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I'm as bored as... jokes

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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I googled and searchbared "I'm as bored as..." jokes and couldn't find shit. Lets get creative a make up our own!

1...2...3... GO!

I'm as bored as....
Feb 19 2010 11:06PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
your mom when im not giving her some loving
Feb 19 2010 11:08PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
my signature
Feb 19 2010 11:29PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
failzor
Feb 20 2010 12:04AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
im as bored as a shlong at a abstinence party
Feb 20 2010 2:00AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126

i am bored as fuck

Feb 20 2010 2:45AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I'm as bored as an amish kid.
Feb 20 2010 2:48AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
i am as bored as the OP
Feb 20 2010 8:51AM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
I'm board enough to like your signiture.
Feb 20 2010 9:16AM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
I'm bored as Tiger Woods with just one woman.
Feb 20 2010 9:40PM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
I'm as bored as Pedobear with no children.

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Feb 20 2010 10:16PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
an old person that walks in the mall in the morning.
Feb 20 2010 10:39PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I bored as BrewskiJr in this thread...
Feb 21 2010 10:50AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
In soviet russia bored is am I!
Feb 21 2010 11:07AM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
as a kid who isnt skiing
Feb 21 2010 11:13AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
im as bored as a skiier waiting to drop after a line of snowboarders
Feb 21 2010 11:21AM
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snomakr95
Posts: 101 - Karma: 9
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
A: I slow down for speed bumps.

Q: Why do babies cry at night?
A: Their ass still hurts from the afternoon.

Q: what do u call a baby in the middle of the ocean
A: Fucked

Q: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
A: My Dick while im doing it.
Feb 21 2010 12:09PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Im as bored as a skier with a broken leg watching the most snow fall in his state in years....
Feb 21 2010 12:20PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
well your plain dumb
Feb 21 2010 12:36PM
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aarrowsmith
Posts: 46 - Karma: 11
im as bored as michael vick at a peta meeting
Feb 21 2010 1:14PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
I got progressively more bored while reading this thread
Feb 21 2010 1:18PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
uuh, we have an intellectual here

so, i am as bored as karl marx on wall street
Feb 21 2010 2:17PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

thats not boredom, thats suicide

Feb 21 2010 2:27PM
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fletcher.guard
Posts: 1 - Karma: 5
I'm bored as Jason DeRulo not songwriting
Feb 14 2015 3:48AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
I'm as bored as a redwood.
Feb 14 2015 5:34AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."


Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting.


more at: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/top/
Feb 14 2015 9:23AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Mr.JaggissIm as bored as a skier with a broken leg watching the most snow fall in his state in years....


What the hell? Minnesota is getting snow?
Feb 14 2015 11:52AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
A kenyan with cutlery
Feb 14 2015 7:03PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
vagina
Feb 15 2015 5:16PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Im as bored as brett fisher in english class.
Feb 15 2015 8:48PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
musick13board


im bored as a board


















Next bfish right here kids^
Feb 15 2015 9:17PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
im as bored as how gay you are
Feb 19 2015 9:49PM
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ReggaeLingo
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
As Karen carpenter at a Staceys Buffet
Jul 29 2015 9:49PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
im bored as clay aiken at the payboy mansion
Jul 30 2015 12:07AM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
I'm as bored as Hellen Keller in an art gallery
Jul 30 2015 12:19AM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2354 - Karma: -5,295
Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddie
Jul 30 2015 1:09AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
I'm as bored as myself, Two years ago When I was watching Into the Mind.
Jul 30 2015 9:26AM
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