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Cpt_Barbosa
Posts: 477 - Karma: 171
So i know shinbang is a major bummer when it comes to skiing, and over the last couple of seasons i have experienced mad itchbang...Everyone has experienced that itching sensation when you take your hat off your head or your helmet off so i know im not alone.  you think fulltilt will come out with a hat that reduces itchbang or what?
Feb 25 2010 10:57AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i get that like crazy if i don't shower before skiing. otherwise not so much.
Feb 25 2010 10:59AM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
hahaha yah i always get that when i take off my beanie. esp on a hot day
Feb 25 2010 11:41AM
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rj.
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you must embrace the itchiness
Feb 25 2010 11:42AM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
Ahhh i hate that feeling... I heard smearing ketchup and walnuts in your hair before you put your beanie/helmet on works. Worth a shot
Feb 25 2010 12:00PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
no No NO. its ketchup and almonds, walnuts are bad for your scalp dude. everyone knows that.
Feb 25 2010 12:27PM
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JibbinTheEAST
Posts: 122 - Karma: 14
agreed!      head and shoulders is made with ketchup and almonds, but has to be heinz
Feb 25 2010 1:03PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
i roll with long hair steeze (rofl) and it doesnt itch as much
Feb 25 2010 1:32PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
there was no rofl to be had
Feb 25 2010 1:39PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
only clean freaks shower before skiing, thats weak
Feb 25 2010 2:55PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I shower while skiing, ... what now?
Feb 25 2010 3:10PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Uh... /mega claim?
Feb 25 2010 3:16PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
dude me to! i thought i was the only one
Feb 25 2010 3:21PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
Everyone knows walnuts are made for your skis
Feb 25 2010 3:28PM
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taylorgang@
Posts: 281 - Karma: 1,031
full tilt doesn't prevent shinbang...
Feb 25 2010 3:29PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
blasphmey!
Feb 25 2010 3:34PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
hahaha
Feb 25 2010 3:54PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
i like the itch!
Feb 25 2010 3:55PM
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Bragger224
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Matt Damon
Feb 25 2010 3:58PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
wait. im supposed to put tom wallisch and ketchup in my hair?
Feb 25 2010 4:10PM
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Cpt_Barbosa
Posts: 477 - Karma: 171
^ exactly haha. and i think mustard is suitable as well
Feb 25 2010 6:00PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
anything that is wool causes me to itch like crazy
Feb 25 2010 6:07PM
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tremp
Posts: 273 - Karma: 10
the thread has finally been created.... itchbang sucks... but there is nothing better than when you take off your hat and just scratch the hell out of your head like you did crack
Feb 25 2010 6:09PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Seeing as you are a hat, you should take charge and fix this.
Feb 25 2010 6:12PM
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.jesus.
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chea
Feb 25 2010 6:47PM
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alex.bgk.
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heaven
Feb 25 2010 6:58PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
i rub my head for a solid 45 seconds after removal of beanie or helmet
Feb 25 2010 7:10PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
itchbang isnt a fitting name at all.. its not "bang" in anyway... afterbang even relates more to bang that itch bang..
Feb 25 2010 7:14PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
take your hat off and bang your itchy ?
Feb 25 2010 7:15PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
fuck you Caleb but long hair really helps me 
Feb 25 2010 7:34PM
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Cpt_Barbosa
Posts: 477 - Karma: 171
there it is...problem solved
Feb 25 2010 11:22PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I ski while showering.


NOT the same thing.
Feb 25 2010 11:25PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
i been itchbangin for years
Feb 26 2010 9:22PM
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cultrara
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Feb 26 2010 9:25PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
wait, seriously!?

I need to call FT and ask for a refund on my brand new hotdoggers. The internet gave me false information! i used to get the worst shinbang and stupid newschoolers told me all my problems would be solved with fulltilts...

GODDAMN
Feb 26 2010 9:31PM
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Corwack10
Posts: 323 - Karma: 37

this

Feb 26 2010 9:57PM
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AdolfShitler
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Feb 28 2010 10:10PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
get FT's. prevent and help with every bang-Bitches, shin, itch, after you name it!!
Feb 28 2010 10:16PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
itching your head after you take off your hat/helmet is epic
Feb 28 2010 10:18PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i get this like crazy when im biking. my head just really starts to itch and the only remedy is to shake my helmet from side to side and i look like a fool
Feb 28 2010 10:37PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
I get it when I'm hiking, and my head isn't quite sweating but its super hot, BAM

itchy as fuck
Feb 28 2010 11:19PM
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borskee
Posts: 796 - Karma: 127
i get the itch...and love it!!!
i also get the "my hair feels like it has been yanked on" feeling
Feb 28 2010 11:29PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
I personally heard lizard pee worked
Feb 28 2010 11:33PM
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