If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chad's Gap the next day? - Rowen
i had no clue where photographs came from. i just couldnt associate them with cameras. so i believed that i cannot do anything wrong (like playing with fire, stand on chairs, etc) without getting caught. i guess i missed some great opportunities to do shit.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
"The light the burns twice as fast burns half as long" -skithesprings
RIP CR Johnson 2/24/10
RIP Shane McConkey 3/26/09
RIP Travis Seeger 2/27/09
RIP Hoot Brown 3/24/06
sagged pants, wide stance; tall tees, cork threes; goggle sag, sponsor swag; hip-hop and rap, tranfer gap; afterbang, in a gang; stylie grabs, sick hand drags
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year."
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
thats cool we get that you are all e-popular and shit
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
i used to believe that mayonnaise was mushy bananas in a jar and anyone with green bases on their skis, was in fact, from outer space
You know you were drunk when you wake up and find a facebook video the next morning of yourself jumping into a bush, fucking up your ankle and rolling around on your driveway screaming "ahhhh my ankles are broke, I'm tanner motherfucking hall, my ankles are broke" ~auddie~