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NS, tell me the story of when you lost your virginity

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JETS
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Alright guys give me a story, the girl, your performance, or possibly a play by play of the action as it unfolded...

My first was in my parents motor home during a bonfire I threw at my house with a girl named Lindsay. I don't really remember much but i lasted about 3 minutes, pulled out and blew all over her stomach and didn't know what to do

Lets hear your storys...

Feb 23 2010 1:31PM
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u_no_ssip_i
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Haha first time was with a mormon girl.... need I say more?
Feb 23 2010 1:33PM
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J.Braun
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I don't kiss and tell.
Feb 23 2010 1:33PM
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JETS
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you're a virgin -_-

Feb 23 2010 1:34PM
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soulskier
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I was going through Customs on my way to Canada from the US
apparently I was a little too suspicious
Feb 23 2010 1:36PM
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Morgen.
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was he canadian or american?
Feb 23 2010 1:37PM
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Morley2k
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Orem city jail.   His name was teddy. 
Feb 23 2010 1:41PM
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soulskier
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cant remember, i'm slowly coming to terms with it though
it was pretty traumatic
Feb 23 2010 1:43PM
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Morgen.
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rape is a scary thing.
Feb 23 2010 1:44PM
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SpaceTiger
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There was this really cute girl Cindy who sat next to me in Algebra II sophomore year. I always felt some sexual tension with her, but I could never put a nail to a head whether or not she wanted me, because we didn't hang around any of the same people. One day I was straight staring at her tits, she blatantly noticed, super embarassed I put my head down for the rest of the class. What do you know, but the next day we were assigned partners for a group project that determined half the quarter grade. We had none of the same study halls, so she invited me over to her house. She was the only one home and we set up at her kitchen table. Mid way through solving equations for the project, she confronts me about looking at her boobs. I'm flustered and have nothing to say at that point. Before I can come up with some half witted excuse, she asks very calmy if, "I want to see them." Before I could even process the though she takes of her shirt and  this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-AirIn West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scaredAnd said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticketI put my walkman on and said I might as well kick itFirst class, yo this is bad,Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glassIs this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, Hmm this might be alright!I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Liscense plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later"Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Feb 23 2010 1:55PM
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k-rob
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you sound like a virgin to me, either that or you just lost yours last night.


Feb 23 2010 2:00PM
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Jodi
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^^I didn't even read your post....i read the first line, then skipped to the last and my suspicions were confirmed that you were going to go to Bel Air.
Feb 23 2010 2:01PM
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pomme-de-terre
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just ask your mom.
Feb 23 2010 2:02PM
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Tasche
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I posted in a thread a while ago, +k to anyone that can find that thread.
Feb 23 2010 2:03PM
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Tasche
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/500075/page/1/

here we go

I win.

Summer going into junior year of HS. Parents are out of town and it is one of the first times I had ever gotten drunk. Had a little party at my house, maybe 10 people. Knowing nothing about alcohol we asked my cousin to get us the following. 1 30 rack, a handle of capt mo, a handle of Bacardi, a 12 pack of honeybrown, and a flask of 151. I think we just about finished the 30 rack and about half a handle.

Anyway there is this chick there that I am kind of dating so after the party dies down and I take a little nap (passed the fuck out for three hours) I decide I need to have some sex so I bring this girl up into my parents bedroom, it is probably around 3 in the morning. She had some experience points in the sex category and I had to act like I knew what I was doing. So I get this girl completely undressed and I am not shitting you I still had all my clothes on. So I start to rip my clothes off and I realize that she is just watching me so I try to do it sexy. Never try to do it sexy, I looked like a fucking retard at bath time.

So I get over her and finger her for a little bit and she asks me to put on a condom so I take out the condom I have had in my wallet since birth and throw this baby on my dick. Then I get her to the edge of the bed, me standing, and thrust with all my might. AND...... Done. I am literally one pump and done. I try my best to hide the fact that I lasted less than a second and finally make eye contact with her.

She looks right into my eyes and is like "are you going to put it in?"

Completely confused my mind jumps to many conclusions "I have a tiny dick", "she is loose as hell" , "I am using a pussy numbing condom"... Then I look down. And my dick, instead of being safely stowed in her vagina, is in between her butt cheeks and the bed...

My first time having "sex" and I just had a 3 some with Erin XXXX and my parents bed spread.

So I quickly rear back and insert directly into the vagina, which was really uncomfortable because I already came and the condom was full of jiz. After a while it got better and I made her have an orgasm (no shit). I call it the night of wet boots. This was the one and only time we had sex, we got in a huge fight later that week and broke up. I told her the story one drunken night in college.
Feb 23 2010 2:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 23 2010 2:16PM
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DFT1080
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^wowwzer

Feb 23 2010 2:19PM
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powday
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I'll make this quick. First time was with my co-worker at this pretzel shop I worked at. She was a sophomore I was a junior and we went to the same highschool but hung out with different people...One weekend she called me up kinda tipsy saying we should hang out....I was at a friends drinking and playing video games just chilling, she came over and we drank some brews and kicked it until late. My friend went to sleep and we were sitting on the couch....this girl was pretty fine and I didnt want to make any moves and look like a douche if she wasn't down, I also didnt wanna have awkward tension at work the next day... But yeah she had brought some girly vodka like flavored shit and we killed like half of it before she starts getting super flirty, I knew she wanted it at that point. So we start making out and getting agressive, she takes my shirt off and starts taking off my pants....I do the same with her and then I realized I had to grab a rubber from my friend....I go and wake him up and he laughs cus he thinks I left his house hours ago....gives me a rub and wishes me luck haha....so yea we crept into the guest bedroom and beat for a few minutes before I busted up in that....I was pretty satisfied for my first time and the moans she let out made me think I was doing a good job, anyways, she gets picked up by her friend super late and I just pass out. Next day at work was surprisingly not awkward because we both knew it was some drunken fun....couldn't be more stoked.....our relationship from there on was just "hey, hows it going" at school, so I was pretty happy I didn't have to deal with a clingy chick or some annoying bitch, she was actually really chill.
Feb 23 2010 2:36PM
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JETS
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Yah you would know what a virgin sounds like lol stfu i've done more shit with girls then you've done with yourself.

