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NS, tell me the story of when you lost your virginity

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JETS
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Alright guys give me a story, the girl, your performance, or possibly a play by play of the action as it unfolded...

My first was in my parents motor home during a bonfire I threw at my house with a girl named Lindsay. I don't really remember much but i lasted about 3 minutes, pulled out and blew all over her stomach and didn't know what to do

Lets hear your storys...

Feb 23 2010 1:31PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
were now penis cousins me and you
Oct 27 2010 11:30AM
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.frenchy
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samesies
Oct 27 2010 1:38PM
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messplay
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when i was 7 i went to the playground. i was sitting on the teeter-totter and another girl came over. i got off because i got really shy but she followed me onto the playground where she chased me. i kept turning around, running through this heavenly jungle of metal and aluminum bars until i wacked my face on the monkey bars. i woke up minutes later in my moms lap with her sitting next to me, rubbing my arm. i was semi-unconscious still but after i had a capri-sun she took my hand and we went behind the trees and fucked for hours.
Oct 27 2010 1:42PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
sigging this, epic win
Oct 27 2010 1:55PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I take it I should be honored?
Oct 27 2010 2:12PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Your Icon is of Brian Wilson.


Therefore, I will assume you are a Giants fan.

and hopefully not a bandwagon fan either.

I give you +k good sir.

Bump.
Oct 27 2010 2:15PM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
Fuck I knew there was something I needed to get round to doing, brb.
Oct 27 2010 2:22PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
hahahahaha oh man. this has potential when im drunk enough for this.
Oct 27 2010 2:32PM
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Cuckoo
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It was the formal after party of grade 11.. I was falling for this girl named tammy (sexy asian) and it took me a good couple of weeks to ask her out to the formal. She left me at the formal and went to go pre drinking at a friends and I was rattled. At the after party I got buckled, carrying a 40 of captain morgans, in one hand, colt in the other, and taking tokes from marijuanna saggerettes like a champ!! absolutey shit faced I find this girl.. we walk off to the side of the grass and I sit on a rock! we start making out, I'm completely fucked and have no clue what is going on. Taking her shirt off I suck her tits for a solid 5 minutes well she starts to grab my dick... I throw her on the rock and right when I put the condom on I realize its on the wrong side... (anyone with experience knows it doesn't work) I take it off and say fuck it, tell her its on and start railing her, 8 strokes in I blow.. I was so drunk I didn't give a shit, my dick hurting I take it out and finger the living fuck out of her... keeping the movement so it looked like we were still fucking I pretty much fisted her for a solid 10 minutes! She seriously thought my hand was my dick cause she was blooody pleased, I tell her that the condom must have broke and we walk over to my brother and go tot he hospital... Shes gets plan B and I get gummed by the doctor about safe sex (my moms a doctor and all the docs know me in my town)

After I never talked to her.. she wanted to hang out but i refused! I started dating tammy in 2 weeks, she told me after that she even grabbed my dick and told me that we should ditch but I just left and fucked a rando...
Oct 27 2010 2:38PM
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k-rob
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awesome!
Oct 27 2010 2:42PM
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HenniferLopez
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naw.
Oct 27 2010 2:45PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
fine fine fine..

Summer going into my junior year, I was 16 at the time and my mother had left for 2 weeks to take my sister to college. Thinking nothing about getting laid and only about the new frontier of partying which i had encountered, i decided it would be appropriate to throw one. So they day comes and we supply enough alcohol for about 15 people ( all that i wanted ) and wait for the festivities to begin. Once everybody is there we all start drinking and playin some bp and having some good summer fun. Someone breaks out the green and of course i had to smoke. But this wasn't an ordinary smoke- i was dared to smoke out of an egg. Now im not someone who likes to get proven wrong so after a few minutes of carefully constructing and draining the egg and with the help of a bit of tinfoil, i smoked out of an egg. i was on my high horse. Now its about 2a.m and everyones feelin good and some people are hooking up, i decide to venture into my room to see if anyone had stolen anything. I find my friend in there with a girl. ( girl is rather horny at times but not a massive whore, but still easy nonetheless ) My drunk ass stands there for about 20 seconds and then i say... Scooch, Im helping.... Which was an awesome idea because the girl was like ok im down. I walk over to the bed rip off the covers and start fingering her while standing, my buddys like getter'warm for me! so hes slammin here while im makin out with her and suckin on the tittays. He finishes and i hop up and mount the woman like its my damn day job and go to fuckin town without any care in the world about her. I reach my nut in about 2 minutes or so and then the awkwardness commences.

We all sat down and agreed that we can not tell anybody that we had just had a threesome. After 3 years, not once has it been brought up by either of us, and only a few people know about it.
Oct 27 2010 2:48PM
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maximiliaan
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so you lost your virginity in an threesome but you were an aftershooter?
Oct 27 2010 2:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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Some serious lols in here... 

