asleep. When he was asleep he was hard to wake up so he would take more cocaine to wake up. The reason why the German response to D-Day was delayed was because they couldn't get Hitler to wake up.
Mar 9 2010 12:32AM
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Mr.Panda
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Possibly one of the greatest orators from the 20th century. He spewed garbage but was such a great speaker he got people to follow him.
Mar 9 2010 12:36AM
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