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Side Jumpers Getting Ridiculous at SR

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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

If anyone has been in the jib park at sr, you know that its getting fucking ridic. 95% of people in there are 40 year old guys with their drunk friends. and if you think im just bitching. last week, goin up to hit an up rail at decent speed, i get cut off right before i pop, i try to stop, fall forward, and break my right arm. he didnt even help me get down to the lodge. god damn 

Jan 25 2010 8:15PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
i hate side jumpers with a passion.
Jan 25 2010 8:17PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
its hard not to flip shit at them
Jan 25 2010 8:18PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
report him. sure it might only get him yelled at, but its better than nothing. and i realize you cant do anything now, but for future reference.
Jan 25 2010 8:19PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
its hilarious
Jan 25 2010 8:19PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
dude, old guys want to get EXTREME too!

but seriously that sucks, I usually like to laugh at those dudes at SR but it gets redic if people are actually getting hurt. Hope you get well soon and I will give the golden oldies a spray next time I'm there haha
Jan 25 2010 8:20PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
there are literally to many to report
Jan 25 2010 8:21PM
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lol i h8 them.


Jan 25 2010 8:23PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
so dont report every one, but if you see one repeatedly doing it, then report him. especially if hes drunk, they will at a minimum yank his pass for the day
Jan 25 2010 8:23PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460

Holy shit I know what you mean. Our lips get taken out so easily....at least at paoli not pns

Jan 25 2010 8:24PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

i get so worked up because it CLEARLY says "not a thru trail".

and us "park rats" are the assholes

Jan 25 2010 8:25PM
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thankagaper
Posts: 911 - Karma: -1,550
when there is someone on the jump i wont throw down, but i will never not hit the jump. i ll send it to a side or real deep, going over people is super bonus points. just remember to yell "thank you" as you scare the living daylights out of them. they wont do it again, ever.

Jan 25 2010 8:26PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
this. ive also been known to body check someone who skis across the takeoff to a rail right as im about to hit it.
Jan 25 2010 8:27PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

hahhaha. i will tap the 4 year olds heads.

thatl keep em out

Jan 25 2010 8:30PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
nah i wont do it to little kids, usually thats more their parents fault than the kids anyways, they are too young to know better. but when its the full grown man in jeans and a starter jacket im all for scaring the living fuck out of em.
Jan 25 2010 8:31PM
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thankagaper
Posts: 911 - Karma: -1,550
this is my favorite video clip on NS.
Courtesy of Newschoolers.com


ahhh, bonus points^.
if you do choose to go this direction, dont stop for a dispute, just ski away and know that what  you were doing was right and what they were doing was wrong.





Jan 25 2010 8:31PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
i was doing a five off of the third jump in our line when a gaper snowboarder cut right in front of me (down the landing from me) i had to carve as hard as i could switch to avoid him, and gave him a good talking to.  i'd bet my life he NEVER does it again, i put that guy in his place.  he risked injuries for both of us, and i'm glad we both got out of it with me being pissed and him being scared.
Jan 25 2010 8:31PM
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thankagaper
Posts: 911 - Karma: -1,550
still LOL. Thank you, Come Again!

Jan 25 2010 8:32PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

hahahahha. so perfect.

telling them to "eat my balls" only gets you talked to by ski patrol

i would know

Jan 25 2010 8:32PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
side jumpers are better than 4 year old instructional skiers. i swear they come in the hundreds to try to 'launch' the jumps and just stop right on the lip. it gets me so fucking pissed, theres a mini park for a reason.
Jan 25 2010 8:32PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
the ironic thing is, there are no side jumpers in the pussy park. its so argravating
Jan 25 2010 8:35PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
yell more. always yell more. establish yourself the alpha male at sunday river by peeing whereever the fuck you want, body checking small children, yelling somemore at parents who bring their kids into the park, barking at gapers, spitting, cussing, smoking. be large and obnoxious and scare them away.