Feb 23 2010 2:52PM
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b-kul
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hahahaha
Feb 23 2010 2:56PM
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T-Holt
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I just got kicked out of the library, that's a great story.
Feb 23 2010 2:57PM
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deleted5
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the t.v was on the show phineas and ferb was on i know im cool.
Feb 23 2010 2:59PM
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no_steeze
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ahahahahahaha
Feb 23 2010 3:01PM
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max...
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hahahahahaha
you got me so badly...i just wished it was true cause it was getting really interesting
Feb 23 2010 3:16PM
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VT_FLO
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hahaha, you're 12.
Feb 23 2010 3:18PM
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jakepwilliams
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damn. newschoolers is just gay now
Feb 23 2010 3:35PM
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babujib
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defensive, definitely a virgin if ive ever seen one.
Feb 23 2010 3:36PM
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u_no_ssip_i
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Luckily this isn't the you laugh you lose thread. Probably the best I've ever heard.
Feb 23 2010 6:55PM
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CarRamRod
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totally thought you were going say yep a month later she was preggo
Feb 23 2010 10:06PM
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kstanz
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hmmm?
Feb 23 2010 10:20PM
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dickhead1
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solid story lol
Feb 23 2010 10:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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Feb 23 2010 10:26PM
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charmander
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i'll be totally honest.

i don't have a story.
Feb 23 2010 10:29PM
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Fischer-Addicted
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so your friend gave you a rub huh........................... you could have worded that a bit better
Feb 23 2010 10:42PM
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Zent33zy
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Feb 23 2010 10:45PM
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antwone
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i dont see any better options there dudeh
Feb 23 2010 10:53PM
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MrJesseHealy
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Yeah I caught that one too. Mommy Biddy 3Sum for your first time? Creative.
Feb 23 2010 11:00PM
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HenniferLopez
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can't say because I lost mine to a fellow ns'er... :)
Feb 23 2010 11:28PM
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SteezyOhio
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Lets play a game- It is one of these people, and by process of further investigation and elimination i will figure this out like John Stoussel cured AIDS with his mustache hair

Feb 23 2010 11:31PM
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B-runge
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ill tell you one, in the future.....
Feb 23 2010 11:34PM
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JASTEW206
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im gonna go with ajax
Feb 23 2010 11:39PM
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BennyV
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Back of a car hammered drunk!
Feb 23 2010 11:43PM
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_CC_
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the kids i teach always talk about that show, now i will never be able to think of it the same....thaaaanks henrik haha
Feb 23 2010 11:51PM
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statuswhitegirl
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hahahahahaha i died, so funny
Feb 23 2010 11:58PM
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Jamestown
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I lost.
Feb 24 2010 12:00AM
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thisisastickup
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My story is pretty rad.

This happened summer before my junior year. I hang out with this chick randomly one time, and on the way to a school basketball game(god only knows why we went) she gave me a little handie in the backseat of my friend's truck. We go to the basketball game, and end up back at my friends house. When we get there, her and I immediately go into the basement and start making out, which leads to a blowjob. I'm about to come, and I asked her if I could bust in her mouth. She says yeah, I nut, and she swallows it. Fuck yeah, first legit BJ.

Next night, same friend and I are at her house along with another girl, all getting a little drunk. Long story short, her and I head into her parents room, which is conveniently right between the room her grandmother is staying in, and her brother's room. Both grandma and brother were in their respective rooms. No foreplay, I just straight up fuck her. I even managed to bust in her butt, too.

All in all, I think that my v-card was given to the right girl, it was a good night. Oh yeah, I haven't talked to her since.
Feb 24 2010 12:24AM
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Zent33zy
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So you lost you virginity to a random girl
Feb 24 2010 12:33AM
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Lambo*18
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So here is my story.

It is the summer going into my sophomore year. Me and this girl have been dating for idk give or take 4 months? Anyways, so we are at my house for about 2 hours, she keeps rubbing all up on me and I do the same to her. We try going to her house and stay there for like an hour but both of our house are too sketchy, per-say. So we are just like fuck it, go to a parking lot near the bike path(mistake)... Push my seats up and start gettin it... Little do we know there are people walking to their house through this parking lot we are in, windows are fogged and cars moving(hense gettin' it). So they decide to knock on my window and laugh, total buzz kill.... I stop can't even finish I'm so rattled. End up sneaking out later that night and finishing up in the same place. Also with more awkwardness, I end up finding out that some people are talking about it in my lunch, they dont know its me because noone knows my car yet... and thats that.
Feb 24 2010 12:43AM
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gustafari
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honestly cant say that i have a story to tell
Feb 24 2010 1:31AM
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gmack24
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wow i can't imagine being a virgin...anyways

I was a timid kid when it happened, slayed a decent looking fatty to get it out of the way. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. Realizing it wasn't that big of a deal led to to some of the hottest girl in college and shit just keeps getting better.
Feb 24 2010 1:39AM
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shredsteez
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after my 8th grade semiformal.
Feb 24 2010 1:54AM
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