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Moustache March?

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Mr.Bishop
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Last year it wasn't organized enough.... but I'd say its time to announce another Moustache March contest! My favorite tradition we had going on in a while, so lets make this one special.

Currently it is facial hair february, so get that scruff going. No matter what even if its a job interview, don't shave!

So get it growing boys - and if its peach fuzz only, then just go to the drug store and ask for mascara.

Contest will be posted when march hits. Simple... grow your facial hair for february and March, then at some point in March shave into a beautiful 'stache. Rock that 'stache until the end of the month, and get a wicked photo of yourself looking awesome. Post it, and may the best man win.

Voting will close in april.

GO!


Feb 11 2010 7:08AM
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uni-corn
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But how will you buy skis??!?!?
Feb 15 2010 8:59PM
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vincepru
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i have 600$ in my pocket. and like 500 in the bank. im making a steady 150$ a week taking care of my lil sister. and if i dont have enough, i might consider selling the bear suit. i wanna get surface new lifes.
Feb 15 2010 9:20PM
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TheButterHashira
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I think I should set a goal to grow one before I turn 18. That is march 16 so starting tomorrow I will have 4 weeks to accomplish this.
Feb 15 2010 9:23PM
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vincepru
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that is more than enough time
Feb 15 2010 9:25PM
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TheButterHashira
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I don't know well see. I hope I can develop it past mexistache and into the higher realm of facial hairdom.
Feb 15 2010 9:31PM
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parkskier
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Kinda the position I'm in...but I'm 21.
Feb 15 2010 11:10PM
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PacificRimJob
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girl i know has a moustache right now EWWW.
Feb 16 2010 12:17PM
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vincepru
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useless without pics sean! give her a strip of gorrilla tape and see how she reacts hahah
Feb 16 2010 1:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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I would need to get closer than I'd be allowed/want to go right now to be able to do that... haha.
Feb 16 2010 1:42PM
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superpoluha
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you should make pic of you licking the mustache while shes asleep, who agrees with me here?
Feb 16 2010 2:02PM
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parkskier
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Wow...that would be disturbing but interesting at the same time.
Feb 16 2010 2:06PM
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PacificRimJob
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That is NOT going to happen. Not because I wouldnt... but because It just wont be happening haha.
Feb 16 2010 2:08PM
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uni-corn
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Restraining order?
Feb 16 2010 6:26PM
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beermuscles
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i'm sitting on here waiting for you to sell that bear suit .. don't you dare sell it to someone else.
Feb 16 2010 9:31PM
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Justin.B
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Feb 16 2010 10:03PM
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Xave
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Pretty sure that guy would win if he was on NS (second dude in video):

Feb 16 2010 10:23PM
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PacificRimJob
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haha noo not at all.
Feb 16 2010 10:43PM
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vincepru
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lol if i do decide to sell it man, its either going to you or victor. highest bidder always wins :)
Feb 16 2010 11:03PM
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parkskier
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Holy Crap!  How.......wha....I don't understand.
Feb 17 2010 1:12AM
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jeremy.g
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just get a telephoto lense and zoom in on that shit. no one will be harmed. or scarred for life in the making of the photograph if its taken correctly
Feb 17 2010 2:22PM
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*valkyrie*
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sadly my bf will not be able to do this this year because of work.  march isn't going to be the same without his dirty mexican creeper stash
Feb 17 2010 8:23PM
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rigzz
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Allright. I know they are not on NS or anything, but the french halfpipe team has THE best moustache.
Feb 17 2010 9:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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why dont you grow one, and let me lick it?
Feb 17 2010 9:18PM
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Jwenz
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well i will try. i havent shaved since january sometime. i will wait til the end of march. just you wait. it will be BEASTLY...NAWT
Feb 17 2010 10:11PM
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Zump.
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i can't wait till mutten chops may!
Feb 17 2010 10:16PM
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.Capn.
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This contest works out great seeing as I can grow facial hair every where except my lip....
Feb 17 2010 10:50PM
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PacificRimJob
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obviously it's time for the charlie brown beard then...
Feb 18 2010 1:05AM
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busky_j
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ohh yess! i can't wait. i've been rocking one since no shave november!!! wooo wooooo
Feb 18 2010 8:29AM
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Squishmitten
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Click for larger imagemy stache you march last year... kinda gross.

