not my story, but a buddy of mine was partying in his garage with a couple buddies (technically not a party, just 10 guys hangin out with a keg.) the keg was in the house in the basement, so when they needed beer they'd have to go out the garage since it wasn't connected to the house then go in the house to get the beer. So one time when one of the older dudes, probably mid-30s went to the house to fill up a couple pitchers he saw a dude pissing in the parking lot next to the house. He yelled out to the guy to go inside and piss, nut rude at all. the dude pissin flips him off and cusses him out. my buddy goes out to the dude and tells him again that it's rude. the pissin guy puts away his dick and jumps at him, but doesn't hit him, however my buddy jacks him in the face and proceeds to get him to the ground and pummel his face in. my other buddies hear the ruckus and go pull the two apart and the pissin dude dips out. on another trip to get beer about 15 minutes later, my same buddy sees the guy wakin down the street with a gun, so my buddy runs into the house with the pissin dude on his tail. he slips getting in the door and tries to hold the door shut with his feet, the pissin dude shoots through the door twice missing his torso and leg by inches. they called the cops and pissin dude was caught the next day.
my buddy sees a guy pissin in a parking and tells him to stop and go inside to piss
the pissin dude cusses my buddy out which leads to my buddy going up to the dude to reiterate his point
pissin dude lunges at my buddy, my buddy jacks him in the face, takes him to the ground and pummels his face to a bloody mess
other buddies break up the fight and tell pissin dude to get lost
pissin dude comes back with a gun
my buddy runs inside, slips in the doorway and as he's holding the door partially shut with his foot pissin dude tries shooting him through the door twice missing his torso and leg by inches
footnotes aren't much shorter, sorry