Best Chair Lift Convos/Experiences

one more thought..  i rode up with this cute.. but FUCKIN DRUNK chick... at ski bowl a couple years back. and there was a chick i had been with sitting in the chair right behind us.. now this girl sitting next to me was sooo drunk that she was holding on to the pole like her life depende on it..   pretty much i could not under stand what she was saying besides. omg iam sooooo drunk right now. (drunk chick stye you know) when we got to the top she did not get off at the right time got owned and was pukeing at the top of the chair lift. as i skied away to hit epic pow.... yeah i might have got a handjob. but she was really drunk. like you dont wan  to deal with her drunk..

and i love getting on chairs and then the beers come out! ..

my and some friends pretended like we didn't know each other while riding with a single. my one friend goes who wants to play a game? he asks everyone some questions like who they are, where there from, and what do they liked to do. we all go through saying we ski west coast pow everyday and that some of us were aspiring porn stars. the single on the end says, "i just smoke a lot of bud" then offers us all cigarettes

me and my friend Pah-lore sat next to some lady in her 40's in a 1 piece purple suit. we were on the chair that goes over nitro in carinthia.

I got alot of storys, but the other day me and my friend were doing pipe laps, and this random chick starts talking to us.

girl: hey whats your name?

friend: taylor, me: jordy

girl looks at friend: You have freckles exactly like zoey (we have no idea who this chick or zoey is).

me and my friend look at each other and I say: how much have you smoked?
silence for the rest of the ride

riding with my two buddies and I forgot to tell them this story (quite vulgar) so I'm stoked to tell them on the ride up.
then I realize that the single is not only right next to me but also one serious looking dude.so I'm like fuckit and don't tell the story.
then we get near the top and we all take our skis off the bar and wait for him to do the same. he doesn't. so I sort of cough and say "bar up". he just stares at me, doesn't move and waits untill we're under the lift machine thing and then lifts the bar.
point of story: awkward as shit.

Riding up the lift with good friend and one pretty silent random person. We're talking about upcoming summer, and I say I've been wanting to try acid this year sometime. As soon as we say that he offers us some edibles which I've never done before. He says they're pretty strong so I'd take a half. I take a quarter and my friend takes the other 3/4s. Skiied another few runs and then noticed I was catching extra air time. My friend is getting real happy and so am I. Spend 30 min at the car talking and laughing. Another 30 at the TC drinking, and then the rest of the evening at Peruvian dancing to Stonefed where we saw a titty. No happier times have been had from a single lift ride.

Me and @losh got into a gondola and he was swiping on tinder when this dude hopped in our gondola. He saw losh on tinder and started to explain to us how tinder has changed his life since he got a divorce. Then he went into detail about how he bangs ski moms while his kids compete. He was like yeah my kid fucked my over, I was banging this mom in Vail and my kid didnt qualify for finals so we had to leave a day early. Then he pulled out a bunch of dispo containers and smoked us up. Then to top it off he told us that he made his daughter ride in the gondola ahead of us alone cuz he had to take a "business call" so he could smoke before they headed home

Poor grammer aside this was one of the best ones. Those two kids were so fucking passionate about plates

hoodratz47as a lifty at copper i was riding up execlerator and these two kids pretty much got in a fight beacuse one kid thought paper plates where better than regular plates and the other thought the oppisite.. so none the less these two kids have another kid between them so its me on the left paper plate kid, silent kid. regular plate kid. im smoking a cig and the two kids start throwing puncehs at each other and flipping out and shit and the chair is rocking and the kids are about to fall of so i go.. CUT THAT SHIT THE FUCK OUT!!!!!... the one kid on the other side of the chair. goes... oh yeah what are you gonna do about it. and i was. kid i fuckin work here im a liftie if you want to fight get off the chair.

and once when a kid pooped off mt hood express at medows during race practice. that was funny.