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Pooping with no shirt on?

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kietzmann4g
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 there was a thread recently posted about speed pooping and someone said somthing about pooping with no shirt on. well my question is what do u do with the other hand? i always feel wierd pooping with no shirt on. one hand has to hold the hose down from sprayin all over and the other is used to hold the shirt up a little but wat do u do with the other when u dont have a shirt?
Feb 19 2010 10:54PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I use my hose holding hand's wrist to hold my shirt up and the other one wipes. And when I'm taking a poop and it burns really bad I'll take all my clothes off just because they make me feel uncomfortable when I'm in that situation...
Feb 20 2010 2:50AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
No no no, there is no need to take your shirt completely off. Just JayZ that shit
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Feb 20 2010 3:03AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
this just made my night
Feb 20 2010 7:02AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I'm currently pooping entirely naked.

Well, I have socks on, but that's it.
Jun 27 2010 9:31PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
epic bump.

my favourite morning routine:
Pee in the shower, get out and shit, while naked and wet, towel off and shave.
Jun 27 2010 9:48PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
eat a sandwich with it
Jun 27 2010 9:51PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
what the hell... this thread is fucked
Jun 27 2010 9:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i don't understand why anyone would shower and then shit. you get all scrubbed down and clean in the shower and then immediately get yourself some stank ass. you're so much better off shitting and then showering.

and you really have to use a hand to hold it down so you don't piss all over the place? really? it doesn't just hang in there and take care of itself? fuck, that must be terrible for so many different reasons.


Jun 27 2010 10:00PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
Ah yes, the classic 'Tripple S Bathroom Routine'. I'd say the shit and shave are interchangable. They must not come after the shower though. It's pretty much a scientific fact.
Jun 27 2010 10:08PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I have no problems here, I always have both hands on my iPod typing shit out on iNS and facebook
Jun 27 2010 10:08PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
shit, shower, shave is where its at man.. hot water on a freshly shaved face isn't too fun. neither is soap.

naked pooping or even pissing is really odd. you feel like you're forgetting something because you aren't pulling up pants or at least your underwear.
Jun 27 2010 10:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
exactly. i shit no handed...typing away on my laptop.
Jun 27 2010 10:34PM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39
hahahhahah summer NS is the shit. :P
Jun 27 2010 10:52PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
i always go before.
Jun 27 2010 10:54PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
i poop completely nude, i just feel so free

Jun 27 2010 10:56PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
ahah my thoughts exactly
Jun 27 2010 11:00PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
I usually poop while shaving. And I don't mean on the toilet either....
Jun 27 2010 11:01PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
You would bump this, douche. Your dog tried to lick my sack today, btw.
Jun 27 2010 11:02PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
this has gotten a bit out of control.
Jun 27 2010 11:07PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
That's weird.

I used my brother's laptop when I posted that BTW. SHH Don't tell him.
Jun 28 2010 12:20AM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
winner
Jun 28 2010 12:48AM
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ljs
Posts: 501 - Karma: 1,181
it's all about pooping before you shower cuz then you can get that super fressshh clean.
Jun 28 2010 1:13AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
i lol'd
Jun 28 2010 1:18AM
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Dinosaur
Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
hahahaha +k for making my day
Jun 28 2010 1:28AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
tried that once, stressful as hell. by the way, when I tried that one I dropped the biggest shit to ever come out of my body.
Jun 28 2010 2:13AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Personally, I shit  crouching on the top of the upper lid, an "upper decker". Crouched a gargoyle, ya know?
Jun 28 2010 2:27AM
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SirFaceRager
Posts: 256 - Karma: 30
lol i support
Jun 28 2010 11:56AM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31

Has anyone ever gone to poop and didnt realize the seat wasnt down and you completely eat it into the toilet??? its especially bad if the person before you didnt flush after pissing... :(

Jun 28 2010 12:49PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
this thread and specifically this post have made my morning
Jun 28 2010 1:02PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
i call that the sunday special.
Jun 28 2010 1:18PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
hate it. feels like youre gonna slip off the bowl.
Jun 28 2010 1:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has anyone in here ever pooped while floating in the sea/ocean/lake ?

now thats a strange feeling !!
Jun 28 2010 1:27PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
HAhahah the upper decker. The next person gets a dainty surprise after flushing. My mom walked in on my doing the backwards poop. That was akward.
Jun 28 2010 1:32PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
This should be in the toilet cult.  speaking of which, has anyone seen that dude since the lottery fiasco?
Jun 28 2010 3:12PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
you guize are CRAY-Z!! i poop naked all the time. i even stand on the toilet seat and squat, the poop just slides out so easily! Plus i get easier access to clean my butthole when im done!
Jun 28 2010 4:04PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
squatting on the toilet seat is forbidden in belgium....
we actually have signs that forbid it :)

Jun 28 2010 4:26PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
im sorry for you
Jun 28 2010 4:33PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
wtf hahahahaha why
Jun 29 2010 1:20PM
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Stickity
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i get naked when i'm taking a monster poop
Jun 29 2010 1:22PM
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