grow a beatnik beard, a little thin one just on your chin.
or a full beard.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy
'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'
- My Gym Teacher