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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
i smoke crack




in class
Feb 17 2010 1:56PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
i afterbang when i didnt even  go off a jump
Feb 17 2010 1:58PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
i shit, IN THE BATHTUB.
Feb 17 2010 6:33PM
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blunts
Posts: 295 - Karma: 9
littering and...
Feb 17 2010 6:38PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
i poop.

ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!
Feb 17 2010 6:40PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Well I pooped in the water fountain at school.
Feb 17 2010 6:41PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208
i make her get on top..



E V E R Y  T I M E
Feb 17 2010 6:42PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15
my redtube sesh's last 2 hours+ everytime.... EVERY FUCKING TIME
Feb 17 2010 6:58PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277

I eat oatmeal & milk.

WITH A KNIFE!

Feb 17 2010 7:03PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457

I dont use toilet paper to wipe my ass.

I ride with a helmet.

I bike with NO SHOES ON!!!!!!!

Feb 17 2010 7:04PM
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MistahSmith
Posts: 153 - Karma: 37

I AM Chuck Noris

Feb 18 2010 7:36PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
lol
Feb 18 2010 9:09PM
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zacharyn
Posts: 552 - Karma: 5
I iron my shirt while i'm still wearing it.
Feb 18 2010 9:16PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
I once pee'd, IN THE TRASHCAN
Feb 18 2010 9:19PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
i go UP the DOWN escalator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11
Feb 18 2010 9:21PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
I GO TO THE MALL TO GETS PANTS FOR ME AND MY NIGAAAZZZZZ!
Feb 18 2010 9:24PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I PUNCH BABIES

Feb 18 2010 9:29PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
lololol
Feb 18 2010 9:30PM
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koffee412
Posts: 296 - Karma: 9
i ski. NAKED
Feb 18 2010 9:36PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
ahaha
Feb 18 2010 9:40PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
I sing Miley Cryus Songs...NAKED
Feb 18 2010 9:43PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
I can breath IN SPACE
Feb 18 2010 9:45PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
i did a crossword, IN PEN!
Feb 18 2010 9:50PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
i ski
Feb 18 2010 9:54PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
my substitute teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I PEED IN MY PANTS
Feb 18 2010 9:57PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahaha
Feb 18 2010 9:58PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
I PISS in the SINK and WASH my HANDS in the TOILET!!1!
Feb 18 2010 10:00PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
i PEED IN YOUR MOMS BUTT, THEN DIDNT EVEN CALL HER THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!
Feb 18 2010 10:05PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232

HIGH RIDEZZZZ

Feb 18 2010 10:07PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
I TOLD YOUR MOM SHE WAS A NICE LADY


THEN WROTE MEAN THINGS ABOUT HER IN THE MENS BATHROOM. IN SHARPIE.         BITCH. 
Feb 18 2010 10:10PM
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Magikarp
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
Take it in the butt.... liek a man.
Feb 18 2010 10:12PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I take pisses WITH NO HANDS
Feb 18 2010 10:19PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
When it lasts more than four hours...I DON'T go the doctors
Feb 18 2010 10:26PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
i smoked weed.... once..
Feb 18 2010 10:33PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
this kid at my school peed his pants because he was afraid to ask if he could go to the bathroom. I LAUGHED. and no hes not retarded.
Feb 18 2010 10:33PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
i scope lines and SHOOT NINES
Feb 18 2010 10:37PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahahaha that's so embarrassing. how old was he? i did that in third grade. the bitch wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so i figured if i just peed she'd have to deal with it. so my parents picked me up from school for the day it was rad.
Feb 18 2010 11:00PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
I masturbate WITH SAND PAPER
Feb 18 2010 11:03PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1678 - Karma: 1,101
lovin the super troopers reference
Feb 18 2010 11:04PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
i had nails for breakfast... WITHOUT ANY MILK!
Feb 18 2010 11:06PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i actually know someone who was getting a hj on the beach and the girls hand had sand on it and they had to stop
Feb 18 2010 11:07PM
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U.daho
Posts: 67 - Karma: 13
i once snorted crack off a hookers ass
Feb 18 2010 11:15PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Having a torn ACL and not giving a FUCK
Feb 18 2010 11:18PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
i can ride my bike with no handlebars

on water
Feb 18 2010 11:23PM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34
same situation in one of my classes except this attention craving kid asked to go and she said he had to  wait (3rd grade remember) so he stood on his desk and whipped it out and took his piss




i fucked your mom and your little sister AT THE SAME TIME
Feb 18 2010 11:27PM
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SkiGiant
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
i shit, IN YOUR BATHTUB.
Feb 18 2010 11:28PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
haha alrightt i guess he beats me. but at least i wasn't attention craving. that makes him lamesauce
Feb 18 2010 11:32PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
i shit, WHILE GETTING BRAINED
Feb 18 2010 11:35PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i ran over a moose ON A BICYCLE
Feb 18 2010 11:43PM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
I stood in gen-x for an hour, AND I AM WHITE
Feb 18 2010 11:48PM
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