yeah dude, Rory overshot a jump at the US open, he fucking hit his head and went into a coma. it is shitty as hell.
but i heard he is doing better though, out east with his parents.
if anyone has his info pleease let me know, i need to get a hold of that motherfucker.
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
rory is doing much better. He has been undergoing psych evalutations and all that good stuff. He will be back on snow by november, thats the plan anyway.
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How can you say a helmet would not have helped at all? He hit his HEAD...He went in a COMA!!! Obviously he woulda been hurt, probably a medium concussion, but not a damn coma!
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Rory is still alive and well, he says he is gonna be back on snow this fall. From what i heard the distance he over shot the jump by was huge and that no matter what happened he would have scrambled his brain. Figure he is lucky that he didnt break his neck or cause himself even more damage than he did. If you really need to get a hold of him and dont know his IM go on the Level 1 board...i know he uses that and I am sure he doesnt want everyone knowing his IM name. Peace Joe
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