Mine was pretty standard "head exchange with the gf" when she decided to climb on top. This was the time before I understood the concept of lube so after she nearly broke it in half three or four times trying to just sit on it, I think I was in too much pain to come right away.  It is kind of strange, but I remember that the video for Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" was on, as this was around the time that song came out.  I wish Fred Durst had nothing to do with my first sexual experience, tho...  The visual of that douchebag with the lowrider hopping in perfect sync with the girl bouncing on my member will forever taint my Vcard-losing memories.

Anyone besides me hook up with their "first" years later?  Jesus, best sex I've ever had, hands down.  Maybe we were both trying to prove a point but damn...  My toes just curled up THINKING about it!     

Oct 27 2010 2:57PM
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ace_
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yesssir
Oct 27 2010 2:58PM
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scratchproteen
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First time having sex was my junior year, lost it to a girl who was a senior. It was in her parents basement and lasted a magical 4 minutes.


I assume for the majority of you guys your first time was with a condom on (as was mine).


Now with that same girl....she ended up going on birth control....all I can say is pounding the V for the first time with no condom is a feeling I can't even describe. You thought you blew fast using a condom....its a whole new ball game.


Oct 27 2010 3:08PM
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scratchproteen
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I wish it would happen, she is some stuck up liberal bitch and is a aspiring US Senator now.

We were complete opposites.
Oct 27 2010 3:14PM
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Mr.Panda
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It was just John Redcorn... dude's probably infertile.
Oct 27 2010 3:18PM
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ace_
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Course he's infertile, he's drank himself to it.
Oct 27 2010 3:24PM
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Huck_Norris
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So?  She still remembers how you crushed it...  Or didn't. 

My ex is doing something uber corporate, is married with kids and absolutely fucking miserable- total polar opposite of my life right now.  I had to seriously do a doubletakeWTF when we went out for drinks while she was back around here visiting family and she told me she hadn't had sex since her kid was concieved (her kid is fkn two now fer chrissakes) and this is a HOT girl mind you...  A full on minx with a PhD in freaknicity, a vajay like a beartrap and tied tubes.  We didn't even make it out of the parking lot after we met up for drinks...  Damn her husband is an iiiiiiiiidiot...

To anyone who hasn't...  Totally hook up with your first again.  I swear it's like the genital olympics and is not to be missed. 

Oct 27 2010 3:28PM
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SlimDunkin.
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very much so
Oct 27 2010 3:35PM
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notadoctor
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I was 18 just finishing my last year of high school. I was/am a very nervous person and had recently acquired my first gf. She was pretty straight(no drinking/smoking/swearing/etc) but was dtf. She had convinced me to come to her mormon friends party(no booze, parent supervision). I was super bored and I guess she felt bad for me or something so she takes me outside and we jump in my moms car and start making out. We are doing our thing when we see her friends dad. I get nervous and start sketching out so she's like "let's just leave and go park somewhere", so we leave.

We park in some random field approach (party took place at a farm) and continue the making out. One thing leads to another and soon clothes are coming off. I had a broken foot at the time and the combination of my crutches, bulky cast, and the two of us in the back of my mothers small car made maneuvering very difficult. I start getting nervous as I realize this is the first time she has seen me naked (or any girl for that matter) She starts giving me head (also my first bj) By now I am sweating bullets. What if my dick is too small? What if I screw up? What if I can't last more than a few seconds? All the worrying starts to take over and my erection begins to fade. So shes doing her best while I sit there at half mast scared shitless. After what was possibly the longest 3min of my life she decides that she is gonna switch from her mouth to her vagina. Oh shit. Attempting to get on top of me ended up being a little tricky as I was paralyzed with fear and as mentioned earlier, space was an issue. I guess she managed to get everything sorted out and starts sexing me. I last what feels like eternity but was only about 15min due to the whole nervous thing and my dick being uncooperative. It finally ends, we say nothing, clean up and go back to party. The party still sucks so I leave. Get home lay in bed and try not to cry myself to sleep.

We break up a few weeks later due to irreconcilable differences. I am almost 20 now and haven't touched a girl since.
Oct 27 2010 6:04PM
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monsterdong11
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sixteen on a lake trip with a girl i was hooking up with for like a month. two day trip. first night i try to pull the trigger and she says no we cant were not going out. next day i ask her out, boned that night. broke up two weeks later.
Oct 27 2010 6:24PM
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cooper.fry
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You guys will be the first one's to know when that day cums..i mean comes.
Oct 27 2010 6:40PM
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slickohio
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total repost. and not your story
Oct 27 2010 7:30PM
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uni-corn
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Never claimed it was Slick.