Click for larger imagegrew the bead out at the start of this school year... with the stache getting ready for march. (straight hair from ta girls that like to play with my hair... kida gay. what ever.)^^^

Click for larger imagewhat i got right naoo im ready for march.
Feb 18 2010 6:07PM
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rach
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oh nooo facial hair
Feb 18 2010 9:29PM
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DFT1080
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This thread title makes me think of a parade of moustaches.
Feb 19 2010 11:57PM
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Squishmitten
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Feb 21 2010 9:00PM
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shredsteez
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these pictures are going to be fucking hilarious
Feb 22 2010 1:14AM
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clandemush
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im on that life time commitment stache shit
Feb 22 2010 3:46AM
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Squishmitten
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Nothing but respect for that statment...
Feb 22 2010 10:57AM
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Hansel.
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how cute, squiggly turds with mustaches
Feb 22 2010 2:44PM
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troben
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my lack of ability to grow facial hair makes my march pretty nasty
Feb 22 2010 3:06PM
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Buzzell
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someone better grow a fu manchu.
Feb 22 2010 3:44PM
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rigzz
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My gf is already getting pissed after 3 days. hahaha! But i'm going strong and it'ns not coming off. Even tho she really wants me to shave. I. am. not. going. to.
Feb 22 2010 5:49PM
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SteezyOhio
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side burns were looking G, yet my parents are forcing me to shave them if i want to go ski at seven springs this weekend and stay in the condo with all their " grown up mature friends" whatever, pics before the mutton chop murder
Feb 22 2010 8:00PM
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Kmania
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its times like this that being blonde is a massive disadvantage. Any attempt at a stache will end so badly for me. alas alas
Feb 22 2010 9:57PM
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washbaugh
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Stay strong my friend. Do not abandon the mission. I've been growing a red beard for 3 months (obviously don't have a girlfriend). Its awful, yet awesome.
Feb 22 2010 11:47PM
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BMB
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i'm gonna give it a go
Feb 23 2010 1:05AM
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garygohard
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haha

dude whatever dude i can grow a moustache kinda- Garrett Russel

Feb 23 2010 11:30AM
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rigzz
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Believe me. she's gonna learn to love it! And that garret russel quote is the best.
Feb 23 2010 2:37PM
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gbirrd
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you. fail.
Feb 23 2010 8:34PM
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CypressGrove
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i don't know about the rest of you guys, but i don't bother with no shave november (diff story) or moustache march. on the flip side, i've been focusing on my sideburns for like 2 months. ive been getting some looks and tail cuz of it. when i look around the bar, i always notice that no dudes have sideburns at all. i dont have a stache, and i shaved off my goat (ask court, lol). but nontheless, more girls than not dig the burns. im not saying a bangin beard or a sweet stache isnt down, but i got thrown off when i was at a bar clean shaven in november when half the dudes had scraggley, ugly whispy shitty beards and i went home with tail and they had nothin. it plays true in a lot of situations i guess. throw some thoughts down if you feel like it.
Feb 24 2010 5:12AM
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vincepru
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my beard never got in the way of anything, in fact, ALOT of girls loved it.
Feb 24 2010 2:14PM
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parkskier
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I never understand the point of no shave November, facial hair February, or mustache March to be to get girls...in fact the opposite usually happens.
Feb 24 2010 2:30PM
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Wes-Side
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A little off point, but still in the spirit of Moustache March, does anyone know where somebody could get that Orage Moustache t-shirt? I can't seem to find it again, after seeing it once online somewhere. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Feb 24 2010 7:41PM
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