fuck the gapers at sunday river so hard.
Jan 25 2010 10:54PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
this haha. im not one to say be a dick but assert yourself in this situation
Jan 25 2010 10:57PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
that poor kid is traumatized for life haha. which makes it like ten times funnier. stay off our landings!
Jan 25 2010 11:01PM
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swagburg
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i was forced to ride up a two person chairlift with some 40 year old guy who was passionate about going off the sides of the jumps of the rails  and how heloved the feeling of going '"huge""
Jan 25 2010 11:17PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
haha word thats the way show those gapers who is boss!
Jan 25 2010 11:48PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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dude fuck that is major bonus points did he get the gaper head tap in there? could have been bad but mad props gaper head tap is the real deal.
Jan 25 2010 11:51PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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switch 7 gaper head tap. Now thats throwing down!
Jan 25 2010 11:53PM
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poopandflush
Posts: 251 - Karma: 15
dont make fun of us side jumpers. We are just trying to get a feel for being in the air. I like to try little iron crossers or X grabs. My new Line Afterbangs make them really easy, so im getting better. thanks Line!
Jan 25 2010 11:53PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
haha you have no freakin idea how bad it is at app terrain park.  During MLK while i was working in the people were literally running trains on the texas airs as we call them.  It was so ridiculous that we decided to make the theme of the rail jam that weekend gaper.  If i have time tonight ill upload the vid.
Jan 25 2010 11:55PM
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yojimbo
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they should just make it so you have to take a brief training session to be allowed to go into the park. or hire someone to just hang out at the entrances and do a little light profiling on people who look like they dont know what the fuck a jump or rail is actually for. then that person could use they're people skills to not only help spread park safety awareness but filter out the potential accidents (gapers) and either go over avoiding skiing down landings and fucking up all the lips for rails and shit.
Jan 26 2010 12:11AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
hahaha. +k but seriously. it gets really bad sometimes at my park. i just yell at people. my friend tries to be all nice about it but i just bark at them and shit. park crew doesnt care if i do that either. i think we need a giant sign at the entrance that says "DO NOT JUMP OFF SIDES OF FEATURES"
Jan 26 2010 12:12AM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,953
you dont know the meaning of side jumpers until you've skied at a place like blue hills, MA. every 5 or so minutes a 3-4 year old first- day skier will come booking, pizza straightlining it over every rail lip, unable to stop or turn, and the only way they can stop themselves is by bouncing off people standing at the base of the trail. its funny as hell to watch until you see little billy get clotheslined by an innocent bystander
Jan 26 2010 12:21AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
i got cut off at my hill once when i was going into a jump, i ended up stopping the guy(mid 40s) and swearing at him for 5 min, then ski patrol came and clipped my pass for being un friendly to a non season pass holder
Jan 26 2010 12:43AM
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Mitch-DownUnder
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haha thats pretty funny, ha but good on him i guess aha!
Jan 26 2010 2:27AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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This!
Jan 26 2010 3:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
if they had already clipped your pass i'd proceed to kick both men in the nuts as hard as i could and bolt off .... what a dick move to do; especially clipping your season pass thats a shitload of money they stole from you...
Jan 26 2010 5:57AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/1264514264gaper_theme.mp4

heres the vid. filming is a little weak, i appologize

Jan 26 2010 11:02AM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
at least they stay out of rocking chair
Jan 26 2010 5:41PM
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rj.
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julian rapes sr gaper children... in front of their parents.
Jan 26 2010 5:45PM
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butter161
Posts: 111 - Karma: 12
they piss me off, the worse thing is that they dont consider those who want to actually hit the rail and you can be like a foot from the lip and they will cut you off, so dick
Jan 26 2010 5:49PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
What most people on here will see as the in-run to a booter, or the booter to a feature, gapers will see as an empty patch of snow, waiting to be skied. Hence, the masses of snaking and side jumping that goes on.

Jan 26 2010 5:52PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394

This

Dont be a pussy all weekend then bitch on the internet

Jan 26 2010 5:55PM
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skithesprings
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word
there's literally more people side jumping at 7springs than there are actually hitting the features.
Jan 26 2010 6:10PM
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WVskiing
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ii yell at them like crazy. i told one i almost killed him
Jan 26 2010 6:35PM
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Blurst
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I just yell giberish, they are scared and confused.
Jan 26 2010 6:54PM
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Plod
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Exactly. Maximum win. Great video. Love how the guy doesn't even fall. Straight up helmet jib to landing.
Jan 26 2010 6:58PM
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304NordMan
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ahahaha! head bonks the girl! hahahaha.....
Jan 26 2010 7:02PM
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murflydude
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yes thank you this is the best way to get rid of gapers and racers when the get right next to you just yell al loud as you can  at them.
Jan 26 2010 7:07PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i was hitting the jump line at my local mountain, and there was a gaper in the third jump, which is a step over, and i almost shifty-decapitated him


stay out of the park
Jan 26 2010 7:08PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677

Some kid cut right under the landing of a jump I was hitting after I screamed drop the sad thing is after I had fallen as he was skiing away he had a NS sticker on his helmet so if your really on here go fuck yourself.

Jan 26 2010 7:18PM
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