See you at Brandywine.
Oct 28 2010 2:13AM
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cooper.fry
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I don't care whose it was, it kept me entertained.

Good night ns.
Oct 28 2010 2:17AM
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BLACKLIVESMATTER
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there are def some epic ones on here but i feel mine must be told.

in 8th grade i kinda/sorta dated this girl for like the entire year, i never really got anywhere with her cause like most 8th grade girls she was prude as hell. (footnote: she was/is possibly the hottest girl i know). sooo we didnt really hangout much until senior year wen we had some classes, we became pretty good friends again. we were at a camp out that my friend was throwing, someone said the cops were coming so my buddy offered to take everyones alcohol so that they could peace fast. so we ended up back at this girls house: me, her, 2 of my buddies and 1 of their girl friends, and a shit ton of booze. one of my friends leaves and the rest of us stay and get shitfaced and then my buddy and i were like "u too should take off ur shirts and make out"...so they did. after that it pretty much spiraled into a super drunk super crazy orgy. it was fukin epic, waking up the next morning with no memory and then realizing that i took pictures made it that much better. the best part is that its not awkward at all and both girls want to do it again.
Oct 28 2010 3:10AM
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Oreos
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wow just wow, slight over-share there bud.
Oct 28 2010 4:14AM
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GayWolf420
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Thug life.
Oct 28 2010 4:16AM
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maximiliaan
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pics ord didnt happen
Oct 28 2010 5:33AM
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=^]
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grape crush
Oct 28 2010 8:49AM
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Huck_Norris
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Fuck pics...  How about that hot girl's number? 
Oct 28 2010 10:50AM
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slickohio
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roger that.
Oct 28 2010 10:51AM
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c.davis
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Got a pretty funny story.. Will reply when I get home to a computer
Oct 28 2010 11:19AM
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AwR
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Oh Jen, he is going to hate me for it but......i know it was you and David (ON-3PO)....ha ha jokes.  I am pretty sure I know who it is though but out of honor my lips are sealed.
Oct 28 2010 12:11PM
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c.davis
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/512317/
Oct 28 2010 12:57PM
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c.davis
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How I lost my virginity. A thread I made a while back. Pretty shitty ha but check it out.
Oct 28 2010 12:58PM
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Pinguu
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Sklee!!! Someone's gotta guess correct at some point..
Oct 28 2010 1:31PM
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PaleCelery
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I fucked some fat hippy chick in a tent at some festival. Her name was bobcat.
Oct 28 2010 1:40PM
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Ko-Pain
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Pretty textbook, shit faced at a party (also crunk I may add), go to empty bedroom, begin fucking , friends attempt to cockblock and dont succeed.
Oct 28 2010 2:50PM
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Nathn
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I was at this party.
Oct 28 2010 4:01PM
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Sam.Carson
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haha it was just getting good to
Oct 28 2010 4:55PM
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ghick
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.
Oct 28 2010 4:55PM
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BLACKLIVESMATTER
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haha gimmie ur number and il txt u that shit
Oct 28 2010 11:03PM
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orangecrush23
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Bumpppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 29 2010 8:05PM
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tBatt
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Not me, not a first time, but funny regardless.

So my brother's roommate's roommate from freshman year was at his girlfriend's house. They decided to fuck. Pussy? Nah, that's overrated. They decided she was gonna get pounded in the pooper.

Her parents leave, and there is this nice new, white couch in the living room. Bed? Nah, that's overrated. They decide to fuck on the couch.

They finished up, but what's that? A small brown stain on the couch. What could that be from?

The parents come home, and the dad sees the brown stain on the couch. He asked what it was from and the kid said it was the dog.






















The dad took the dog out into the back yard and shot it.
Oct 29 2010 8:19PM
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HenniferLopez
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haha how would you know?! no ones guessed correctly yet..
Oct 29 2010 8:26PM
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tBatt
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Now I just feel like a retard...
Oct 29 2010 8:29PM
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Funkadelic
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My first time having sex was nothing special, just a typical sexual encounter. So I'll discuss my first time getting dome because it's a little humorous.

I was in high school and was at our homecoming after party. Now I'd like to preface this by saying in high school I had the potential to be a pretty awkward kid. I can't tell you how many weird awkward situations I've gotten myself into. The girl I had gone to the dance with starts making it clear she wants to hook up. So we went to this back room in the basement and started messing around. When I finished I stood up, pulled my pants up, and said "well... thank you for your time," and peaced. I didn't say bye to anyone at the party I just went upstairs walked out the front door and walked home. Got home and watched Gladiator with my mom. I have no idea why I did that, certainly wasn't to be badass. I'm now 21 and to this day my friends still say "thank you for your time" to me all the time.
Oct 29 2010 8:42PM
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