so i jus spent a minute of my life trying to come up with something funny or witty or clever for my sig. but i couldnt think of anything so now u have jus spent a minute of your life reading about it. I guess we are even.
the black cop obviously had just never seen snow before and was confused at the snowball fight.... aquinn
Ok, here's what you wanna do: Get some unicorn hair, a midget, 3 drops of your grandmas pee, a lightbulb, some fulltilts, and å nail. Pur that shit in a pot, and boil the mix on a fire made of the remains of chads gap. Let it boil for a little while, rub it all Over yourself, your skis and the rail. It'll slide like heaven. Tablespoon
HEY EVERYONE!!!! This guy really wants you to stop posting mashups. You can tell because he posted it in all caps so it looks like he's yelling. It doesn't really matter what your music tastes are, because they don't coincide with his.
I was on the chair and under us was a dude popped out of his skis looking around for something and then we hear "CALL IT AGAIN", you would hear the phone ring maybe half a second, then everyone on the lift would yell as loud as they could. Then "FUCK ALL YOU AND YOUR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!!1!11" I lol'ed pretty hard that day. - B.Pol
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer