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What did you used to believe?

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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
Exactly what the title says, what did you used to believe?
I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows

did you all used to believe?
Mar 4 2010 12:39AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
i used to believe that girls never went number 2 or farted... i was horribly mistaken
Mar 4 2010 12:42AM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
story time....
Mar 4 2010 12:50AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Dude... They don't!

I used to believe in the tooth fairy
Mar 4 2010 12:53AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
Piss is stored in the ballsack.
Mar 4 2010 1:39AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
guilty....  
Mar 4 2010 1:53AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
i had no clue where photographs came from. i just couldnt associate them with cameras. so i believed that i cannot do anything wrong (like playing with fire, stand on chairs, etc) without getting caught. i guess i missed some great opportunities to do shit.
Mar 4 2010 5:45AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I am as well.
Mar 4 2010 6:06AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
physics doesn't exist, it's all about gnomes!!


^^i seriously tought there were lil gnomes in my computer or in vending machines to operate it....
Mar 4 2010 6:38AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
that there is a god as christians portray
Mar 4 2010 6:49AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
same here
Mar 4 2010 7:04AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
that climate change was caused by humans
Mar 4 2010 8:03AM
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BMS-Productions
Posts: 885 - Karma: 17
that i might climb the mount everest
Mar 4 2010 8:35AM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
Mar 4 2010 8:39AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
i used to believe in santa claus and god....


boy was i an IDIOT
Mar 4 2010 11:44AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
that you couldnt high five through the internet.

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Mar 4 2010 11:48AM
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JNew
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10
My mom is a nurse and had me believing it until I was older.
Mar 4 2010 11:58AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Soy sauce was made of grasshopper spit
Mar 4 2010 11:59AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i used to think that the highway was an overpass, or bridge, and the lowway was an underpass, or a regular highway
Mar 4 2010 12:14PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
i used to believe in christianity, i was young and dumb what can i say?
Mar 4 2010 12:28PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
i used to believe that when i had a boner it meant i had to pee
Mar 4 2010 12:31PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
that.
Mar 4 2010 1:08PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
I used to think dinosaurs were NOT real.

And that you could actually dig a hole to China.
Mar 4 2010 2:51PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
I thought that the net worth of the richest person in the world was $100.
Mar 4 2010 2:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
that a boner was a deformation i had and nobody else got them
Mar 4 2010 2:58PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91
vags were reverse dicks.
Mar 4 2010 3:14PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
I used to believe if you went too far east you would fall off the end of the world.

also i thought asains were some form of monkey
Mar 4 2010 3:26PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
That every time I heard a song, the band was playing it.
Little people in the TV.
Everyone on the same road was going the same place.
There were 2 versions of me and one lived in the mirror.
A lot more, I've forgotten them though.

Oh, and God.
Mar 4 2010 3:31PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
that you cant poop out of ur mouth


but seriously, i thought we as humans are significant
Mar 4 2010 3:33PM
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Sekoup
Posts: 20 - Karma: 11
I used to believe that snowboarding was better than skiing.
Mar 4 2010 3:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
that roller blading used to be cool...

nah im kidding, i knew it was always gay.
Mar 4 2010 3:41PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
there was always someone driving in "1st place" on the highway. Traffic was caused when they slowed down for reasons unknown to me.
Mar 4 2010 3:46PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
oh sweet, im gonna masturbate to it then, that shit (no pun intended) turns me on
Mar 4 2010 3:47PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

I used to believe that you just peed in a girls vag. But now I know you just pee in their butts, Thank you NS!

Mar 4 2010 3:52PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
hahahahaha GUILTY!!!!
Mar 4 2010 4:00PM
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steezc-ross
Posts: 822 - Karma: 1,156
Someone was always in first place driving.  I still play that and i am 17 lol
Mar 4 2010 4:00PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
i used to believe that mayonnaise was mushy bananas in a jar and anyone with green bases on their skis, was in fact, from outer space
Mar 4 2010 4:04PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
I thought a blowjob was a haircut. I'd heard my friends say blowjob at school and just instantly thought, haircut.
Mar 4 2010 4:15PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Haha, wtf?
How do you even get that from that?

Mar 4 2010 4:18PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
guilty and that the nuts filtered the pee to make it yellow
Mar 4 2010 4:19PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
haha, I think it must have had something to do with like blow dryers or something. 
Mar 4 2010 4:23PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i still play the game of somebody being in 1st place on the highway

i thought that indians lived in the fire and i used to stare into it and try to find them
Mar 4 2010 4:28PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
same here
Mar 4 2010 4:29PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
that people in the TV could see me back.

and that my life was like that Truman show and all my friends and family and everyone was always watching me.
Mar 4 2010 4:32PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
I believed in Santa till i was 13 needless to say 8th grade was a rough year for me.
Mar 4 2010 4:32PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
this exactly, then you realize half the stuff they say is bullshit in the purest form
Mar 4 2010 4:36PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
true (for most of them)
Mar 4 2010 4:37PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
true (for most of them)
Mar 4 2010 4:37PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I used to believe boogers were your brains.
Mar 4 2010 4:38PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
woops my bad on the double,
blame it on the spambuster
Mar 4 2010 4:38PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
How do you play that? Try to pass everyone and be first in line? Or wait til 4am, and be the first one on the road. Haha
Mar 4 2010 4:38PM
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