Stolen goggles.

on saturday night i took my Smith I/O's off my head (something i rarely do) to shake the snow off them, and i must have set them down or something stupid like that, then gone to make some oatmeal, and i havent seen them since, leading me to believe they were stolen.

if anyone knows where they are, took them, has a friend who took them or  sees some dumb fuck wearing them gimme a heads up.

they are 1st generation Smith I/O, white, (dirty white now), and have some purple sharpie marker on the top of the frames. they have a "capita" sticker on the back of the strap,  the lenses are scratched as fuck.


to whoever has them now: you dumb fuck, why would you ever take such a shitty, beat-up pair of goggles? please give them back. ill even throw $10 your way and give you a pair of goggles you can wear. those I/O's are legitimately the only pair of goggles that have ever fit my enormous head and face. in fact, they are so big, they probably make you look like a fucking idiot whenever you wear them. and i can almost guarantee they dont fit very well with your helmet if you have one. your friends will laugh at your tiny fucking head and your retarded gaper gap. and probably beat the fuck out of you for shits and giggles. so give them back, because i dont have the money for another pair of I/O'S.


P.S. today i made the trip from bristol mountain to lock stock and barrel on my snowboard. it was the most epic run ever, about 1/4 of the way there the woods open up and its just a super high-speed powder run. fucking awesome. we actually overshot locks by pretty far and ended up on the far side of the inn behind/to skiers left of locks.